My view on what happened......
KP and CW in Essex watching tv (as KP mentioned) tv show so good, neither wanted to get up and cook (and frankly KP was so over cooking after her time on Masterchef).
They order a take out from Sheeshy, which arrives pronto in a van (which just like an ice cream van, had a tune, which oddly sounded like a jungle type monkey noise as KP is most famous for IACGMOOH)
CW being a gent, pops off to bring the food in, while KP continues with tv show. He trips over his manly onesie (he's not very tall, so the feet kinda dangle, trip hazzard stylee) and the food flies out and thwacks KP on the chops
(hence her being stunned that she was bopped while minding her own watching tv)
Que lots of shouting "oh cole, you've only gone and dropped me blinkin' din dins innit " (which was the shouting the neighbours heard)
KP rushes out to see if big Lozza has any spares (as she's only a yung gel up the road )
At which point, she's spotted by her agent and the rest is history (or fabrication as krusties know it)
Yeah so it's been a long day and that's the best I can do