Katie Price #381 Katie Price the haggard old witch and JJ Slater the midget brew

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She won’t need to be clean for supervised access, she will however need to be showing she’s engaging with addiction chairties / counselling. the children will probably still be on a CIN / CP plan so they may appoint a neutral family member to present. If no one can be agreed and cleared by SS then contact centre would be ok. I have friends that are foster parents and they still take children to see parents for contact on a bi weekly basis with a Social worker present. Some of the parents have addiction and extreme mental health issues. It is incredibly rare for a a parent not to have any visitation allowance at all. Even in active addiction
 
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She must be gagging for a nosebag washed down with a few dozen Pornstar Martinis :ROFLMAO:
lol, I’ve just been paid. Now that I can’t donate to the *** (7, 6, 13 letters in the alphabet) might put it towards having a gift as suggested above sent to her, same day delivery of course. Only if the kiddies are out of her reach.
 
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She won’t need to be clean for supervised access, she will however need to be showing she’s engaging with addiction chairties / counselling. the children will probably still be on a CIN / CP plan so they may appoint a neutral family member to present. If no one can be agreed and cleared by SS then contact centre would be ok. I have friends that are foster parents and they still take children to see parents for contact on a bi weekly basis with a Social worker present. Some of the parents have addiction and extreme mental health issues. It is incredibly rare for a a parent not to have any visitation allowance at all. Even in active addiction
Yeah they don't drug test you for access. Maybe being clean in an attempt to get them back? I don't think she really wants them but it's more about her taking a shot at him.
 
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Nope Mandatory - the Post Boc Bandits stole the bloody lot so it cannot possibly be Her Fawlt can it??
But perhaps when she was waiting for the kettle to boil while roaming around naked except for her moon boots, trying to get PFP to come in for a shower, she had a lucid moment, tidied them away and forgot about them.

Na, you’re right, those god dam post box bandits, they get everywhere 🤣😂🤣😂
 
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I am amazed that an almost 46-year-old mother of 5 children thinks it is quite normal to answer the door to her stepfather naked except for moon boots and a tea towel covering Phil and Grant. She does not seem to live on the same planet as the rest of us. I wonder what AFP thinks about her precious daughter walking around semi-naked in front of her husband.
 
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You are but that is what the KIERON HAYLER thread is for, I popped on here yesterday and there were 3 PAGES just talking about kieron and MP no mention of KP who's threads we are on!!! God its so bleeping boring and monotonous just saying the same tit repeated on here, this is KATIE PRICES thread, we want to slag her off for her animal abuse child neglect and general Cunty behaviour and have a laugh about it, not read pages of people bickering about wanting to slag kieron and Michelle off on this thread, go mad on his threads but keep it to kp here! Obviously if new info pops up it'll be talked about for a bit but this is just getting ridiculous I feel like reporting every post that's derailing kp chat
And I've not reported any before!!
I think us krusties should just not react to any of the comments from now on or ignore and move on as it's ruining these threads!!
Sorry rant over but spoilt my cuppa tea and toast this morning trying to skim over all the none skanky related comments 🙄
I’d be interested to know your definition of “us Krusties” and what subjects you deem appropriate.
 
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I was thinking rgarding Harvey and his college place and the fact KP has said he may lose it, could it be possible the stupid cow forgot to fill in forms for his next lot of funding and that's why the place is in jepardy? Well all know it's funded, I wouldn't be surprise if she hadn't botherd to fill in forms for it.
No i doubt it even though we know she can't cope with paperwork.

I did mention this before on here when she first said he was losing his place: whilst an EHCP can take them up to age 25 this isn't guaranteed. After the first 3 years they will lose the place if it is deemed that they have reached their maximum potential. To continue education you have to prove exactly how it will benefit and help them advance. I suspect this is what has happened here. If you can't demonstrate how they will continue to progress then you are most likely looking at some daycentre provision rather than further education
 
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Yeah they don't drug test you for access. Maybe being clean in an attempt to get them back? I don't think she really wants them but it's more about her taking a shot at him.
She might be asked to have regular testing - (usually hair as it shows more accurate drug use over time) as part of her target under the plans set. To monitor her use age but it would be extremely rare to cut all visitation.
 
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I am amazed that an almost 46-year-old mother of 5 children thinks it is quite normal to answer the door to her stepfather naked except for moon boots and a tea towel covering Phil and Grant. She does not seem to live on the same planet as the rest of us. I wonder what AFP thinks about her precious daughter walking around semi-naked in front of her husband.
I am amazed that an almost 46-year-old mother of 5 children thinks it is quite normal to answer the door to her stepfather naked except for moon boots and a tea towel covering Phil and Grant. She does not seem to live on the same planet as the rest of us. I wonder what AFP thinks about her precious daughter walking around semi-naked in front of her husband.
was it Willow that said that Cuntlung and fencecunt used to walk around naked ,I’m sure it’s been mentioned.
 
