Luckily for you Stan I think you are quite safeIf this "relationship" is real i'll drive to Pricey Towers confess my love for skank do the deed without protection and ask her to marry me and give Amy the enabler one at the same time.
Katie Price #355 Excited for Alex Reid's tell all. We're all ready for Skanky's downfall
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Next thread idea…. # 356. Out with his bag, we call it a hag. Will he shag. No, probably gag.
That's why she didn't come back on the live last night, too busy setting up pap shots. Straight from the hairdressers and shoves her hair up, quick change of her top (no shower or deodorant I presume) then Jess probably had to drive her to Essex for walking the street with her new toyBOY.
Funny but I thought she's raided P's clothes that got left behind at 'Otel Krustifornia - fine on a 16 year old but bloody hilarious on a raddled old boiler like skanky! woo hoo!
Think so it was the scums usual "expert" they have on speed dial when they have a deal for exclusive stories and pictures get the expert to rubber stamp the relationship so it appears real and to get the clicks,, think this new guys on the payroll of skank and this olive management and the mirror seem to be using his expertise to champion this new showmance for exclusive access.
Can't wait to find out what AFP thinks of him
Yay ! I said we’d have lashings of fun with simpleton Kryten, and we’ve already got ’street walking’ back, we’ve missed you old friend
We also have an added twist that’s she’s looking like she’s mum taking her son to meet his proper girlfriend….thats not weird at all
Convictions like that tend to be down to desperation of some kind.
Right, own up! Which one of us Tattlers is this??When a picture paints a thousands words....
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He has his hands stuffed firmly in his pockets, she is having to cling onto his arm like an old lady wanting help to cross the road!
Those lips make her look like a burns victim in this photo……. and she PAID for them!
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How can anyone can think it looks ok
shes completely ruined her faceHe looks like another Gareth Gates. Lamb to the slaughter. But, I also think this is all a load of twaddle. No relationship, just a publicity stunt. Will they split the cash they get, for these paid photo’s? We will be drip fed this bollocks for weeks. She looks like she’s his mum, or he’s her carer. I think she’s partly doing this as well, to try and get Crawl jealous. She’s desperate. Honestly, she really does look terrible. The mouth looks like a wrinkled, deflated bollock, with a slit in it. Eye’s are wrinkled & scarred. Covered in tattoos which are partially to cover scars. What must he think when he sees it eating, food spilling from its mouth? You really would have to have a very strong stomach. Even our lovely Stan, would find it difficult, I’m sure
Who exactly is she talking about? 
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And holding mums clutch for her ahh bless
I think she’s superglued herself to the wallpaper to stop the bailiffs from taking that as well
Not unless it's Tupperware!But she lives them and her eyebrows according to her on tacktok last night
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I suppose every pot has its lid
Oh ffs, give over Edna
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