She probably thinks Imperial Leather is a posh bondage thing!Never been known Dolly.
The old Soap Dodger will shrivel up like the Wicked Witch of the West if it spots a bar of imperial leather.
Katie Price #383 May the Third, may the Turd, be doing Bird!
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She might scrawl it on one of her unsold calendars to try & keep the judge sweet
Yeah but she might get it for free if she agrees to swallow ..
Yeah that was Anton!
In that case maybe the authorities could check if she went away pre-court date by tracking the 'pings' (or whatever) of her mobile from the masts. They did that to trace Christian Bruckners' movements around Praya de Luth in the hope of finally nailing him, with regard to Madeleine Mc Canns' disappearance.It’s mentioned either on here or Daily Mail comments that she has her pink phone with her and it’s visible on the towel in the gym pic. Therefore she is contactable, no excuse
It was Anton’s mother who said that.
That’s because she had a special kind of attempted unaliving, the kind where injuries are invisible to the naked eye and you have to use heat or something to show the bruising.I've been thinking with regard to when she tried to hang herself. 'I had black eyes and a bruising round my neck.' Surely somebody in her dwindling circle would have seen her alleged injuries - yet no-one has ever spoke up about witnessing them as far as I know.
This fucks me off big time, it’s not like a tap that can be turned on and off at will, I wish it was like everyone else who is living with depression and anxiety. She is truly nauseating.I wonder if Carl uses any Tattle monikers when talking about the skank? I like to think he does
🫢🫢It's a Thelma & Louise type of relationship I think - a predictable disaster.
I fancy you.
I've always fancied you.
I've got problems.
I want to be famous too.
Then let's just go for it. Jump on board but be warned it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
Yeah - let's just have an adventure, it'll be a laugh if nothing else. What the Hell.
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Funny how she knew about the 6 month leeway rule.
I honestly think she's going to stage a suicide attempt to get out of this upcoming court hearing.
There are ways of doing it that are reversible if you don't wait too long to present yourself at A&E (I won't say how).
It would be on her medical records as a real suicide attempt, and no one would be able to prove otherwise. It's not like doctors or the police will be looking through her search history.
She could probably get herself sectioned this way, and successfully kick the can down the road for another length of time.
Having a suicide attempt on her records would likely be detrimental for any future attempt at regaining custody of her youngest children. She could use this as an excuse to the general public for why she's lost them, it's a good way to get sympathy.
I hope I'm not giving her ideas. She's probably planning it already.
There are ways of doing it that are reversible if you don't wait too long to present yourself at A&E (I won't say how).
It would be on her medical records as a real suicide attempt, and no one would be able to prove otherwise. It's not like doctors or the police will be looking through her search history.
She could probably get herself sectioned this way, and successfully kick the can down the road for another length of time.
Having a suicide attempt on her records would likely be detrimental for any future attempt at regaining custody of her youngest children. She could use this as an excuse to the general public for why she's lost them, it's a good way to get sympathy.
I hope I'm not giving her ideas. She's probably planning it already.
She hasn’t killed anyone (yet) I can’t see them going to those lengths
Omg I did not like getting up early, making breakfast, and worse of all the damn lunches! Omg I hated making lunches! One liked this, the other that, they didn't want that again, approved snacks....I still have nightmares!
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Didn't it say 5 years in the documentary? Till he is 25?
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3 year placement but could be extended up to age 25
how can I have got that so wrong!! 
Should be The Lying, The Titch and the JYY Wardrobe
Wonder if skanks touched down back in the UK yet, she'll need to get a diagnosis and room in the priory early to make her stress, depression and suicidal thoughts believable, can't leave everything until last minute again because that won't wash with the judge, skanks been warned. 
I wonder/wander why the duck she didn’t contact me,I’d written the bleep a nice letter.lol, I was looking up how to do that and came across a list of protocols. This came up
Use proper grammar and punctuation, and avoid using slang or informal language.
I guess we should get Dolly to send it then!
No offense Dolly
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It’s a wonder he can through those ugly slitty eyes……bleep.He will be posing in the carpark carrying cheap flowers for backgrid pics pretending to visit her in HMP ... like Goodger did ... it will be a damn site easier than ACTUALLY having to be around her ... bonus, he still won't have to look at her
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What was this? I must have missed it!
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Or maybe Jett has been scared and alienated more, or made to believe he has issues.....so more therapy and more time to adjust.
Of course she won't cancel them because they are all to glorify MEEEEEEEEE!
The ones she'll cancel and try to wriggle out of are ALL detrimental to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Once she’s banged up
he’s banking on lots of pics of him visiting her. He’ll sell “his side of things” story and maybe write a book about how misunderstood she is. Or if skank kicks him to the curb once it all goes tits up, he’ll get a few quid from his “my nightmare” story.If she doesn't show they can arrest her to bring her to the hearing, or they could go for contempt' charges (Not sure if they would do both) If she's charged with contempt they would likely have a separate hearing for that and they could give her more time to get her self represented and prepared. That's because you can be given up to 2 years for contempt, it's a serious charge.I’m just catching up & fuming but not surprised! They should have issued a warrant for the absolute cheek of her not attending court but she’s ok to piss off abroadI hope she stays in holiday doesn’t turn up on the 3rd & gets arrested at the airport when she eventually does come back.
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I don’t think she’ll come home for the 3rd & I’m doubtful she will be able to provide the standard of proof they are expecting so she will pull out the feeling suicidal card over all this which I think will get her a postponement.
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When she eventually has to give answers she won’t give any useful information or she won’t be able to remember. I think skank is going to end up in handcuffs eventually but if she is arrested for contempt of court would this result in another court case or would she face judgment straight away?
I think, but not entirely sure they can also proceed without her in the hearing, I'm not sure how likely that is. Who knows what evidence they have now from the forensic accountants? I'm hoping her answers under oath were just the last part in exhausting the civil route before they start a criminal trial.
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