Has it not been moved to April ? Ignore me if someone else has answered catching up
Has it not been moved to April ? Ignore me if someone else has answered catching upThank you so much for the birthday wishes, you luvverly lot! I'm out for an Italian meal this and celebrating not being in this industry for 62 years!
Just think Krusties, it's February at last and not long till Kippers bankruptcy Hearing. Now what I want really for my birthday month? Justice to finally served on that utter cunt and the two young 'uns back home with their daddyxXx
Yep the Arch-duchess of Kent taking pot-shots at the peasantryDon't you mean out surveying her sprawling estate with master Bertie and her faithful sniffer dog "arry" shooting trespassing peasants.
Its 'Otel Kristiefornia innit!!! "You can check out any time you like but you can never leave"@Squatcobbler you're staying , I’m afraid .
We have claimed you as one of our own .
You’ll never leave…..
The usual amount - three Pornstar Martinis and she's anyonesHer fee has to be cheaper than most because it's the only logical reason I can see for why she gets these jobs....anyone know what her current PA fee is?
From The Oscars to Neath woo hoo!!this would explain it
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They're not even any use to line the guinea pig's cages or cat litter trays (IF she had any of course)No one, & I mean no one will pay £99 for a calendar of old pictures, it'll be 49.99 soon then 29.99...then a tenner.....& if they still don't go she'll put them in a box & tell everyone they sold out
She was out with CF for an hour and half...? Photographed leaving the venue at 2am.... So they went out at 12:30am...?!!Podcast run down, they only managed 27 minutes.
Technical fuck up is the term her computer got um broke at Christmascome on KP tell everyone how it really got broke and why..!
Then she ‘lost’ her phone.
Got back from Newcastle on Tuesday after 11 hours in the car, but seemed to have made it to LAStudio to get hair done.
It’s really echoing
Panto was amazing….the drag queens are such funny bastards. She was complete opposite to what they expected, blah blah blah..worked hard, learned the script, she doesn’t know why people have that conception of her because it’s just not true. She couldn’t go out for drinks and that as she had to be professional.
SFP wants to talk about the catsuit, she was only out with CF an hour and a half as she was knackered, rehearsals were long. She liked having the apartment to herself, there were no kids, no dogscan’t remember the last time she was on her own. She prefers singing to the acting, she belted them out, now on the beg for a west end show.
Discussing Love Island. She’s not a fan of Georgia S, not much personality. Then talking about another Georgia saying who hasn’t she shagged in there…. Errr pot and kettle Katie love, you’re a fine one to bleeding talk!
Katie is now farting. She upset Amy and made her cry being as horrible to her. Bitch.
Says she thought she had court today.
SFP has been sick, been getting shitty random emails from journalists, just fuck of everyone.she’s due on her period,
KP says SFPs attention span is nothing, but she meant stress levels. Mentions her meds. Amy chatting in the background. SFP says Amy is passive aggressive and flips.
SFP on about her wallpaper 🥱
Has a day off as she thought she had court gets a mention again, so she’s going to the gym and going to get her nails done. Trying to get the clan to come to the live pod tour.
More SFP house stuff….
Albert stuff… KP has gone very quiet must of fell asleep as she’s bored.
Stuff KP has been watching on tv…says people can be evil, (you don’t say! Think you are pretty evil tbh)
More Albert stuff
KP hates health visitors
(Now a shopify ad, very badly narrated by them) Then another ad so that used a couple of minutes up.
Mentions again she’s got a day off, nails, has to wash ‘this bit of hair’ she might ride horse. Filming tomorrow. Must be for C4
Alberts routine.
She’s not with anyone now, getting all these offers to go up to London, but she can’t be arsed, prefers her bed. Like comfort.
Life advice questions. Pretty boring. Feed keeps breaking up.
Then someone said saw her in panto and someone has booked the pod tour, but prob just a fixed question. All boring.
It’s hard work being a mum, respect to single dads… when you have a baby it’s a team effort… makes it a better environment.
The end.
Michael had better eyebrowsI have to say KP is giving off late stage Michael Jackson vibes in that video about her calender! This is off the scale delusional. Surely there's some scientific study somewhere she can be part of? I mean, she looks nothing like that in actual reality. At All!
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Well her sister thinks she's a pheasant plucker (repeat fastLooks like she’s dressed for pheasant shooting
Remember the time she was touting herself and Pete to perform at the Royal Variety Performance?! Deluded bintthis would explain it
Good grief
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Looks like she is sat in D&T nails having some self care, she probably deserves it everyone, seeing she was due in court, must of been stressed poor love
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Hmm….. I wander why
Naaaawwww never have I felt so loved & welcomed by a group of people that all despise one person so much no one would piss on her if she was alight. Too much?@Squatcobbler you're staying , I’m afraid .
We have claimed you as one of our own .
You’ll never leave…..
A twerking baby!! I'm dyingHer nose looks like a twerking baby. I can’t unsee it now
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A guy I worked with was from Neath, he said it was a “hole”, couldn’t wait to be of the age where he could move away
He wasn’t wrong, Neath is a shitpit. No redeeming features. The only time I went out in Neath was to see a band, I got the wrong pubHer nose looks like a twerking baby. I can’t unsee it now
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A guy I worked with was from Neath, he said it was a “hole”, couldn’t wait to be of the age where he could move away
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