Soooo recap of Madam’s latest excruciating antics, oh boy she’s out of control…
@Pom Bear summed it up rather well….
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She popped over to Dublin for some awards thingy called the Gossies, accordingly a last minute addition to present an award. She was the colour of dark oak, a browner colour than me a woman of Indian descent, and to be honest browner than any of my Indian friends, yeah you’re not Indian Skank, twat
Kryten was with her, looking so gormless and lost, his permanent expression as it’s clear he’s totally out of his depth with her and it’s deffo a showmance, there’s absolutely no chemistry between them…
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At the awards ceremony she was drunk/high, the
did flow, she was shit-faced, when presenting the award,nshe couldn’t read the script, kept slurring, was constantly swearing, pronouncing all the nominee names incorrectly, referred to Harvey for no reason, kept slurping and cackling at her own jokes, which weren’t funny and fell totally flat with the audience, embarrassing doesn’t come close to her performance. Was interviewed later, wiping her nose (
) and threatening to sing, the offer wasn’t taken up.
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Strangely she did an impression of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, a new look we all enjoyed….
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I so wanted the Red Tops to report on her outrageous behaviour in all its grisly detail, they didn’t disappoint….
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The following day she went to Black Forge Inn, owned by the fellow weapons-grade thunderc*nt that is Conor McGregor, thinks she’s a gangster now
Gangster’s often end up in prison, here’s hoping Skank
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A podcast was released with Grace Dent, in partnership with the Guardian who strangely are right up Skank’s arse these days, appears she has someone who likes her there, most bizarre. Anyway it was the usual bollox and lies, slagging off the previous men in her life, lied about working for many charities and competing on her horse at events, all fabrication but Grace Dent’s audience were loving it, I give up, these people, I never wanna meet them
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She then announced through a source, Edna or Jess (still not had the big OK magazine exclusive relationship bollox interview) that “
She absolutely will marry JJ and if he proposes in the next few weeks, she will absolutely say yes. But she’s worried about her exes because they are talking,” ….as we know this scene below ain’t ever happening…..
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So next up this week we have a strange event she’s meant to be hosting in Manchester, a fashion gala that is advertised as being held in the Manchester Art Gallery, or maybe in a local restaurant, who knows
Why she has been employed we have no idea, as she keeps proving she has zero ability to be a host, but on the plus side she’s bound to f*ck up badly, so another nail in the coffin that is her career, so that’s nice.
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Self indulgent moment…. Kylie was given a Global Icon Award at The Brits, I gave Skank a Global TWAT Award, it was richly deserved.
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I so hope I will be posting my new Kylie Gif a lot this week, Skank is spiralling, to me is clearly an addict now, she’s slowly but surely taking herself down, woo hoo we gotta love it
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