Do the Skanky and Wanky story. We, your loyal Krusty friends and colleagues demand it!
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If we all hold hands and make a wish it might come true!Do the Skanky and Wanky story. We, your loyal Krusty friends and colleagues demand it!
I am just wondering how soul destroying it must be for a Journalist to be sent to write a report on what skanky & wanky had for their dinner last night and have to pad this cringefest out using old bollocks about IVF/ the life threateningly injured feet / the terminally ill mother / "All my ex-husnads are bastards" / the usual old crap EVERY SINGLE DAY unrelentingly
Jeez its enough to make one jack it in to become a hermit 
Make sure your hands have been washed please!
Lily of the Valley soap here
She's eaten them though...Can anyone kindly upload any pictures of her prep Kitchen meals please . I need as many as I can .
There isn't any on her instascam, think there are a few on the threads.Can anyone kindly upload any pictures of her prep Kitchen meals please . I need as many as I can .
Maybe ask which Krusty put it on here then get the pictures instead of going through threads
with mayo...
That's the only time it has been put on a plate - but smothered in mayo
Problem is that she had her media accounts wiped. Nothing under Crawl's name either.
KP: "Cole, Cole, Plop Kitchen have told us to duck off because of the way we present their meals and we're not getting anymore ding meals"
Cole: "What has they said innit?".
"That we make their food look like shite. Not happy about the clingfilm still on the micro bowls, us mashing up the food and not putting it on a plate. Not happy that loads of people have seen that nutritious, well presented picture I stuck on The Scum for a few quid".
"But what do they want? Us to use a knife as well? Do they expect us to wash up as well innit?"
"Don't know but you might have to go through the skips at TESCO when you go down later for the Clearbue Tests".
"Bollocks to that, we're off to see Plop about this. Get your best trackie and wig on, I'll wear my rip off Gucci babygro I got of Ali Express. Get your walking frame out and fire up the mobility scooter. The one with the basket on the front so if we get home late I can sit in that and light the way home up with my teeth".
So off they go.
Coal in the basket, Skanky driving to try and save the day.
Arrive at Plop Kitchen and Coal starts hammering at the door with his fake LV handbag.
Door is opened and they are told again they have been dropped and to duck off to beg at Sheesh.
Cole: "Skanky is disabled, 2 smashed up feet, 4 hungry kids (or is it 5?), on IVF, cronic pain innit"
"We have already replaced you, we're going to try to appeal to the older demograhic".
Then in walks my good friends Richard Madeley and Judy, the latter swinging 2 empty chardonny bottles, looking like a geriatric Bez from the Happy Mondays if you took your specs off. She's in no mood for Clearblue.
RM: "We've already filmed a promo and have a strapline: Meals that Ping but are not Ming".
Clearblue goes berserk and attacks my good chum Richard, slapping, kicking, hitting Richard with his fake LV manbag, pulling his hair out.
Judy is having none of it and wades in and takes out Clearblue in one shot with an empty bottle of Blue Nun. Fake Gucci trackie bottoms fall down revealing he's wearing his favourite cami knickers.
Richard is still down but Judy turns on Skanky ripping her wig off. Richard is coming round and Judy says "Richard, stick that wig in my handbag, I'll cover up your bald patches when we get home with bits of this wig stuck on with Gorilla Glue.
Meanwhile Cole has been loaded into Skankys mobility scooter basket, Ali Express babygro bottom still round his ankles off to skip surf at Tesco!
I thank you!
Cole: "What has they said innit?".
"That we make their food look like shite. Not happy about the clingfilm still on the micro bowls, us mashing up the food and not putting it on a plate. Not happy that loads of people have seen that nutritious, well presented picture I stuck on The Scum for a few quid".
"But what do they want? Us to use a knife as well? Do they expect us to wash up as well innit?"
"Don't know but you might have to go through the skips at TESCO when you go down later for the Clearbue Tests".
"Bollocks to that, we're off to see Plop about this. Get your best trackie and wig on, I'll wear my rip off Gucci babygro I got of Ali Express. Get your walking frame out and fire up the mobility scooter. The one with the basket on the front so if we get home late I can sit in that and light the way home up with my teeth".
So off they go.
Coal in the basket, Skanky driving to try and save the day.
Arrive at Plop Kitchen and Coal starts hammering at the door with his fake LV handbag.
Door is opened and they are told again they have been dropped and to duck off to beg at Sheesh.
Cole: "Skanky is disabled, 2 smashed up feet, 4 hungry kids (or is it 5?), on IVF, cronic pain innit"
"We have already replaced you, we're going to try to appeal to the older demograhic".
Then in walks my good friends Richard Madeley and Judy, the latter swinging 2 empty chardonny bottles, looking like a geriatric Bez from the Happy Mondays if you took your specs off. She's in no mood for Clearblue.
RM: "We've already filmed a promo and have a strapline: Meals that Ping but are not Ming".
Clearblue goes berserk and attacks my good chum Richard, slapping, kicking, hitting Richard with his fake LV manbag, pulling his hair out.
Judy is having none of it and wades in and takes out Clearblue in one shot with an empty bottle of Blue Nun. Fake Gucci trackie bottoms fall down revealing he's wearing his favourite cami knickers.
Richard is still down but Judy turns on Skanky ripping her wig off. Richard is coming round and Judy says "Richard, stick that wig in my handbag, I'll cover up your bald patches when we get home with bits of this wig stuck on with Gorilla Glue.
Meanwhile Cole has been loaded into Skankys mobility scooter basket, Ali Express babygro bottom still round his ankles off to skip surf at Tesco!
I thank you!
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If your getting returns do the forms , if you have to end up paying money , do the Katie dastardly and muttley thing for us , then tell the cat man to do one , spend the money on getting your nails done , going away , buying a horse , hair extensions or any other mad thing , I have it very good authority you can say it was because of your mental elf
Something dry lookingCan anyone kindly upload any pictures of her prep Kitchen meals please . I need as many as I can .
I have , I need as many pictures as I can of the way she presents them . The more that email the better . So easy to do , either email or contact by Instagram@Mercedes u should def do another email to prep kitchen, it def is ur duty
They are the most ungrateful pair of scumbags
All I can say is youโre a star , I thought you were going to be creative though not report on what really happened
quite quite brilliantThank you Tamar I need as much information as I can get
Had my reply back of Prep Kitchen and all I will say Iโm none to happy at the moment so itโs made me more on a mission ! Basically they are saying they never ask her for content
.. well they need to as they have no idea how their product looks .- Status