Katie Price #36 Smoke and mirrors in all you do, we unpick your lies, we're The Krusty Krew.

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Does pot and kettle spring to mind....
I'd love to know what he thought of Her Skankiness LOL

I think they are the handles to pull the grill out...?
They'd taste better than skanky's cooking

Nothing wrong with her feet here!!

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Wheres all the hideous scarring from the "life-threatening injuries" then? All I see is that naff tattoo;
The Mirror was right when they said it was "Getting some sun on its trotters"

All burnt
Why do they need a BBQ? -skanky could just breathe on it to achieve that incinerated look

How long before they get the shits and it ends up in The Sun??
More "Life-threatening" scenarios to fill the media.

Had to repost this!


Got a face like a haddock

Where's the coral nail jobby gone - she's trying to hide her nails.


Not another person in sight. Strange.
This "resort" was evacuated when that pair of knob-ends showed up, I mean who would want to share dere 'oliday wiv dem eh?
 
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Gott'a explain myself now , Forget Krusty ,Do any of my Krustie girls remotely fancy clearblue, or think there is anything likeable about him ? is there anyone who could fancy him even a little bit ?
Absolutely not. He’s vile. Childlike, massive inflated ego and those teeth look like they are from the joke shop on the market.
 
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Tiny portions and burnt ... no thank you
are you describing cole? He is tiny portions and burnt now

Surprised they aren’t stuffed after that amount of bbq food earlier looks like she only invited them along for the holiday so he could do her hair always got other people running around after her.
Its been at the filters though
 
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Welcome to The Club! Everyone here despises skanky and everything it stands for so you'll feel right at home now

I think we are all despairing of this POS EVER getting what it truly deserves.

I think they might be dining at this place tonight
Thats another place gone down the kharzi by association then

I think your right 265 they hopefully will be to busy .
See Hoggy! I was right about the being the ideal emoijis for these two bastards LOL
 
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This exactly. I do think he is only in it for the money after all these new companies they have formed along with his father is going straight to their accounts.
We can already see how controlling he is with regards to her present clothing. It doesn’t bode well but after all the shit she has pulled over the years well he’s all yours skanky because no one else with more than one brain cell would have that ponce.
 
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One thing I noticed is Crawl is always commenting on how she constantly interrupts him and talks over him. Now in the “honeymoon period” I guess things like that will slide, but give it a few more months and that’s gonna cause a whole heap of arguments!
She won’t change, people don’t change!

You can see the cracks emerging already
 
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No. First and foremost he's only two years older than my son
I have a son slightly younger than the skank monster itself so no I would not be looking at cole at all but if it came sniffing round my beautiful daughter than there would be hell to pay! Put it this way, I got rid of some shitty footballer so the likes of cole ain't no problemo matey!

Loooooool here you are
xx.

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One small nudge and we could have been rid of it forever..........................................................

Oh you are so right there. The way he treats H is signal enough that he is a wrong 'un but skanky is so desperate to hang onto him that she just laughs and finds it "funny". However it won't be long before he takes umbrage at her foul gob or when she starts on at him when pished then he will biff it one right in the plastic mush. Shame

He does not seem to be in love at all. But he could be good at hiding it
I'd really like to know how anybody could possibly love that thing anyway?

Great idea! Here you are Sorry on been late xx.

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You know I'd really like to see Alex go round there and knock seven bells out of cole, to send those teef into earth orbit;

I shall truly ENJOY watching it all explode around her but the best of all will be seeing it broken and bankrupted.

It will no doubt expect Pete to take it in so's it can be with 'er kids, just like she did last time she was alone and moved 500 yards from Pete's front doorstep - to "be wiv' me kids............................................." Yeah those self same kids who were summarily dumped as soon as she trawled in another sap to be The One.
 
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He’s not going to be a push over like Alex, Kieran & Kris
 
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Totally agree with this, spot on. He also reminds me of a nasty ex and just generally gives me the creeps
 
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Yes - he simply didn't have time for a simple-minded me me me bint like Katie.

Did she forget to pack the tracksuits
I've just got on here and find I need a lie down... where on earth did she find those clothes? Did she have a wardrobe labelled 1989 or something? Shocking.

Very good - I love that record!
 
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Indeed Rita you did
 
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