Katie Price #361 skank calls it fate, but grifting, poncing and noncing seems to be a family trait

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That outfits done it for me all i want now is for the beautiful sex kitten Katie to tie me down call me dirty names while she spits on me and kicks me in the junk with those sparkly high heels on.
Stanly, there you go again fantasising about being with her. Be honest now, are you in the car right now heading down south? Gates are open and she is still in bed. Put your foot down lad!
 
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She was staying with SFP at the time.
Disgraced sacked, social worker Lynne, their nanny, will be looking after them.
Wonder if she will still be able to afford DL now? Now that would be karma. Hope that karma bus hits noth of them full on
 
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What the actual hell does she look like? I’ve never seen anyone so lopsided. She has clearly decided that as she can’t repair her huge wonky tits, she is just going to show them off instead. She looks completely deformed. And I never realised she had such chunky thighs! I don’t believe that any bloke looks at her and finds her attractive. She is absolutely gross.
Added to that, I love the London Palladium and I’m sick that the vile Skanky can now say she performed there.
 
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Holding onto him tightly so he can not escape!
Wonder if she used the function on faceapp to give smiles on pictures to make out he's smiling when in reality he's grimacing..
She needs to milk this now, but the comments are hilarious asking if it's her son , nephew
 
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Katie Price #362 The dork and the norks with the nips facing north!
 
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Seems taking the piss out of H for Lols, is a thing now, you ok with this then Skank, of course you are…

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No-one's allowed to say that or impersonate Harvey unless it makes KP money. She's complained about people putting that phrase on merchandise, eBay apologised and made a donation to a charity for using that phrase.
Harvey is KPs property to exploit and use only as she says so!
 
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Dumpling doesn't live in a great part of town., A terraced house that sits straight on pavement, no front garden. And I bet Dolly you won't believe what colour the house is painted
Do you know where it is Willow? She makes it sound like a house in the country
 
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The only reason skank complained about the merchandise was because she didn't think of it first and she wasn't making any money, whats the odds on if someone had said we want to use H's image and that as a catchphrase and give you 50% of sales she'd have snapped their hand off and signed on the dotted line.
 
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She’s having to bend herself in half to fit under his arm, look how much she has to lean in. Is he even 5ft?!
 
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Holding onto him tightly so he can not escape!
Why is she sitting so far away from him? If they were a proper couple wouldn't she be snuggled up against him with lots of body contact? Until she blacks out the tattoos of Crawl I won't believe this is anything more than two fame hungry losers grasping at any exposure they can get, she's an aging atrocity and he's a mediocre no-mark. It'll be interesting to see if they can keep this up until after all her Court appearances, especially if they go against her and she loses more and more. If she loses the MM and more of her income even Crawl may see her as too much of a liability with no career enhancing potential and not go back to her. JJ may win the day simply because she clings onto people who she believes to have money she can leech off and he's got mummy in the background.
 
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I can’t add to anything that’s already been said. I’m gonna have to get my jaw rewired as it’s still on the floor.
BTW isn’t this awful Grace creature the one who joined Skanky in saying they’d wipe their arses on towels or curtains? Classy.
 
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The Scum's got it now.... Can't wait until one of the other red tops prints it with the comments open....

Katie Price stunned as she posed in a see-through leotard which showed off her 'biggest ever' boob job. Stunned...? Flabbergasted would be more appropriate...

 
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My favourite screen grab. She looks like she’s off to chuck a sack of flour before hitting the wrestling ring.
 
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All jokes aside at her crappy singing and her appearance I really worry about the wider public. What sort of people pay to watch this shite, people who obviously don't give a shit about animal cruelty, children being neglected, revenge porn, driving whilst banned, drunk and drugged up and bankrupt. I really worry about society.
 
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