So, 2024 the toxic, lazy biatch, has...
Split with the one...Carl, no doubt will be hounding him forever more and talking about the size of his package. I bet she has cheated on him so many times.
DL a nanny for 2 of her kids, yet they are both underage to be on certain social media sites, Bunny goes to school with long nails that should of been removed, Jett is stuck at home on his ipad, or dragged along to a beauty salon.
DL probably also does her food shop and is one of her chauffeurs.
She has Rita the cleaner, yet her house looks worse than my local recycling centre, even her mum says how messy it is. Clothes dumped on the floor, dog piss and
tit all over the place.
She has Jess, her 'admin' person (Fenella has disappeared after the dog selling story) as she can't seem to even manage to do TT shop on her own. also probably has to chauffer her.
She seems to have a gardener.
She seems to have been filming 2 highly classified 'Channel 4' shows for forever, which are supposed to be out this year. Not sure even C4 know she is filming for them.
Has her interview with the murderer been sacked off too.
Lost count of the amount of self care she has had this month, hair, nails, brows, lashes, lips, bum, joined a gym (just for the spa, massages and facials) mentioned a therapy session (of course that will get ramped up as it's getting near the BH) She doesn't seemed fazed about the BH next month. And wants to do some riding. She's always knackered, but doesn't actually seem to do anything which I would class as particularly hard work, even SFP runs her Insta account for her and Bunny makes her cups of tea.
Already cancelled one sold out masterclass, no reason given, Princess obviously stopped from going to Dublin with her. Acquired another cat, to go with the 2 newly acquired dogs late last year, except Tank seems to have disappeared now along with the little dogs.
The 'teetotal star'
has been seen drinking at every possible event, NYE, Masterclass, restaurant afterwards, GS Premier. I expect it will be another boozy weekend in Dublin with Jeyda.
Needs the number of Bill the Jeweller
why is that KP....?
Has soooo much lined up for this year (more stuff will get cancelled I'm sure) a podcast tour, an autobiography and we're still waiting for the Guardian Interview...and let's hope she gets to visit the inside of a prison in 2024 too. As I'm sure she will be in court, more than once.