Katie Price #274 Dear Walter Mitty, with your singular bitty, wish you’d disappear off to Butt Alabama City

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Blessmyheart

He’s loving the attention, he has realised that this level of fame is the best he is going to get, and has embraced it.I don’t even know if he is pursuing solo efforts now.Whatever we may think of her, she still generates interest.In his case Kp would have every right to tell him” You’re nothing without me”.
At one point I did think he might leave her, but not now.All those publicised strops are just beneficial for cheap headlines.
The relationship benefits him in some ways, Weither it is camouflage of some kind, or he just enjoys the fame ( and income), of celebrity. I have never believed that he loved her, not for one second, but I think they are both content enough with whatever they have which passes as a relationship.He also has nothing to go back to,except low level dealing( of cars of course).
The only fact I am sure of,is that he is happily immersed in the same financial dealings she is.
You are right when you say he has allowed himself to be painted in a bad light.Its not only KP who has degenerated during this association.
But, he is very very cocky.He is living his best life.
 
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BigBlue2018

Both scum.
 
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tracey3871

Dollylovesshoes said:
What a pleasure eh? Hopefully ‘at last’ as the song goes. It was mentioned that she has to be ‘in person’ no Zoom.
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It won't stop Kipper trying it on even if that has been said ... I wouldn't put it past her to fake another 'life changing injury' and claiming that she can't fly back from Spain ... setting up a Go Fund Me on OF for imaginary medical care
 
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Helena-botham-farter

I had a thought last night, Kipper is always going on about people trying to get stories on her, 'drones' over her house, cameras in her house listening to her ( pretty sure she said that in one interview), men following her etc.

What if they've gone to Spain for some sort of conference / Hillbilly slanging match in private, so no-one can listen into their very importink business? She could be trying to think of ways to get herself out of a big pile of poo?
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@tracey3871

He looks a bit hot sitting there next to the fire in his Bumfuck vest
 
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Sarivng2022

I believe it's illegal in the UK for money to change hands for surrogacy. I think you can pay some of their expenses but that's it. Otherwise you're basically buying a child. As someone else said. Even if the baby is biologically yours, the woman who gave birth is legally seen as the mother I believe so adoption is required.
 
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Miss Lola

Good morning! Happy Coronation Day. I shall be in the delightful company of @emmaw.28 & no doubt the Prosecco will be flowing freely.
As for Skank, Sinky and Rymi, they can fuck off.
 
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Iamthestorm

She won't have a surrogate baby. Any surrogate in their right mind won't go near her. Even a superfan surrogate would surely question the shitshow around the youngest two. SS would be all over her like a rash. If she's that desperate get one of those creepy baby dolls that you can buy & dress up. She won't have to do any parenting with one of those.
 
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Helena-botham-farter

The surrogate stuff is just utter crap. It can go in the same drawer as her paramedic applications and her How to get married in Vegas documentary
 
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emmaw28

Miss Lola said:
Good morning! Happy Coronation Day. I shall be in the delightful company of @emmaw.28 & no doubt the Prosecco will be flowing freely.
As for Skank, Sinky and Rymi, they can fuck off.
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See you later
Hope SFP drops her coronation victoria sponge
 
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Helena-botham-farter

The Price clan's party will be a bit sparse I imagine, No Qween Kipper, so no Harvey, no Jett and Bunny.


Her cake looks a bit burnt actually. Just get one from Tesco or the Co-op Sophie, they do nice cakes for about 3 quid.
Also a cooking tip Sophie, before you spread the jam, warm it gently first a little bit which will make it flow better. That way you don't get the big lumps!

 
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Reversible Octopus

It'll be interesting to see if either Jett or Bunty (I love that so therefore that is now her name) will be in attendance. Edna Smegma will not be off social media all day, no doubt, showing what a wholesome upstanding contributing member of the Mumfluencer community she is... *yawn*
 
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NoodleNips

Happy Coronation Day Krusties - just think - most of us will be enjoying today with friends, family or just our beloved pets, watching history and making memories - she is stuck in the back end of nowhere with nobody around her who loves her and without her kids - that will ding dang do for me today, hope she enjoys every second of her wasteful lonely life. Enjoy today
 
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SmillieKylie

Hello, how are we all ?….Um ? ….promise I’ll stop this soon

Woke up, had a smile on my face as I consumed breckie thinking how wonderful it is that the two children are out of her evil claw-like hands this coronation weekend, woo hoo do we all love that, yes we do. Expect the three clowns got drunk last night, and they are all looking hideously hungover this morning, bickering at each other as they plan another pointless empty shallow day of parading Skamk around in an ill fitting bikini looking the ghastly caricature she is now, displaying her stretched ugly wonky breasts in all their horrendous glory, and calling it ‘work’. I’ll just sit back and laugh at whatever pathetic japes they get up to today, knowing the kids are away from it all, brings me a sense of enormous well-bring

I have a dream, it’ll probably never happen, but wouldn't it be lovely, let’s see what this coronation day brings in the world of that is ‘Skanky Life’….

 
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Ecosse

I wonder if the reason she would like (in her dreams) to use a surrogate) and a sperm donor is that she wouldn't have to deal with the pesky nuisance of fathers wanting 50:50 access and all that entails.
She would be able to neglect the child/children and let them "be feral" all by herself.
 
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