Katie price #403 you are rank, no money in the bank, logging topless pics, for nips that dont exist

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I do hope the book is in Tesco, as I’m seriously leaving for work 30 mins early on book release day just to read that chapter on Lego in the store, reckon it will be hilarious. I’ll probably get kicked out for laughing too much at her lies. I will be reporting my read back here 😁
She has been saving the 'biggest I ever had' comment for a special occasion ... this is probably gonna be it 🤣 That and 'people dont realise I am actually 5ft 10, thats why he doesn't look like the 6ft 2 bloke he actually is next to me, people are always shocked by how tall i really am when they meet me, i am not what they expected in so many ways' 🤣
 
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No he absolutely cannot and yet when you point this out to the BrainDead, especially the ones who have SEN children themselves, they seem totally blinded and think she's doing a fab job🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
Skank even seemed to hoodwink Anna Kennedy, how these people believe her stories I have no idea. When they have sen children themselves, its another one of the mysteries of the skankyverse.
 
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When is Claire Powell's book out? Tried googling but there's another author of the same name and that's all that's coming up.
If Claire is seriously unwell (back in hospital, I believe?), she won't be able to do the publicity for it if it's any time soon.
 
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Just read in The Sun that KH has a role in an upcoming tv show 'The Death of Bunny Munroe'! He is going to be starring opposite Matt Smith!! Skank is not going to like that one little bit!
Sit back and await the fireworks! Things are about to get interesting!
 
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Just read in The Sun that KH has a role in an upcoming tv show 'The Death of Bunny Munroe'! He is going to be starring opposite Matt Smith!! Skank is not going to like that one little bit!
Sit back and await the fireworks! Things are about to get interesting!
That's a giant leap from his bum hole stuff on OF 🤣 wonder if this is down to Kirsty 🤔. It's going to get interesting indeed.
 
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Just read in The Sun that KH has a role in an upcoming tv show 'The Death of Bunny Munroe'! He is going to be starring opposite Matt Smith!! Skank is not going to like that one little bit!
Sit back and await the fireworks! Things are about to get interesting!
Hmmm, He did put up a post last week of what looked like an arty black and white actors headshot! The photographer was someone established and who's done various actors, so it made me wonder ( wander!).

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Sorry to inform everyone i know how much you were looking forward to it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but i've had to cancel this Wednesdays edition of #ASKSTAN due to those over inflated egotistical wankers reaching the kickyball semi final England Vs Netherlands kickoff 8:00 pm Wednesday 10th. 😉🤣🤣 I was looking forward to it so much but i don't want it to be a distraction when your all watching the kickyball. 😘
 
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Just read in The Sun that KH has a role in an upcoming tv show 'The Death of Bunny Munroe'! He is going to be starring opposite Matt Smith!! Skank is not going to like that one little bit!
Sit back and await the fireworks! Things are about to get interesting!
The Sun really do dislike her :)
‘Celebrity omnishambles Katie Price’ :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
What a great way to describe her - Skanky the Omnishambles
I love it!
 
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This has to be seen in its full awful glory for fks actual sake🤣🤣🤣 the skinny bandy granny legs 🤣 where are her hips 🤣🤣 I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


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The Sun really do dislike her :)
‘Celebrity omnishambles Katie Price’ :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
What a great way to describe her - Skanky the Omnishambles
I love it!
Omnishambles 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Skank even seemed to hoodwink Anna Kennedy, how these people believe her stories I have no idea. When they have sen children themselves, its another one of the mysteries of the skankyverse.
I don't like or trust Anna Kennedy. She had ample warnings about KP. She reminds me of some other people I've come across in charities who were egotistical, ignored the well intentioned advice, and were basically just in it to make as much dosh as possible for themselves.
 
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Baldy locks Baldy locks,
Wilt though be mine?
Thou shalt not wash dishes
But act like a swine.
Yet sit on your fat arse
With three sewing machines,
And dine upon takeaways, grey mash and weed
Baldy Locks! Baldy Locks! Wherefore Art Thou Baldy Locks?!
 
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The Sun really do dislike her :)
‘Celebrity omnishambles Katie Price’ :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
What a great way to describe her - Skanky the Omnishambles
I love it!
Omnishambles 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
There has to be a secret Tattler on board there!
 
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She loves the camera and the camera loves her! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Her "modelling" is TERRIBLE.
It's also old stuff, as it's in the MM kitchen. Her hair is longer and it was filmed when her arse implants were shifting sideways.
 
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Sorry for bringing up the Podcast again, but I was bored and had a quick fast forward through it. Skanky really has zero empathy for anyone, even her Sister.
On the viewers questions she comes across as so, cold, uncaring, and unbothered. Even to the point of sounding bored with the question.
It really made me think if this is her "normal". Is this how she reacts with her own kids if something was upsetting them.
Unfortunely we have had glimpses in the not so distance past, that she does.
Then her slipping in her 8 week DA course that she's completed, and Edna sneakily referring how much happier she looks, how she can even see it in her face.
Again, they both know, it's not what they're saying that causes speculation, but what they're not saying, and the little subtle references they like use to lead the listeners thoughts down the exact road they want them to go down.
Very manipulate, very clever witches.
Obviously from Lou's post Skanky has well and truly pulled the wool over her eyes. It always baffles me, especially with people who have their own businesses and employ other people. Just how bleeping gullible they can be.
There's really no excuse for Stupid Lou.
 
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