Katie Price #356 Out with his bag, we call it a hag. Will he shag. No, probably gag

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SmillieKylie

Sad Boy is now posting a quote from one of the dreadful Tate brothers about “strong people suffering alone at night and smiling through the day, so people don’t worry about them”, oooooh do you think he’s missing having balloons tomorrow Too Mean

I asked Mr SK if I’m getting balloons tomorrow, just like that Katie Price always gets, he gave me a withering look that I took to mean NO. I’m in the same boat as SB, no balloons for this girl tomorrow

I feel your pain SB, here’s a quote for you if you are reading here…..



Bit of a Mean Girl at times me
 
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Private2407

shizzler said:
Has all his cars been repoed??
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No Idea but there's no advertising them anywhere that I can see, unless on Autotrader or if he has a website
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Ffs, he needs to get laid I can feel him waning as I type
 
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Pisspotshow

hayleybaby said:
Just caught some of JJ’s live. He called George’s a mug and said he wouldn’t give him airtime. Ignoring any comments about KP but did say he was busy tomorrow and kept laughing so expect a back grid day out
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Hope he's still laughing after he's stuck his wick into it and ends up looking like an extra from Resident Evil.
 
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Helena-botham-farter

life’s a car crash said:
Curiouser and curiouser. Pouf and it’s gone. Wouldn’t want prying eyes looking too hard at the accounts would we?
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They are on auto trader. They have a last website that just links to auto trader when you go to 'inventory'. There's 14 cars listed, including a mini KP was once being driven around in.
 
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itslifebutnotasweknowit

Pisspotshow said:
Good, hope it od's!
Fucking ugly, vile, nasty cunt.
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Skank is one of the few people if I read she had died I would not feel sad about, thats how much I dislike this creature. I heard the dj Steve Wright passed away today and I think of the good times I listened to him on the radio. With the Skank there would be nothing.
 
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Brah Day Izit?

I am 12 pages behind, so this comment may have already been made.

The trouble with Kipper is she has a set of 'rules' around new eggs. Most importantly, they must NOT have children. This will become increasingly difficult as she ages and sets her sights on younger men. They will invariably want to have children, and Kipper being a dried-up old munter, can't give them that (even IVF is impossible now)

I will watch with interest as to how this unfolds.

I wouldn't be surprised if she changes tangent and sets her sights on the elderly - old men 80+ with a decent pension and a nest egg, run as fast as you can. RUN, RUN, RUN.
 
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wthamidoinghere

There's no way those lips are being filled with juvederm or anything remotely safe imo. The amount she's had, they'd be triple the size by now. Whatever it is, it's cheap shite.
 
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BadJanet

That's interesting, she tried Heff in her heyday but she had too much competition at the Playboy mansion. Doubt she'd do too well now as really rich elderly men wouldn't find her attractive. She might be ok if they're a bit of a Mr Magoo eyesight wise and not that wealthy and think she is still Jordan
 
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wthamidoinghere

Also, if Kieran is on his way to have a hair transplant I hope its free. That's a few grand towards legal fees I'm sure angry faces will come in on this post but I'm not wrong. A work colleagues husband had one last year and they cost thousands.
 
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MrsMarvelous

Not sure what's going on, is Bunny and Jett have a falling out? Is that ex SS worker still employed by KP? Can't KH
Pisspotshow said:
Hope he's still laughing after he's stuck his wick into it and ends up looking like an extra from Resident Evil.
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How long till JJ gets the Turkey Teeth!
 
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oogling

KK77 said:
KP will turn on DL 100%’. Be interesting to see what plays out when that happens.
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But not until she absolutely has to, and when she is sure she can spin it so she drags DL through the mud! The only way this doesn’t happen is if DL breaks away first!
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wthamidoinghere said:
Also, if Kieran is on his way to have a hair transplant I hope its free. That's a few grand towards legal fees I'm sure angry faces will come in on this post but I'm not wrong. A work colleagues husband had one last year and they cost thousands.
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Between 3-7k
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Brah Day Izit? said:
I wouldn't be surprised if she changes tangent and sets her sights on the elderly - old men 80+ with a decent pension and a nest egg, run as fast as you can. RUN, RUN, RUN.
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The problem is her ego! Financially it’s the better option, but her ego won’t allow it because she’ll be seen as a gold digger front and centre. It puts the bloke higher up in the pecking order than her! Chasing ‘children’ in her deluded mind means she still ‘has it’. She’s like those gross blokes going through their midlife crisis (yes De Niro…I’m looking at you ya sad old fuck!)
There is no way these sad wankers would be looked at twice if they didn’t have coin! At least escorts call it as it is! A fucking job!
So no…kipper will continue chasing reality TV wannabes incase she gets lucky and one breaks into mainstream. She can then claim her link with them helped them break the barrier! She’ll marry them, and try to muscle her way into anything they have (like Peter and his singing) and attempt to minimise them as much as possible whilst raping their life and earning coin from it!
 
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tracey3871

Lego & Kipper fake lurve story
Sorry about the music @SmillieKylie

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KK77

And narcissist discuss themselves!
 
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ClivE

whoever keeps putting filler in her lips can not be professionals i am sure you are only supposed to have top ups every 6 to 12 months NOT EVERY OTHER WEEK
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another stupid bimbo says we argue all the time but if we are still together in the summer we will try to have a kid no you have a kid when you are in a stable relationship not to just make media attention
 
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Rita Chevrolet

InflateyKatey said:
Around 79 miles 1.5 hours
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Not the way skank drives...............................
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This of course means her and skanky will be off out on the pull together, especially if Legohead is not Playing the Game as he ought to be, according to contract

I wonder if SB sent her a Valentine with the world's biggest bunch of flowers this year??
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coolcat2022 said:
Oh I meant no disrespect to your son or the vast majority of MAs, MSc.
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Katie Price, S.L.A.G.
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MickySpoon said:
First rule of internet marketing: have your own domain.
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I hope the Forensic Accountants are keeping an eye on this
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life’s a car crash said:
Curiouser and curiouser. Pouf and it’s gone. Wouldn’t want prying eyes looking too hard at the accounts would we?
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Hopefully its too late for that what with the Forensic Lot looking into skanky's dabbling in multiple "businesses". With any luck they've discovered interesting stuff to blow ALL of the bastards out of the water
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wthamidoinghere said:
There's no way those lips are being filled with juvederm or anything remotely safe imo. The amount she's had, they'd be triple the size by now. Whatever it is, it's cheap shite.
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I reckon they're using either tap water or at a pinch they've heavily invested in tubes of mastic from B&Q
 
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