Katie Price #306 Skank can join schmooze on her crooze to escape grifting and bankruptcy blooze

[BiffasBeemer]

Hello all and welcome to #306!!

I was thinking of having an opening ceremony and Skank was due to turn up and cut the ribbon for us (she was a bargain - I offered to share her rummage sale rejects Merch site link) seeing as she is that desperate for work she is begging on her Tacky Tocks.

Anyway as you can see she didn't turn up at all...

Thank you to @Stan Butler for the thread title (slightly modified to fit)

Here is the link to #305

Katie Price #305 A free fake party for the grifting bint, why is it needed when she’s worth a mint?

Biffa made new thread

tattle.life

Skankruptcy date is 14th September apparently

Bankrupt Katie Price back in court as she fights to save Mucky Mansion - after boasting it’s ‘worth £2m’

KATIE Price is battling to save her so-called Mucky Mansion, we can reveal. A court has demanded Katie be questioned about her finances and she’ll be called before a judge next month. The bankrupt …

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She's sort of come back to the MM - possibly because H is due to stay for a while.

The manky tacky toks are back with her bragging about being loaded, pissing about with her hair and generally looking off her head on something.

Katie Price says she’s not broke and she's got a lot of cash despite £3.2m debt

KATIE PRICE has admitted she is not broke ahead of her bankruptcy case, boasting that she has “loads of cash” despite her £3.2m debts. The reality TV star still owes staggering amount o…

www.thesun.co.uk

The #cakegate scandal picked up on Kipper scrounging

Katie Price slammed for ‘scrounging freebies’ after Catherine Tyldesley row

KATIE Price has been accused of ‘scounging freebies’ after she got a company to throw a mermaid party in her lounge. Former glamour model Katie, 45, admitted she’d been gifted all…

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Unfortunately there is a new puppy in her orbit, which is quite frankly heart breaking - we are all praying for it to make old age.

Katie Price buys ANOTHER pup after dog deaths & petition to stop her owning pets

KATIE Price has bought another puppy just eight weeks after the death of her protection dog Blade. The self-proclaimed animal lover, 45, bought the young German Shepherd dog at the weekend and has …

www.thesun.co.uk

Poor little mite

Apparently her and SB are going to have a "Surprise wedding" - but she says its Bull?

Katie Price's ‘surprise wedding and honeymoon’ details

EXCLUSIVE: Katie Price is making plans to tie the knot with her fiancé Carl Woods in a secret ceremony after the pair rekindled their romance with a lavish Ibiza getaway

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She said that B sees KH in contact centre and J doesn't see his dad, nice work there Skank - supposed to be confidential for the childrens sake

No doubt loads more hilarity and her dropping herself in it with more Tacky Tocks in the near future.

AS you were Krusties !!

 

[Brah Day Izit?]

@BiffasBeemer - you are the best, thank you and congratulations to our national treasure and cooking guru @Stan Butler for a great thread title. Is that two in a row now?

 

[265]

About time I got TT.... might even learn how to record it, I have time and the technology.

 

[BiffasBeemer]

Let me know if any of you get a photo of her arriving to open the thread!

I think I saw her... but it might have been a potato with my Cerise tea towel wrapped around it

 

[SmillieKylie]

About time I got TT.... might even learn how to record it, I have time and the technology.

Oh you asked the question, how do I record her Lives, at he end of the last thread, it’s quite easy on my Ipad. I just use the ‘screen record’ function, usually I have it running as a minimised window and I actually work with her nonsense playing in the top right-hand corner. Sometimes I mute her, that voice Then I edit the video into a short clip later just using the Edit function in videos, it doesn’t take long once you know what you’re doing.

 

[hugothebear]

As a person who has no idea how the family courts work, can I ask... can Kieran ask for drugs tests or am I barking totally up the wrong tree

 

[265]

Oh you asked the question, how do I record her Lives, at he end of the last thread, it’s quite easy on my Ipad. I just use the ‘screen record’ function, usually I have it running as a minimised window and I actually work with her nonsense playing in the top right-hand corner. Sometimes I mute her, that voice Then I edit the video into a short clip later just using the Edit function in videos, it doesn’t take long once you know what you’re doing.

AH, thanks for that but I don't have any apple products, however I found software that can do it called iTop that I've just been playing with on my desktop computer which seems to work. Even after 10 minutes I've worked it out, not perfect but workable but the software is limited to 10 minutes plus it's watermarked. I can also edit the clips, in a while I might master the software.

Thanks for getting back to me on that.

 

[bagpuss17278]

New thread. I know this is the first page but can I repeat my thread title for the next thread please

Katie Price #307 - remember, remember the 14th of September, marching powder, reasons and Tik Tok.

 

[tracey3871]

New from JYBother ... Kipper druggy doll, comes complete with bong and bag full of pills and ... 'its better than Barbie .. woo hoo I love it!'

 

[Noseybonk]

Megan Fox? More like “Off her box”

 

[Stan Butler]

Thanks to Biffa for doing the thread thanks to all of you who voted an unexpected title win again but credit must go to schmooze for being on her cruise but a special mention has to go to skank for being the total fuckup and bleep she is..

 

[265]

New from JYBother ... Kipper druggy doll, comes complete with bong and bag full of pills and ... 'its better than Barbie .. woo hoo I love it!'

Nah, I prefer this one.

 

[hugothebear]

I could cry looking at the pic of that poor puppy

 

[helptheaged]

So KP says she has loads of money, does she not realise that she has to pay her creditors or does she think she can keep everything for herself

 

[265]

So KP says she has loads of money, does she not realise that she has to pay her creditors or does she think she can keep everything for herself

I want that clip played in court.

 

[Lionessarising]

@Iamthestorm is right she does need a bleeping good hiding. I cant do this anymore it's too much for my heart to take, so I'm dropping out from the thread. Thank you all for the entertainment and shared concern for the animals. I hope she gets what she deserves very soon.

 

[shizzler]

Megan Fox? More like “Off her box”

or…. Full of pox

 

[Stan Butler]

Let me know if any of you get a photo of her arriving to open the thread!

I think I saw her... but it might have been a potato with my Cerise tea towel wrapped around it

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Dear Biffa.
I'm sorry i can't open the new thread tonight,, i'm to busy at a red carpet event for the opening of an envelope. (pictures enclosed just for you)
Lots of love.
Skank xxx

 

[BadJanet]

@Iamthestorm is right she does need a bleeping good hiding. I cant do this anymore it's too much for my heart to take, so I'm dropping out from the thread. Thank you all for the entertainment and shared concern for the animals. I hope she gets what she deserves very soon.

I hear you, I feel the same, all I can say is she is definitely on a downward spiral now, in every way. Legally it is all catching up with her, the BH, children etc. But you only have to look at her face, it's ruined, she will never be a gorgeous, secksy model again. It's all gone, the fame, the friends, the red carpet. All she has is Cole who hates her and crappy tictac jeyda and using slymi. I'm here for the end of days, sans kids, sans pets, sans everything

 

[shizzler]

I could cry looking at the pic of that poor puppy

Its heartbreaking. Gates were wide open when I drove past today, that poor dog won’t stand a chance on that road, it’s a busy dual carriage way and her gates are just before a 60mph speed camera, there are a lot of cars doing I’d say at least 80 then slow to 60 just before the cameras. It’s a notorious accident spot and no animal would survive getting hit there. The other dogs must be locked up somewhere or they would surely have suffered a similar fate to Blade