Crawl and his dad are directors because KP can't be until she is a 'discharged' bankrupt which ain't happening any time soon. They set it up this way. They have both worn the branded clothes so don't be mistaken into thinking they don't know what is going on. The bath bombs are sold under a company run by the JYY woman - you can check it out on Companies House. The rubbish renovation thing is at the MM - which had actually been done up 2 years ago maybe and some of the pics are actually pre that. Ignore the time-lines - they are all lies. Also, she has had a thorough cleaning carried out of her SM accounts so loads of stuff is missing now.
She truly hasn't got any lifestyle at all. She's not being invited to anything, a day out on the IoW is hardly high living, free botched surgery - no thanks. There is nothing she has that I want. You sure are right about the bargain basement IG crap she's marketing.
Aww I loved the 'tail' about the Merc - champagne lifestyle for Duds
He was a right character for sure!
I was trying to compose myself in the garden when Chris the lunatic next door (used to work at the skip hire company up the road, hence his nickname 'Skippy') climbed over the fence.
I told him I wanted some time to myself as Dudley had died.
Skippy: ' Didn't think I heard him barking this morning'.
Me: 'Chris, I don't mean to be rude but I'd like some time on my own'.
Skippy sat down.
Me: 'I'm waiting to find out when I can pick him up. He's being cremated'.
Skippy: 'Do you want me to dig a grave?'.
Me: 'Chris he's being cremated'.
He's now gone off to get a shovel to dig a grave in the garden. I'm going to bed. Been up since 2am. Robbie said don't go to bed for to long otherwise we'll be connected to the Panama Canal.
My dog can't even die without it turning into a Peter Kay episode of Pheonix Nights!