Katie Price #397 The tour is over for the Skanky sisters, in their amoeba brain's they're both A-listers

[DC16]

Nothing new or original to say yet again, just the same regurgitated shite she's been spouting for years.

The Daily Fail know exactly what they're doing here. If you look back at articles on her, over 95% of the comments are negative so it's not as if they're championing her because they think she's popular with their readers. What she does provide however are lots and lots of clicks which is where their revenue comes from.

They're just using her, just like she constantly accusses everyone of using her....and she happily lets them stupid cow, she's that desperate for attention even negative attention is worth it.

Bit like poor John Merrick - it's just a freak show, with her as the object of ridicule this time.
Still, helps to keep the BrainDead feeling sorry for her and the way she's treated by the media, one of her favourite sob stories
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SNAP!

Snap too!!
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/28517684/katie-price-split-jj-slater-birthday-sheer-dress/

I suppose she didn’t say she will actually wear the dress…

 

[SmillieKylie]

Don't think this sham relationship was meant to last, think it is/was a business deal between them to bump both their profiles but nobody was interested and getting mummy and daddy kryten on board just pushes it out there again, think mummy and daddy kryten just give baby kryten what he wants because he's a spoilt child fame chaser and this sham relationship with skank is his only way of becoming a zlister. They don't like it and like you say skanks true colours will show soon enough when she's egg hunting.

Indeed Stan, plus I think a big thing now is she desperately requires a chauffeur, she’s being drivien all over the country for various events, she knows she won’t find another mug so easily who has no job so can drop everything for madam. He seems to love the minimal fame she’s giving him, so I think they’ll keep this going for quite a while yet, she can‘t afford to lose her driver, that’s all he is to her. I don’t even think she can chase nu eggs, cos if he goes she’s fucked. Madam is in a right pickle with the showmance, and I’m here for it

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

“Presses”. Gosh reminds me of my late mum. Always used Presses. Mr Mellow just could not get his head around calling cupboards Presses.

OOOOH I have a linen press where I keep all the bedlinens, but only that one - the others are still cupboards

 

[JaneRev]

Don't think this sham relationship was meant to last, think it is/was a business deal between them to bump both their profiles but nobody was interested and getting mummy and daddy kryten on board just pushes it out there again, think mummy and daddy kryten just give baby kryten what he wants because he's a spoilt child fame chaser and this sham relationship with skank is his only way of becoming a zlister. They don't like it and like you say skanks true colours will show soon enough when she's egg hunting.

I agree he does strike me as a trust fund/spoilt child, left to his own devices. He's quite happy smoking weed and going along with the showmance. Safe in the knowledge his folks will bail him out when the time comes.

I can't see Skank getting pregnant with slitty eyes. She just regurgitates the same bollocks in every relationship. The big problem for her is that age isn't on her side and it's only a waiting game as to when something on her face explodes.

 

[Madcatbimbo]

OMG.... In Bali apparently...!!

The outlet also reports that Katie and Lewis are now filming a TV show about their life coaching journey in Bali this year.

Katie Price 'lands new TV show' working with 'diagnosed psychopath' life coach

KATIE Price has “landed a new TV show” working with a “diagnosed psychopath” life coach. The former glamour girl, 46, has tried her hand at many different careers over the y…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[tracey3871]

Don't think this sham relationship was meant to last, think it is/was a business deal between them to bump both their profiles but nobody was interested and getting mummy and daddy kryten on board just pushes it out there again, think mummy and daddy kryten just give baby kryten what he wants because he's a spoilt child fame chaser and this sham relationship with skank is his only way of becoming a zlister. They don't like it and like you say skanks true colours will show soon enough when she's egg hunting.

Well she has a 100% record of her partners parents hating her, cant see that changing even if this one is fake!
In other news, Kipper asks an intellectual question ...

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

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Skanks looks older than legoboys dads partner. Yet again she’s dressed totally unsuitability, like some skater park kid will it ever grow up.

 

[Tedbear]

Put away the pisspots and get the sick buckets out,, because skanks on a charm offensive she's moving into a new house, a new career path and now finally getting pictured with mummy and daddy kryten to give the showmance their seal of approval. Next up will be the clan because they won't want to miss out on this and skank will give AFP orders to play nice because she needs pictures of AFP and Mr PP meeting kryten now, then the big 'relationship' push it's real not fake, krytens parents love me, mum and dad love kryten, we're starting a life together, the holiday with engagement, the wedding planning, the baby making holidays and the inevitable stories of break ups and makeups. Buckle up because this sham business relationship is all skank has left to push for publicity and coin and those are the 2 most important things to skank.

Well said @Stan your right on and on and on Skankys saga goes

 

[life’s a car crash]

@Winepig has the most liked thread suggestion

#398 The amount of weed smoked means it’s all a bit hazy , is it really 6 months of driving Miss Crazy

For whoever is starting a new thread. I fecked it up when I tried but if this helps the person with the skills

 

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

What can Alex do that he hasn't already done already? He went to police about the revenge porn and the police didn't prosecute. He's come out in public, said she's a sociopath and said she has blackmail footage of other men. The mainstream media and police are not interested.

Skanks probably got incriminating footage of the head of the police force has well, so she can carry on her merry way.
Life coach tv show, is that another you tube tv show, thats all its only ever going to be from now on.