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Post boc will never not make me laugh 🤣 that and chimberley ( chimney) when she was on the MM programme 🤣🤣
🎶Chim chimberly, chim chimberly chim chim cheroo, your luck has run out and you’re now in the Pooh 🎶
🎶Chim chimberly chim chimberly chim chim cheree,
I know this of course because the krusties shared some tea 🎶☕🫖
 
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I am amazed that an almost 46-year-old mother of 5 children thinks it is quite normal to answer the door to her stepfather naked except for moon boots and a tea towel covering Phil and Grant. She does not seem to live on the same planet as the rest of us. I wonder what AFP thinks about her precious daughter walking around semi-naked in front of her husband.
Talking of that...
 
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She might be asked to have regular testing - (usually hair as it shows more accurate drug use over time) as part of her target under the plans set. To monitor her use age but it would be extremely rare to cut all visitation.
Pete and Kieran insisted she had a saliva test before visitation last time.
 
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I don’t understand the trend for big bums either. When I was young me and my friends wanted big boobs and slim hips. We all wore Wonder Bras, tight low cut tops, tight jeans and high heels to help achieve this look :) And we thought we looked 🔥
I don’t get why anyone wants an inflated bubble butt, hardly any clothes fit their bizarre shape, it must hurt to sit down and they can’t keep their arse clean.
Having said that, if Ellie thinks the photo is a good look then she may persuade Skanky to go for it. And we all need a laugh atm :ROFLMAO:
My husband says he doesn't even know the right answer now when I ask him if my bum looks big in this! 😂 🤪
 
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No i doubt it even though we know she can't cope with paperwork.

I did mention this before on here when she first said he was losing his place: whilst an EHCP can take them up to age 25 this isn't guaranteed. After the first 3 years they will lose the place if it is deemed that they have reached their maximum potential. To continue education you have to prove exactly how it will benefit and help them advance. I suspect this is what has happened here. If you can't demonstrate how they will continue to progress then you are most likely looking at some daycentre provision rather than further education
Sorry I din't know you'd mentioned it before. From what you say no doubt she had forms to fill in to aswer all of this and I would bet she didn't bother.
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was it Willow that said that Cuntlung and fencecunt used to walk around naked ,I’m sure it’s been mentioned.
Yeah she mentioned in her book him having his top off
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She might be asked to have regular testing - (usually hair as it shows more accurate drug use over time) as part of her target under the plans set. To monitor her use age but it would be extremely rare to cut all visitation.
I hope they do test her then.
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Pete and Kieran insisted she had a saliva test before visitation last time.
Oh I didn't know that, good on them for asking for a test.
 
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No i doubt it even though we know she can't cope with paperwork.

I did mention this before on here when she first said he was losing his place: whilst an EHCP can take them up to age 25 this isn't guaranteed. After the first 3 years they will lose the place if it is deemed that they have reached their maximum potential. To continue education you have to prove exactly how it will benefit and help them advance. I suspect this is what has happened here. If you can't demonstrate how they will continue to progress then you are most likely looking at some daycentre provision rather than further education
For all we know and she’d never admit it they may have told her he can’t stay there any more,just me guessing cos we all know what a prolific bleeping liar she is,
 
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Pete and Kieran insisted she had a saliva test before visitation last time.
Saliva tests would only show if she used 24 - 48 hours before the date and ensure she’s not high on the actual visitation. It can be easily interfered with. Being ‘clean’ as was asked up thread usually means absolute abstinence from it. That’s where the hair tests would come in and a long time user would stil hsve access to children under restrictions such as supervision and attending groups
 
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was it Willow that said that Cuntlung and fencecunt used to walk around naked ,I’m sure it’s been mentioned.
Yes thats why she's got the morals of an alley cat AFP taught her everything she knows.
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Saliva tests would only show if she used 24 - 48 hours before the date and ensure she’s not high on the actual visitation. It can be easily interfered with. Being ‘clean’ as was asked up thread usually means absolute abstinence from it. That’s where the hair tests would come in and a long time user would stil hsve access to children under restrictions such as supervision and attending groups
Sorry I'm rubbish on drugs information, but if the person dyes or bleaches their hair would this alter the positive test ? or even shaves their head would this stop testing ?
 
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