Katie Price #253 Batnan's a Barbie Girl, in a Barbie World. Plastic fantastic her house is bloody drastic

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Dollylovesshoes

Nope Kira,no way.Cunt needs a hit on her.Biggie.
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flowerpotno7 said:
S b g imp suit ?
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and if skankys not back with him, i bet hes out on the pull, looking for a replacement in someone young and nearly famous as himself......not mutton
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He should fuck off read the Beano or Dandy,that’s him.Beryl the Peril..ideal.
 
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Bobby Orange

Imagine upon realising that your kids hair is going to take a few hours, that you take your opportunity to use them as babysitters.
She'll be sending her in for a two hour massage next, for a couple of hours babysitting.
Being a Mother is really not for her is it. Nurturing just isn't in her DNA.
No way on God's green earth would I let that irresponsible, selfish, unpredictable, slapper take my kids abroad. I would take it to court and come armed with reasons why I don't feel it's safe. I would not be able to sleep at night until they were home.
 
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Tedbear

KitchenDog1 said:
Good grief is that on her Fanny bone.. insert here
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I mean what the fuck is that tattoo just looks a right mess lol wonder how much that cost her
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Igs all complete fucking lies as usual she never shows any proof and who would want to kidnap a bankrupt skank like her lol
 
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Stan Butler

Afternoon everyone
Regarding the kidnap threats skanks had AGAIN (4th in 3yrs)
Between 2019-22 skanks got two attack dogs (only one left now Blade), installed high tech alarms, top of the range CCTV, had 24hr on site security, security patrols, plod installed a panic button, plod upped patrols in the area (just for he), new fencing and front gates, another set of CCTV installed and had various private security firms give her advice and training on how to stay safe.
The best advice i can give you skank,, STOP FLAUNTING AND STICKING TWO FINGERS UP ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUR SPENDING AND POSTING SHIT OF YOUR WORTHLESS BORING FUCKING LIFE AND MOVEMENTS ONLINE FOR YOUR CREDITORS AND PEOPLE YOU'VE RIPPED OFF TO SEE. because it'll be one of those people that will pay you a visit not kidnappers.
 
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Tedbear

Madcatbimbo said:
She really is an messy cow, isn't she? Everywhere she goes, she turns it into a tip. Untidy house, untidy mind.
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She has literally no respect for anything shes always been a manky dirty bitch i remember a video she did b4 she was really famous and living in some bungalow and had her car nicked the house was an absolute fucking tip shes never cleaned up bet she doesnt do housework and judjing by her piles of clothes bet she never does any laundry either just buys new cloghes she really is a filthy fucking bitch
Wonder how many tvs and i pads hes smashed and windows she never tries to fix what he does either just lets him do it
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spot on but as usual fuck all is her fault
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Helena-botham-farter said:
If it is a scooter how has she got one with no license? Shown them her license knowing she's banned....so she's just breaking the law over there as she does in the UK. No doubt she will be drunk and on pills too. I'm sure it will all end well!
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Hope she has an accident lots of people do over there
 
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Palace Tone

I tell you what though folks, imagine she is riding a scooter out there and she came off snapping an ankle and bursting her tits on impact!! I don’t think I’d ever stop laughing. Then slung in the clink for no insurance or license and carrying class A drugs….. Sorry I’ve got to stop having these afternoon naps lol
 
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Winepig

I can remember watching her first ever “ reality “ programme - it was a one off if memory serves - I’m sure she’d been burgled in that too

I’d never heard of her , but found her utterly repugnant . I’d like to watch it again to compare / contrast , Google isn’t helping .

Can anyone remember what it was called ?
She lived on her own in a total shithole , she came in from a night out seemingly off her face & would you believe it , there had been intruders
 
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Helena-botham-farter

If she had an accident any medical insurance would likely be invalidated as she's banned and doesn't have motorbike entitlement. That would be great, accident and no insurance. I've always suspected something similar happened when she broke her feet. She might have been driving a vehicle but invented the 'fall' story to make sure her hospital was paid for by insurance.

I just hope to god it's not one of the kids that she effects by having an accident.
 
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flowerpotno7

on the mm (shit) show last night, at one stage she said she was going to pick bunny up from school and then it was edited and bunny was there. i do wonder if she drove because, she would have said "somebodys taking me to get bunny from school" or somebodys picking up bunny from school" and why does she keep wiping her nose in her hand towards her hair ? that wig must be full of scabs,lice and snot !
 
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Jane Tee

Yes i think this was my first programme about her too.
I remember her complaining her large dog was always defacating on the floor. She is that woman whose home smells of dog shit. I knew back then she was vile and couldnt understand what people saw in her and how she rose to the top.
 
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Winepig

EXACTLY THIS .
I saw a very plain tartily dressed loud woman , living in utter chaos , shouting like a fish wife who obviously had a very high opinion of herself , I watched it after coming in from a night out myself .
She was wild eyed & coked up & I remember being shocked at the state of her & even more so that she’d had a documentary made about her .

I gave her no real further thought until she was everywhere & didn’t know anyone else who’s caught the programme I’d seen .

Of course I now know it was all down to management , but I’d like to see it again just to see if she’s as awful as I remember her being back then , because our received understanding on here is that she’s declined , whereas I think she’s exactly the same person as she was then .
 
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Stan Butler

Bit off topic but isn't the male version of skank,,, Stephen 'skanky' bear getting sentenced this week (Fri 3rd) for his revenge porn thing. Think it's the only time skank hasn't had an opinion on something or past any judgement (wonder why) skanks normally quick to jump on anything in regards to other zlebs if it gets her some publicity.
 
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Dollylovesshoes

She’s probably text him in the past,knowing what a Cunt she is.
 
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Stan Butler

Dollylovesshoes said:
She’s probably text him in the past,knowing what a Cunt she is.
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They have been linked in the past Dolly, a few nights out and skank was all over him when he appeared on loose women a few years ago, but in true skank fashion she won't want the press bringing that up because it will expose her own past of revenge porn against Alex Reid.
 
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Honeytheonions

No one is gonna kidnap that mouthy washed up old hag. They'd bring her back after an hour! And more to the point no one is gonna pay a ransom to have her back!
 
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