On the beg to an unsuspecting company that will only be idiots that reply.
"Hi is that Katie, i'm sending one of my engineers to look at your hot tub"
"Oh thank you is there a call out charge"
" No"
" Oh that's great will expect him tomorrow is he under the age of 30 and fit"
Tomorrow arrives.
"Sorry Katie the hot tubs fucked blocked with tampons and a custardy slime"
"How much will it cost for a new one"
"About 4 grand"
"Can we strike a deal i'll give you a month's free subscription to my OF show you my tits and advertise your company for a free hot tub"
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