 

[Stan Butler]

Indeed Stan, plus I think a big thing now is she desperately requires a chauffeur, she’s being drivien all over the country for various events, she knows she won’t find another mug so easily who has no job so can drop everything for madam. He seems to love the minimal fame she’s giving him, so I think they’ll keep this going for quite a while yet, she can‘t afford to lose her driver, that’s all he is to her. I don’t even think she can chase nu eggs, cos if he goes she’s fucked. Madam is in a right pickle with the showmance, and I’m here for it

Yes Kylie,, the mutant is stuck with kryten for the time being, no doubt there'll be eggs she's messaging but all she is to them is a quick shag none will claim her. The 3+ years she was with sink boy and the times she cheated it was a quick shag soon as there was any sort of rumour and they were in danger of being exposed as the new egg they did a runner, skank won't find another tea boy, egg buttie maker, chauffeur and chief of security any time soon. Skanks up tit creek without a paddle and stuck with kryten and that's why she's desperate again to push this sham business relationship back out into the public domain.

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

OMG.... In Bali apparently...!!

The outlet also reports that Katie and Lewis are now filming a TV show about their life coaching journey in Bali this year.

Katie Price 'lands new TV show' working with 'diagnosed psychopath' life coach

KATIE Price has “landed a new TV show” working with a “diagnosed psychopath” life coach. The former glamour girl, 46, has tried her hand at many different careers over the y…

www.thesun.co.uk

With any luck the Two Psychos will flip their lids and do each other in; That would save a lot of aggro in the long run

 

[ClivE]

That interview had NOTHING new in it, same old regurgitated shite. She even did those training to be a life coach blah blah blah in Jan 2023, done nothing about that in 18 months.

Katie Price reveals shock new job and reveals she's training for surprise career

KATIE Price is launching a new career – and using her past heartbreak as inspiration. The former glamour model, 44, who is currently single after splitting up with fiance Carl Woods, 33, is e…

www.thesun.co.uk

Same old blame game, same old lies, same old nothing is her fault and now she is with another new man she is apparently soooo happy

she prob did not finish the course and qualify as she does say it is £9.99 a month she prob could not keep up the monthly payments

 

[tracey3871]

OMG.... In Bali apparently...!!

The outlet also reports that Katie and Lewis are now filming a TV show about their life coaching journey in Bali this year.

Katie Price 'lands new TV show' working with 'diagnosed psychopath' life coach

KATIE Price has “landed a new TV show” working with a “diagnosed psychopath” life coach. The former glamour girl, 46, has tried her hand at many different careers over the y…

www.thesun.co.uk

Bullshit ... she will only appear in a couple of video ads ... the usual Monkey Tennis

 

[maggie-moo]

Reading her Daily Mail bullshit, it's time for the trustees to get her into court and infront of a judge, since she seems to have overcome all her MH problems and is, in control and in such a good place with a choice of two houses to live in.
She's taken the absolute piss out of the legal system for long enough.
As for JJ's parents, it's obvious his lack of brain cells is hereditary.
Any parent that willingly sits at a dinner table with Katie Price as their son's girlfriend, really have to have some sort of brain defect.

 

[IfTheCapFits]

OMG.... In Bali apparently...!!

The outlet also reports that Katie and Lewis are now filming a TV show about their life coaching journey in Bali this year.

Katie Price 'lands new TV show' working with 'diagnosed psychopath' life coach

KATIE Price has “landed a new TV show” working with a “diagnosed psychopath” life coach. The former glamour girl, 46, has tried her hand at many different careers over the y…

www.thesun.co.uk

Seems just like self promotion from him again, think she's actually found her perfect partner here! Bullshit master just like her, doubt he'd suffer her for long IRL though, but they'll use each other for clicks for as long as possible no doubt. Bali? Yeah, we'll see

 

[HasBeen]

Skanks probably got incriminating footage of the head of the police force has well, so she can carry on her merry way.
Life coach tv show, is that another you tube tv show, thats all its only ever going to be from now on.

This is what I think
She’s a Coke head and has been for years but when I was in london, The biggest coke dealers were Met Police officers and that’s my theory on why she’s Teflon
I think she has more dirt on other people than a Coal Mine But she’s on a downward spiral, and the facts are plain to see
Twice bankrupt, Not a homeowner now in rented and 4 kids removed by social services
And nothing can change the fact she Is, was and forever will be A bleep and a useless one at that

 

[Stan Butler]

I agree he does strike me as a trust fund/spoilt child, left to his own devices. He's quite happy smoking weed and going along with the showmance. Safe in the knowledge his folks will bail him out when the time comes.

I can't see Skank getting pregnant with slitty eyes. She just regurgitates the same bollocks in every relationship. The big problem for her is that age isn't on her side and it's only a waiting game as to when something on her face explodes.

The conversation between krytens parents must have been a difficult one Jane,, not about "how we going to break it to the kids were divorcing" but about "who's going to get custody of kryten" can think they came to an amicable agreement of "we'll just pay the rent on a house, set him up with a little business and bung him a few quid each month to keep him off our backs"

 

[Spiderplant]

Is Lewis a potential nu egg she’s chasing?

 

[JaneRev]

The conversation between krytens parents must have been a difficult one Jane,, not about "how we going to break it to the kids were divorcing" but about "who's going to get custody of kryten" can think they came to an amicable agreement of "we'll just pay the rent on a house, set him up with a little business and bung him a few quid each month to keep him off our backs"

I can see the clause of "who gets custody of kryten" holding the divorce up

Mind you both of them never expected stoner boy to end up with her lady skank. There may have been an emergency meeting held to find out what Kryten was thinking.