Here we go thread #343 - here is a link to #342
Thank you to @karma4klattie for the thread title.
One of my favourite posts on the previous thread was a list of comments on an article discussing Skanks crapness in the panto - thank you to @SmillieKylie !
I quote
"Katie Price is absolutely nailing the choreo…why is everyone else so off!?!?!
this is how you know someone's career is over
I have a recurring nightmare like this where I'm on stage and don't know the dance
Was there someone at the back showing her the moves? Like a kid in class assembly!
She’s doing all the right moves just not necessarily in the right order
Like getting one of the mums up out of the audience to join in , and they dont know what to do
She’s laughing thinking I’m being paid for this
definitely put the hours in
This is almost a madness cover? One step behind
definition of I don't need to turn up to rehearsal
all that's missing is her chewing chewing gum, she is so done with the show
Looks like she's just turned up and gone on stage. No rehearsal required!!
How come I’ve nailed the choreography after watching this twice and she’s in it every night and still doesn’t know it?! 
I love seeing someone put all their effort in and you can tell they’re really enjoying it
Did she get paid for this?! 
Why isn’t everyone else in time with her
this performance gives me hope that i can do anything i put my mind too.
Katie on a 2 second delay
Blimey. Did she not want to do this?
Was she a stand in?
she hasnt got a clue!!
like the first night on holiday when you're trying to learn the pool dance
is she at the right venue? lol
Well….. we’d be sacked for giving a performance like that. Shocking
Love how they ain’t got her singing
If any one else did that they would have been sacked before a live show
bless her she’s just doing her own thing isn’t she
This is the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen
I love her but this is awful did she even learn the words and moves or just turn up
Embarrassingly shi t e
Katie has the rhythm and flexibility of a wardrobe.
has she just jumped on stage and tried to be part of the show? they can't honestly be paying her
She looks like shes been forced onto that stage. A false smile, no enthusiasm and as stiff as a board
She’s about 2 steps behind everyone for the whole of the performance
seems to be in a different panto to everyone else on stage
she looks like an embarrassed kid at a school play
Looks like someone forgot to go to rehearsal!!!
Sadly some talented people missed out on a job!
It’s awkward to watch . Like watching your dad after a few Stella’s at a family party
Oh dear what a embarrassment not good don’t do pantos anymore Katie "
Time to carry on tattling! Happy new year!!
Katie Price #342 And so this is Christmas and what has Skank done? Her children neglected, she should be in prison
Thanks to Bad Janet for the Fred title. Over to you, Kylie 😘
tattle.life
Thank you to @karma4klattie for the thread title.
One of my favourite posts on the previous thread was a list of comments on an article discussing Skanks crapness in the panto - thank you to @SmillieKylie !
I quote
"Katie Price is absolutely nailing the choreo…why is everyone else so off!?!?!
this is how you know someone's career is over
I have a recurring nightmare like this where I'm on stage and don't know the dance
Was there someone at the back showing her the moves? Like a kid in class assembly!
She’s doing all the right moves just not necessarily in the right order
Like getting one of the mums up out of the audience to join in , and they dont know what to do
She’s laughing thinking I’m being paid for this
definitely put the hours in
This is almost a madness cover? One step behind
definition of I don't need to turn up to rehearsal
all that's missing is her chewing chewing gum, she is so done with the show
Looks like she's just turned up and gone on stage. No rehearsal required!!
How come I’ve nailed the choreography after watching this twice and she’s in it every night and still doesn’t know it?!
I love seeing someone put all their effort in and you can tell they’re really enjoying it
Did she get paid for this?! Why isn’t everyone else in time with her
this performance gives me hope that i can do anything i put my mind too.
Katie on a 2 second delay
Blimey. Did she not want to do this?
Was she a stand in?
she hasnt got a clue!!
like the first night on holiday when you're trying to learn the pool dance
is she at the right venue? lol
Well….. we’d be sacked for giving a performance like that. Shocking
Love how they ain’t got her singing
If any one else did that they would have been sacked before a live show
bless her she’s just doing her own thing isn’t she
This is the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen
I love her but this is awful
did she even learn the words and moves or just turn up Embarrassingly shi t e
Katie has the rhythm and flexibility of a wardrobe.
has she just jumped on stage and tried to be part of the show? they can't honestly be paying her She looks like shes been forced onto that stage. A false smile, no enthusiasm and as stiff as a board
She’s about 2 steps behind everyone for the whole of the performance
seems to be in a different panto to everyone else on stage
she looks like an embarrassed kid at a school play
Looks like someone forgot to go to rehearsal!!!
Sadly some talented people missed out on a job!It’s awkward to watch . Like watching your dad after a few Stella’s at a family party
Oh dear what a embarrassment not good don’t do pantos anymore Katie
"Time to carry on tattling! Happy new year!!
…my last post 
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