Katie Price #400 The honking Horsham hillbilly faced eviction and now we wait for her conviction

[Parry1988]

Thread #400 congratulations to life's a car crash for this milestone thread title

So the skanky one has celebrated reaching 400 threads by partying hard in the IOW Festival... or rather sitting in a sulk in her camping chair dressed in baggy layers with a face like a slapped arse with jj Edna and arry, and being rude to festival goers including a child ( not jj)
Although she was serenaded by a rapper on her way from the festival only for Edna and jj to realise it was a pisstake about her being skint who then quickly ushered her away

More imaginary burgulars at the MM, we're yet to find out when the eviction is to be completed but it is suppose to be by the end of the month according to the papers
She's been pretty quiet other than that which has krusties spider senses tingling...

 

[JaneRev]

Oh duck it,I ain’t got clue re word or the p word,come on give this old bleep a clue pleasy.

@Dollylovesshoes
The word I can't say is what the scope charity was called back in the 80's and the collection boxes had a blonde hair girl with a splint/caliper on her leg

 

[Pink Squirrel]

@Dollylovesshoes darling Crumble made my avatar too 🥹 And LiarLiar was so sharp & witty. @JaneRev you remind me of LiarLiar because you have the same avatar
@SmillieKylie bloody good on Edna for rocking out at the Green Day set! I absolutely loved every second of it. I wish I'd been there for that. I'm a rock chick. Sooooo, on a holiday road trip today....radio on, tunes blastin' & on come Kool & The Gang....I cracked up laughing....kids are like "mum what's so funny" & I answer "SMILLIE KYLIEEEEEE" cue confused looks followed by, "mum.... Kylie doesn't sing this"

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

So what delights does the skank have for us this week? A Plasterclass or two? Utilise Harvey some more?
Nah it'll be all hair and nail appointments as usual

 

[Pink Squirrel]

@Pom Bear I showed my daughter the eye swap pic of Skanky & JJ. She asked why he's got girly false eyelashes on & has Skanky got really bad hay fever

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

We must be one of the biggy freds on here.oh Still the bleeping same me darlings,she’s a bleep.

 

[In_Deep]

Ooh, isn't it this week we get the "big reveal" of the revamped sloppy jalopy?!

I can see it now...

Just asked young Tugger here, if he's excited... I think his face betrays how he actually feels...

 

[pollycopping]

Came here august 2021 lurked for ages still not close to vip lol

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Remember Crumbles son Kenny was on here,never forgot,he got some not nice posts.

 

[mrspig99]

Oh duck it,I ain’t got clue re word or the p word,come on give this old bleep a clue pleasy.

@Dollylovesshoes
The word I can't say is what the scope charity was called back in the 80's and the collection boxes had a blonde hair girl with a splint/caliper on her leg

And it rhymes with plastic!

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

And it rhymes with plastic!

Oh mrsp thanks

 

[JaneRev]

And it rhymes with plastic!

Thanks Mrs P, my brain isnt working properly on a basic level I'm too bloody hot
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Oh mrsp thanks

Sorry Dolly

 

[Dollylovesshoes]

Oh wow babes,400. Cant get over it.That bleeping nasty bleep is still getting away with cuntshite.Oh be it you bleep,its coming believe me it is.Be it on your soul you bleep.

 

[tracey3871]

So what delights does the skank have for us this week? A Plasterclass or two? Utilise Harvey some more?
Nah it'll be all hair and nail appointments as usual

I reckon she will be on the beg for a face-lift as well at a tit job with every surgeon everywhere after she saw how horrified people were by her real unfiltered face at IOW festival... plus, it's the only thing she really has left to get press interest

 

[DC16]

Looks like she’s getting another personalised suitcase

 

[SmillieKylie]

So she’s now posting photos of P when she was a kid saying ‘Summer Vibes’, and a photo of a suitcase, honestly she’s lost it hasn’t she, it does look like she can’t post B & J so she’s posting old pics of P instead. I don’t think she can accept she has no kids to flaunt on SM this summer, oooh after her angry podcast, big huff at the IOW Festival, now this, oh yes we are seeing madam flailing around now. Buckle up, next month with her lashing out about all the content deleted by the lawyers from her book is gonna be interesting.Madam is not happy, she is so going to do something really dumb, such as attacking PA to the point Claire steps in, throw in her floundering showmance, her looks having left the building, and her new rental which I reckon she already hates, madam is on the ropes, I think we are finally seeing consequences for her feckless ways arriving now

 

[tracey3871]

Came here august 2021 lurked for ages still not close to vip lol

You will be very fast when she does something and you get the Fury on you

 

[WillowTree21]

Came here august 2021 lurked for ages still not close to vip lol

I came on here to hopefully bring some accurate ‘tea’ to the party. Hope I have

Been reading but not posting much. My good friend took his life. I am devastated & my heart feels Black & fragile. Had been working full time in my job & at wildlife, so was knackered when I received the devastating call. Feeling like I didn’t do enough to get him through his demons
such a lovely amazing man, yet this piece of who cares about nothing or nobody continues with the arrogance. I’m even more angry than ever. Anyway my lovelies, keep doing what you do best at catching this mutilated con woman out. I’ll post when I can. Love to you all.

 

[life’s a car crash]

Thank you all for voting. . It’s interesting how everyone stumbled in here. I always have opinions and my fellow work tattler opened the door . I recall many years ago thinking she would eventually slide into the porn industry, of course that was way before Only Grans .
Wonder what this next few weeks will bring. If I recall she’s getting her norks and face hauled up a few inches again . I wonder if she will, and how will she justify the spends to the skankruptcy at the end of July ?

 

[DC16]

I came on here to hopefully bring some accurate ‘tea’ to the party. Hope I have

Been reading but not posting much. My good friend took his life. I am devastated & my heart feels Black & fragile. Had been working full time in my job & at wildlife, so was knackered when I received the devastating call. Feeling like I didn’t do enough to get him through his demons
such a lovely amazing man, yet this piece of who cares about nothing or nobody continues with the arrogance. I’m even more angry than ever. Anyway my lovelies, keep doing what you do best at catching this mutilated con woman out. I’ll post when I can. Love to you all.

So sorry @WillowTree21