Katie Price #359 His knob'll go slack,when she lays on her back,puckers those lips&he see's she’s no nips

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Ooh you might get to meet KP if you stay friendly with him
 
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Think Jeyda has had a word with Ferry to go to this thing on Saturday to save the sinking ss skank ship and boost ticket sales, Ferry did the same club on the 10th Feb with another GS girl and skank was due to do this saturday on her own so Ferry has been added last minute. Something odd about it and Jeyda seems to be pulling the strings.
 
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Ooh I feel like this needs a @Pom Bear picture of Jeyda and her puppets on a string KFP and Chloe
 
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The bint is made of Teflon, she’ll survive
 
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Getting a bit too close to me in Belfast for comfort. Sent it to the husband to suggest we went. He told me to feck off and wind my neck in. I have genuinely wracked my brains think of even on person I know who would willingly go .. came up totally blank
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Where the fuck is Neath ??
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Hope she gets really pissed and coked up and makes a fool of herself another weekend away from J&B
google says it’s Wales. Bonnie Tyler of total eclipse of the heart supposedly hails from there. Giddy for the duet already
 
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She's been channelling Janice D especially the last 2 years & evidently when she looks in the mirror she sees 35
 
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If she could have she would have ... been lumpy for YEARS ... personally I think a lot of it is the result of surgery on the awful wrinkly rubbery skin she inherited from AFP ... genetics count and AFP has AWFUL skin elasticity
I was friends with a Fulham footballer in the 90s and I’ve just remembered that I once commented to him that I thought she was pretty (sorry ) and he said in real life she has awful skin. This was years ago late 90s very early 2000s approx. So she would have been quite young. Must just have shit skin
 
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Where the fuck is Neath ??
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Hope she gets really pissed and coked up and makes a fool of herself another weekend away from J&B
Neath is in South West Wales along the coastline. It’s situated between Cardiff and Swansea, but it is the next town after Swansea.

it’s a shitty town that has cheap shops - think Poundland, B&M, Home Bargains, charity shops, pawnshops and betting shops. There’s fuck all there to do, apart from drugs. It’s a deprived area, with no opportunities and plenty of chavs. I think it’s one of the circles of hell, but that’s not advertised. .
 
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Maybe Only fans isn't the best for him after all, since been with Katie his little willy has shrunk even more, to the point he can't even find it x

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Hang on, the right he looks like he works out but on the left he looks like a twink but my main issue Quite frankly he's an utter utter cunting twat, he knows full well he's only in it for clout & had he had a shred of fucking decency he'd have told her it's too soon after Carl & see how they get on because God forbid their abhorrent excuse for a mother sure as shit won't. #KuntingKryten
 

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blimey loves a handbag
 
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With a bit of luck a shark will get her.
 
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