Katie Price #43 Frankenprice gone under the knife, Carwash is a bully, hypocrisy is rife

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Somebody talking about me? I'm good, I'm countering the bile with a binge watch of the latest SAS Who Dares Wins, can't be doing with old Jaffacock Spunkybubble Karlot or his bitch tonight, the pair of lowlifes, I'll nourish my eyeballs on a couple of proper blokes instead but I love you all tho

Ah, that explains why you have been on the quiet side, I thought you might be back on the x-files, I wasn't aware you were a fan of SAS.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

Well done! Very proud of you

Thank you, there is light at the end of the tunnel

 

[liar liar]

But H got the blame for all that didn't he?

Ah but things can be twisted.

 

[Stapleyourtongue]

It hasn’t happened to me, as if! Male strippers will do anything for money though. I’m not talking about the sad old dream boy losers, but a lot of them have admitted to blow jobs, sex and other acts being performed at shows. They’re nasty little tikes!


Yep! Plenty of nasty people supposedly make good fathers. Chris Hughes was until he killed his kids. Are you for real? Are you blinded by their showmance of good parenting skills, just because you hate KP!

Keiran would never hurt HIS kids, t

Who is Chris Hughes? Maybe you should start a 'Bad Celebrity Dads' thread?

I was gonna say, he hasn't got kids unless he actually did kill them

 

[Penguin86]

If Skanky goes for DA she is going to really piss off more people than she can even believe. A guy she's know for 1 year and has happily posed with in bed with her daughter taking the pics. Everybody knows if he harmed her she'd have her heavies on him in the blink of a false eye-lashed eye. She'll hold this off until she gets her licence back in October I reckon - just more trickled rubbish.


My question is 32% less sugar - than what - a bag of sugar? A jar of jam? What? You can't just put a statement on a product without saying what it is in comparison with.

Oh I've never actually bought so not sure if its on the back and it's actually 92%

 

[Harrigan]

Morning all,

Saw this article, the line that sticks out is “had her first nose job after flying to the States. She’s since joked that she liked her old nose too, and would alternate between them if she could”.

Katie Price's surgery timeline - from 1st boob job at 18 to recent enhancements

Katie Price, 43, has been under the knife on several occasions. She started to dabble in plastic surgery from the age of 18 and has continued with enhancements throughout the years

www.mirror.co.uk

Erm, I don’t think that’s how such things work although she could have asked Michael Jackson for advice.

By the way never knew Matt Hancock’s wife’s name was Martha, Matt and Martha……

Have a good day, one never nose how things turn out

 

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What a twat asking for price to guest on love island

More mind fucking???

 

[bargainhunt99]

So the tattoo is real he is saying. And breakfast was ‘made with love’ so don’t you DARE even think about going down the DA route

Has the breakfast picture been taken from the Internet?

 

[liar liar]

I know Rita imagine it laid by the Pool long cool drink enjoying the sun etc then…… you hearSKWankys gobs I would demand to be moved to another hotel

Hmm carbon monoxide poisoning? Walling them up in the villa?

 

[Jersey Girl]

harry , dont want to bring up any bad stuff, but its peeko, you know I dont mean anything , bit lost tonight , unusual for me , what is dv da havent got a clue ?

I responded to you earlier on it! Like a bloody essay it was!

 

[Lucid30]

If you bothered to read... I actually put in one of my posts " Nah - just have a different view - we all have them and opinions." - Nobody gets far arguing or name-calling on any of the threads because these are not RAVE threads. You put Chris Hughes and I don't know who Chris Watts is either lol. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.

Chris watts is an American who killed he’s wife who was pregnant and he’s two kids to be with another woman. There was a Netflix programme recently about it all

 

[Harrigan]

Advertising directed at the cretins who buy her shit items


She only says that because theres eff-all she can do about it after those Groucho Eyebrows have been rollered on in permanent marker ink. They are hilarious!


Just think of all the infections swilling about the place from the overflowing cesspits. With any luck it will catch something although I'd feel more pity for the bacteria having latched onto that thing


Not a transplant, an installation. He is after all the World's Longest Surviving Brain Donor


Kissed a frog, thought it was a toad but actually it was a Turd instead Wanky thought the same..................................


and its not even her own hair either hahaha! A chavvy wig joçb


Notice also the customer complaint about items not arriving - well what a surprise.

Love Island is garbage anyway without Frank guesting on it but WTF does this thing know about "Love" anyway?

Morning Rita, you are funny,
Back to bed

 

[peeko]

Harry, I really do have to laugh at your Royal 'we' it's so funny the day I need Peeko to keep me in check will never come, bloody Nora

yeah girl , I realise my place , you girls say jump,I say how high . But I can dream

oh ., You lot do not know how fucking good it is to be back with you lot, Get that fucking straightjacket back on .im home

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

No Words!!

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That is truly hideous yet it does capture the very essence of Frankenprice for all that.

How can she feel complimented by that monstrosity I wonder although this will one day be his parting shot at her, ' Youse always were effing minging luv!"

That is bloody awful and so badly done, and now he’s stuck with it

Stuck with the original article too - tough shit Wanky!!

Hi my friend xx.
I'm abit better today thank you xx.
Yesterday was a very bad day, hopefully I have more days I feel abit more normal xx
Loads of love to you xx

I even managed to get Cole a more better tattoo of Skanky xx.

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You could probably get away with tattooing this on the berk seeing as its highly likely he cannot read anyway

The tat is temporary

Just like Frank is! Hahahahahaha Wait till she starts blaming him for everything and he'll be off like a rat up a drainpipe and the cycle begins all over again with another sap

Looks like an amateur did it. Yikes

Why does it have a penis on it's forehead

Because its supposed to be Frankenprice - authenticity you see!

 

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Okay people, early but we all know how fast this thread moves.

Time to start thinking a title for the next thread, we have some material.

Game On.

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Awwwwwwww congratulations on vippy status Rita.

 

[Hampshire Hog]

Let’s all get together put our arms around each other and hug metathoracly speaking love to all ((((( )))))))

Let’s all get together put our arms around each other and hug metathoracly speaking love to all ((((( )))))))

Not sure if I spelt that bit right

 

[Allan64]

Brilliant sum up

Hope she chokes on it...hideous woman

 

[Jersey Girl]

Maybe so but you horrible lot have been waffling again, I thought something happened!!!

Mind you I find this post a little disturbing,
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Looks like what Carwashes infected knob probably looks like now!

Why can't we use 2 different reactions?? Torn between laugh and sick!! 51% wins

 

[BigBlue2018]

No Words!!

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No Words!!

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In my humble opinion I find this tattoo really disturbing, agressive and controlling. I'd be facinated to know what Wankys brief was to the tattoo 'designer'.