Katie Price #274 Dear Walter Mitty, with your singular bitty, wish you’d disappear off to Butt Alabama City

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Filter to Dead Sink Boy is on the Instagram huff bus with me again! Honest to god, every time I say a word, off he goes, huffing and puffing, doesn't even give me the right to reply.
Deep down he must be a sensitive soul. who knew that "filters", "selling pictures"and Backgrid are all trigger words.
He likes to act the big tough lad but deep down, in my professional opinion (I done a free, 15 munute, online training course with the Priory, got a certificate and everything)
I honestly think wonky Phil and Grant, and the human colouring in book with the poorly trotters, have caused him PTSD, anxiety, and panic attacks.
 
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So it must be a 'working trip' as it reads; VISIT JORDAN!
It would be interesting if the grifting gang did visit Jordan. I'd give it 10 minutes before they all got thrown in jail. Sleeping with the opposite sex outside of marriage, homosexuality, pornography of any kind, being drunk in public and drinking outside of approved venues hotels,bars,homes and some prescription medications and drugs of any kind are illegal and all carry prison sentences no let offs because you didn't know the rules.
 
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W0W ~ Rockin Robin, you had me singing along there!

Meanwhile:
Kipper, Cole and Rim me were walking in the park one day when all of a sudden, Kipper tripped up, fell forward, and got her head stuck in the railings.
Quick as a flash, Cole legs it up to her, drops his trackies and rapidly gives her one from behind.
Finishing off with a grunt and a sigh, he slaps Kipper on her overly-inflated arse then shouts
"Oy, Rim me, it's your turn next!"
Rim me suddenly bursts into tears....
"What's up?" yells Cole.
Wiping the tears from his eyes Rim me sobs " I can't get my head through the railings!"
 
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Visit “Jordan” in this context involves being man pumped senseless and producing the odd fuck pig kid to keep your rotten media existence sort of relevant.
 
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........And not the short , tubby chancer he is!
Drugged up filtered fat fuck, pretending to be banging a bin bag, full, of others replicating DNA. Sink Boy is hanging around for something else.
 
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Brilliant, and eloquent, love it! Should be released as a single, know of any wannabe singers who would like the chance to break into the music industry?.............
 
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Well that's me clocked off, time for a breakfast at the cafe then home quick shower and change get Ty&Diesel in the car and take the boys for a run out at the beach. Skank was silent all day yesterday so think she was on the phone all day with Sophie the source so expecting some classic deflection, damage limitation and sympathy stories the pair of cunts have come up with today.
 
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looks like it
Just for Men - he's probably completely grey under the dye which is the penalty for being around skank more than a day
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Not Schindler's List but Skanky's List, one containing the kids whose lives she has ruined backed up by all the folks she's ripped-off and conned. They could pelt her with dogshit collected from the floors at the Shitty Shack
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Reminds me of the C and A man poses of the 80s/90s
complete with the wonky nylon wig
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Fuck he looks a nutter.
 
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Going back to this they both follow each other. (SD) Even has surrogate in her bio. Mum to 4 Princesses and surrogate twins.
(credit to @PTMe)
 

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Going back to this they both follow each other. (SD) Even has surrogate in her bio. Mum to 4 Princesses and surrogate twins.
(credit to @PTMe)
So again - how does a bankrupt afford this allegéd "Surrogacy"? Its not a "free service" is it? Isn't the "parent" supposed to pay all expenses plus a fee?

I guess skank thinks she a Kardashian in that she can pay a few quid for someone else to do all the growing and nurturing for her, accept the goods on delivery then dump in on someone else until she needs it for foters? With her reputation the SS would be all over it surely and besides which the thing is supposed to be BANKRUPT (morally as well as financially)???
 
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According to her latest bikini Facebook post, Bank holiday weekend filming
For her imaginary holiday series ? Or the 'how easy it is to' series ... still waiting for those to appear ... or ... is it her Only Fans reality show ? ... you know the one that she was paid £250,000 for, the one that's not on the new OF tv channel just on Kippers basic OF account .... naked Rodney will be really looking forward to seeimg the contents of her Spanish villa fridge ...
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Going back to this they both follow each other. (SD) Even has surrogate in her bio. Mum to 4 Princesses and surrogate twins.
(credit to @PTMe)
So Kipper has seen the word surrogate in a bio and spun a story from it ... its about another baby because something has gone down with her access to the kids again ... she has plans to do this same as being a life coach or a paramedic ... its pigs flying this time not monkeys ... where are they by the way ... things must be really really bad if they don't have the energy to fly on here ...
 
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tracey do you think she will go back for 9th?

sidestepping abit,Westcrack has deleted all her posts on IG,she posted about her friend that had passed and how devestated (her spelling) she was,then sold the story to fail and redtop,apparentky she wasn’t friends with her,a poster said the girls family must have been fuming as it was private and didn’t want it on SM.
 
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I think Kipper will do her level best not to be back by the 9th ... she will try to get them to agree to Zoom because she is in Spain 'working' ... she is shit scared I think ... everything has hit the fan at once in Kipper world
 
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I think Kipper will do her level best not to be back by the 9th ... she will try to get them to agree to Zoom because she is in Spain 'working' ... she is shit scared I think ... everything has hit the fan at once in Kipper world
What a pleasure eh? Hopefully ‘at last’ as the song goes. It was mentioned that she has to be ‘in person’ no Zoom.
 
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This is her life for the past 10 years
 
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