Katie Price #382 Skanky's gone and done a runner, she's in deep, what a bummer!

[Bull***t Buster]

Wow Weeee! So the arrogant bleep was already away!

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There is absolutely no way on earth that these two have had sex! I think they are just using each other to ride the publicity train.

 

[okeep]

I know one of us Krusties biggest bugbears is lazy journalism, cut and paste, just printing anything the Skank says , But this has got to be the worst ever,
Never mind me tea, spat my beer out
Poor fucker Alex just wants his money

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

I'm calling it now. She'll check into the Priory before the week is over..

Yes it costs but she finds money to pay for stuff when she really has to

She could still be arrested though. The Priory can't stop that.

 

[KK77]

Wish they had of announced she was up on 3rd May earlier! I've been ranting and raving all bloody day. My Saturday was ruined, and don't even talk to me about my bloody blood pressure!!!

I can’t help thinking 3rd May became free soon as she was spotted at the airport!

 

[DC16]

Am I right in thinking that the court has now elevated the level of seriousness? It can't have been easy to get another court date so quickly with the backlogs in the system? So pushing up the priority level means this must have escalated in seriousness?
I hope so.
She might play the 'I'm not at home so did'nt get court date and not using internet due to menkal elf'

It’s certainly not unheard of to get another court date there with just a weeks notice, I know of an occasion it was done recently

 

[WhiteOrchid]

Looks like JJ is reading tattle….

Maybe he's the one poster that voted for "Feet" in the Poll?

 

[Ming55]

My take on this is 4 scenarios.
1. She comes back evades the arresting officers and going straight into Priory.
2. She extends her holiday not realising police over there can arrest her.
3. She hops over the border into the Turkish side of Cyprus and sets herself up as a Cabaret Singer.
Query regarding scenario 3, if Lego man/ boy helps her can he be done for aiding and abetting a fugitive from justice ? Does he know that may be the case.
4. My blood result from May 2nd comes back saying my liver function is back to normal and I can get pissed while she is arrested at the airport.Oh what a happy day that would be.

 

[KK77]

Am I right in thinking that the court has now elevated the level of seriousness? It can't have been easy to get another court date so quickly with the backlogs in the system? So pushing up the priority level means this must have escalated in seriousness?
I hope so.
She might play the 'I'm not at home so did'nt get court date and not using internet due to menkal elf'

We have a pic of baybay JJ on the internet. He’ll tell his mistress. And I’m sure Beige Bison will have been in touch. We’ll have to wait and see!

 

[maggie-moo]

Katie Price #383 Katie Price is dead as the judge calls "off with her head".

Me thinking out loud again

 

[Joanna Surrey]

I honestly don't think she'll bother coming back for the hearing. She's so deluded now it seems she's living in a complete fantasy world. As if anybody could enjoy a holiday with all that hanging over them.

 

[tomkat1]

I feel very sorry for anyone at that resort. They'll be requesting eye bleach! She looks bloody ridiculous

Ridiculous, the tattoos are awful, she’s got big hooks instead of big toes! bizarre!

 

[KK77]

My take on this is 4 scenarios.
1. She comes back evades the arresting officers and going straight into Priory.
2. She extends her holiday not realising police over there can arrest her.
3. She hops over the border into the Turkish side of Cyprus and sets herself up as a Cabaret Singer.
Query regarding scenario 3, if Lego man/ boy helps her can he be done for aiding and abetting a fugitive from justice ? Does he know that may be the case.
4. My blood result from May 2nd comes back saying my liver function is back to normal and I can get pissed while she is arrested at the airport.Oh what a happy day that would be.

I fancy option 4, for her and for you

 

[shizzler]

I might be wrong but when someone is in full time care a lot of benefits are stopped anyway? If someone is living at home they still get their disability and whatever but if they're in a full time care place paid for by the state, it's stopped. My mum used to get DLA but when she had a fall & had to go into a care home her DLA stopped. They also assessed that she had to pay so much a week out of her pension credit & it only left about £20 a week for her pocket money. I had to pay her bills for her council place to keep it going for when she came home, sadly she never did. I'm not sure what benefits H would still have while he's at the college full time

with regard to residential, H (or KP if she received it on behalf of him) would still get the mobility side of PIP. That is because it would be needed for her to visit or him to come home. The personal care side would stop but she could still claim “boarder payments” for the proportion of time he spends at home (she would have to tell DWP dates and durations). He can claim UC in his own right but I’m unsure whether this would go towards his expenses at college.

 

[Pom Bear]

I'm quite behind so I have a scroll later, as going away tomorrow morning to Tuesday evening. It's my birthday tomorrow xxx.

Love and fluffy hugs from Pom.. back with making Katie/Legohead pics Tuesday night xxxx.

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Ridiculous, the tattoos are awful, she’s got big hooks instead of big toes! bizarre!

OM effing G, it's that big toe again

 

[okeep]

The priory? Her big problem is she cannot plead MH , Beri-Beri, Yellow fever,, Ebola, or being bitten by a werewolf, none of them I would put past her, unless she gives the court consent to look at her medical records, and if she doesn’t follow the right procedure, Non-attendance, contempt of court full stop

 

[Bull***t Buster]

Please please please don’t let her turn up for the next court date! I want a big, dramatic, full on kick off at the airport arrest in front of all the waiting paps and baby JJ.

 

[mrspig99]

Bet hardly any of them run. A right load of old jalopies!

It looks like a bloody travellers camp site!

 

[KK77]

OM effing G, it's that big toe again

Can’t unsee it can you

 

[maggie-moo]

Please please please don’t let her turn up for the next court date! I want a big, dramatic, full on kick off at the airport arrest in front of all the waiting paps and baby JJ.

And for saftey reasons, she's brought to court in a straight jacket.