And where’s the sore toe??This has to be seen in its full awful glory for fks actual sakethe skinny bandy granny legs
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I meant ‘This is MEEEEEEEEE!’ It’s not out yet.
Not entirely sure Ming. I think she has sorted an arrangement with them. Gutted x
So did I
can’t see it being recommendation of the week in Waterstones , or Richard and Judy’s book of the month , straight to the charity shops that one , either in the fiction or fantasy section
As long as the arrangement makes her pay trustees money I don’t care
At the Vauxhall preview they are giving away books so could be a few tossed outsideSo did I
And there's no point in Kipper shaving all her hair off...Oh lordy no! I couldn't cope with her doing near naked dancing on a daily basis!
Katie Price #404 : Chronic Alcoholic and Omnishambolic.This has to be seen in its full awful glory for fks actual sake
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Heaven help us if she issues forth a sprog with dwarf-boy. An Omnibabyshambles?You can imagine the Judge at her next court hearing 'Christ, not that omnishambles again'
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PA finally gives an interview addressing his split from Kipper 'Why I dumped that Omnishambles'
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Her next wedding ;
Vicar 'Do you, Spam, take this Omnishambles to be your wife'
You always make me laugh lovely Pom
you are so funny (and blooming talented)with your pictures. I look forward to you posting. 
Brilliant Stan..must be our next thread title xxx
I agree Smilie, she’s thrown us a curve ball!So Doll Beauty is in Liverpool yes, she’s staying over to do some packing tomorrow, again avoiding being at the rental. Sofa surfing with Edna at the weekend, that photo with the rough skirting board yesterday, away in Dublin, away in Belguim, a holiday booked for the end of the month, she is not living in the rental is she, no way is she paying £5K a month to not be there, this rental must be a lie
And you too x
Why doesn’t she wear anything that fits errrrrr
So long as it annoys her all goodApparently they were filming last week! It's about sex addiction. Not sure how big the role is but even so it's a good step up.
She will be dragging out the west end play, the Netflix documentaries, various tv programmes for the BBC and C4, a hit album, all about her again
which are just in her head and in reality, nothing in the pipeline.and she can't get photos of the others to use anyway
I’m menopausal and my arm doesn’t look like that. My friend who had a gastric sleeve has an arm like that due to her sudden weight loss. Not enough she would consider skin surgery but enough to make her self conscious and wear sleeves. She’s got 15 years on Kipper so eff knows how bad she’ll look if she hits 60! Kipper that isIt’s called menopause and plummeting collagen coupled with caning the ozempic and/or
xxxx.
