Katie Price #65 Katie and Carl sitting in a tree…L-Y-I-N-G

[Facehugger]

61 likes.....this has GOT to be the winner.

It is, but it's not allowed (boo, shame)

 

[midsummer blue]

Oh dear.

Dolly that made me laugh so much I couldn’t breathe!!Brilliant.

 

[Fish189]

I've made two xx.

Looooool...

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Not his genitals

 

[Minxmonx]

61 likes.....this has GOT to be the winner.

Such a shame the moderators mess with our naughty words which messes the Thread title suggestions up

It's a real indicator of what sections of the public are like isn't it.
One part punching each other over loo roll because the dail heil has them all wound up.
The other checking that neighbours are ok for shopping and meds.

( If being 'woke' means looking out for other people and trying to be a decent human, it's a damned sight better than the alternative.)

We have become a Me Me Me society. People like KP don’t help

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Peter Andre launches Teletubbies as band manager as they take on Coldplay with 25th anniversary comeback singles & album

NINETIES chart rivals Peter Andre and the TELETUBBIES are back making music, The Sun can reveal. The Mysterious Girl singer is managing the kids’ favourites as they release two singles and an…

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OMG This is actually bloody BRILLIANT Can you begin to imagine how pissed Skanky's gonna be if he gets the Teletubbies up the charts maybe they can do a cover of the Hanno song
@Pom Bear please work your magic on this. Crawl can be Tinky Winky (they both love handbags) & she's definitely La La

He's already got access to two brand new Teletubbies
Let me present then
Tinky-Winky
Dipsy
La-La
& Po
plus the new members of the band, Skanky & Wanky

 

[karma4klattie]

Not his genitals

No, they're in HER bag, he's not allowed them.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

No, they're in HER bag, he's not allowed them.

She tore them off last year with a surgical incision using her plastic talons

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Urgh!!! Horrible pieces of shite they are! I hope his dick falls off & her hair falls out!!! Wankers!!

Think his dick has already fallen off - apparently he had a BIG 'UN when they first got together

 

[Crowbag]

The bleep and twit thread suggestion.

If bleep is replaced with c..., and twit with prat, would that be ok for moderators?

 

[Boggled]

Whereabouts @Allan64 … I’m in lovely Largs Vegas

Me too!

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

How the hell is Fern going to produce a miracle transformation in 2hrs???? No filters in a room filled with adoring fans is there

I'm thinking she'll have to do the 3 plastering classes tomorrow. If she doesn't bother then nobody will buy tickets for any of the others as they won't expect her to turn up. Unless of course she's already sold millions of NON REFUNDABLE tickets.
What happened to the last lot of gullible fools that bought NON REFUNDABLE tickets to her cancelled makeup mastersham classes?? She promised they would be rescheduled. Is this the rescheduling & those with previous tickets can use them this time?

What are the odds

She'll only have a sefie with her fans if they have downloaded the filter app - and she will charge them £20.00

 

[karma4klattie]

The bleep and twit thread suggestion.

If bleep is replaced with c..., and twit with prat, would that be ok for moderators?

.....she's a munt and he's a prat. Would that do?

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Checking out the first masterclass: "Join Katie Price for an evening filled with makeup! Start time 10am Finish at 12pm."

That will confuse her fans

 

[Laurenhelen88]

No he didn't get onto Love Island. He made a complete tit of himself. Walked into a closed door, was deemed as creepy by the girls and binned. HE DID NOT GET ONTO LOVE ISLAND. HE WAS REJECTED.

Lol I know I just meant he was on there not that he was on there for long

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Yes, they do, but she'd have trouble getting to Birmingham, Manchester and Derbyshire all by air, you'd still have to drive between the 3 and she's not left enough time between them at all by the looks of it, but we'll see.

I reckon she's got plenty of folk with vans full of red diesel she could call on in an emergency

She doesn't need diesel if she's flying there on her Broomstick

 

[Facehugger]

.....she's a munt and he's a prat. Would that do?

There's only one way to find out, somebody make a new thread and see I can't do the linky bits on my phone, can someone do the honours please?

 

[DC16]

Is he in his new house

 

[Ecosse]

Who knows, but he certainly loves himself, doesn't he. And is that YET ANOTHER dog in the background?

 

[Facehugger]

Who knows, but he certainly loves himself, doesn't he. And is that YET ANOTHER dog in the background?

Is that Blade on the floor?

 

[Intheparkonthebeach]

That fucker really would eat himself if he could Ecosse