My Krusties . I haven't been well , had an serious addiction, had therapy , you will all be pleased to know I am completely cured, although I want to kill Clouseau, So I have composed this poem to show you how better I am , thanks for your support ,My Doctor said the best way to exorcise my demons and be completely normal is to hire a Hitman to assassinate @Pinksquirrel So I am starting a Gofund page is it called? love u all xx
So Skanky went to Turkey to get an MOT,
Carwash said "How much will this cost we aint got a Penny ?"
The Surgeon said "Nothing , dont you worry none"
I may live in Turkey , But I read The SUN
Shes a Fantastic BusinessWoman , Mother of the year ,
I'll do everything for nothing , don't you have a Fear ,
Thev most loved Woman in all of the UK
with Publicity they all will be flocking here night and Day
So he turned to Carwash said ,"who would she like to be ?
any face that you like, and its all for free,
Carwash said quietly," Jodie Marsh , that would be super"
But the surgeons hearing aid was duff
thought he said Alice Cooper
And the surgeon turned to skanky
said anything else its all for free,
ill get rid of all the useless shit
she said "cole's staying with me"
She said all these influencers they may think they're bad
if they think they can beat the pricey
they are fucking sad
There is only one thing im jealous of ,its an easy task
Pump up my backside till its better than Lozzas arse
Now the surgeon took a deep Breath , said "Dont take me for a fool,
its the eighth wonder of the world, and its all Natural.
Ive seen the pyramids in Egypt , Hagia in istanbul
I ve swept up rocking horse shit ,and thats not fucking all.
Ive seen a Plastic Surgeon that melted by a Fire,
Ive even met a politician that wasnt a fucking liar
ive seen a Blue Tit in the Height of Summer, heard a rubber Band
seen the wonders of the universe , Brian cox is the Man.
But even Brian could not explain my Fascination.
Lozzas arse defies an scientific explanation .
Its one of those things ,the value of which you cannot measure
I think we are all agreed its a National Treasure
Can’t remember her tattle name.
xx.
xx.
sensible newbies always welcome, shit stirrers NOT!!