Katie Price #25 and Carl the lackey, love a matching tacky tracky

[liar liar]

She can't do the school run, she's banned from the school grounds and going anywhere near there for 5 years under a court awarded 'Restraining Order' for threatening behaviour. Even though, in her words, she 'didn't do anything that bad', well other than call other parents and teachers 'cunts' and told them to 'fuck off' in front of small children in the playground. Suspect that's the language she uses at home in front of her kids?

Maybe 'Clearblue Cole' is going to pick up Jett and Bunny and lob them in the boot of his car with Blade and the new 'Precious' whilst Skanky Flaps hides in a bush with her 'mangled' feet?

Does she really think anyone will believe this fantasy, other than her moronic, simpleton lemming fans who are willing to pay £30 to hear her spout shite on a Zoom call, whilst having a Prep Kitchen ding meal falling out of her monsterous gob onto the computer keyboard?

Alas - she isn't about truth just exposure.

 

[Emeline]

This should make for some comments soon...

Glamourous selfie

 

[WhereisPrecious]

Are we all ladies on here or are there gents too ? also does anyone else think Precious is very small for her age ? my daughter got her Frenchie not long before brothel sprout clunge got Precious and he is a chunk now, I know bitches tend to be smaller but not by that much

Calling myself a lady might not be too accurate lol, but agree about precious, after much pressure the pup suddenly reappears, I would put nothing past what Katie is capable of, a doppleganger or a neglected pup.

What a difference a filter and some photoshop can make.

We know which one Crawl wakes up to each morning....my god he must want to chew his arm off to get away, well that's if they really sleep in the same room.

 

[liar liar]

She won't give a flying fudge. Teflon Price is untouchable in every aspect of her fake existence.

There are so many people in the spotlight facing genuine tragedy & this tramp is faking bullshit for media coverage. It's so very wrong. It absolutely disgusts me. What example is this setting? Sarah Harding sharing her tragic cancer story in a book. Rylan sharing Nikki Graham's tragic battle with anorexia & asking for help to get her specialist treatment at The Priory.
Skanky Flaps writes a million life story books, all about how small the exes penis is. She fakes a stay at The Priory for mental health. Let's face it, how can bankrupt Barbie afford £25,000 for a month's stay?!

Seeing yesterday's lovely happy family countryside staged photos, I couldn't help thinking that it would be a dreadful shame if Crawl fell off his bIke & hit his head REALLY hard whilst not wearing a helmet

Is it too early to have a small sherry? (Asking for a friend). The kitchen ceiling was plastered beautifully yesterday. The kitchen cupboards fell off .


Oh yes, a good fry up is the best cure for a hangover. I'd also recommend Metatone tonic. It is a wonderful thing for many ailments. I always have a bottle in the cupboard (not the cupboard that fell off the wall)

Random....who knew that Tyrrell's did buckets of their salted crisps? Mind officially blown

Ooh buckets of crisps - win, win, win! What's wrong with Lucozade Isotonic Orange? Your cupboard fell off

 

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They look like brothers

 

[Emeline]

I'm not - it is what I have for a hangover - toasted bread and a fried broken egg then sprinkle with loads of salt.

Yoking xxxx

 

[BigBlue2018]

As liar liar said in the last thread.Cole has legs like a woman xx.

He could at least have put a skirt on xx


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I like to think under his shitty freebie tracksuit top he is wearing cami knickers he bought off Jodie Marshs Depop. Probably laundered though unlike his tramp of a 'girlfriend' dirty, un-ironed Depop shite, using the term 'girl very loosely!

Very matronly court shoes though, look like something Camilla would wear!

I think times are so hard she's injecting her own lumpy grey mash into her fizzog to be honest...

I'm so jealous I didn't think of that comment!

 

[plinky]

Whose house are they inside? Coles parents?

 

[liar liar]

Yoking xxxx

I've e-mailed a shopping list to the hubs - onions, bananas, tzatziki, gropes... he msgs back - home in 10!

 

[DC16]

Just found them on Instagram

Oooh strange, wouldn’t bring it up for me...

 

[liar liar]

Well Liar my chum, if she drives around with her kids with no seatbelts on, no car seats although a legal requirement and her and Clearblue Cole most of the time without a belt on as well plus having her unrestrained son in the front of a car on her lap in a 60 mile an hour zone don't think she'll be arsed about a dog!

Yes the questions were rhetorical - she simply doesn't care.

 

[BigBlue2018]

With a dirty tea towel on her lap under it.
How do her wigs get in a state so quickly? Obviously can’t be bothered to brush it and has probably always relied on a daily hairdresser.
Whatever the occasion, you can rely on her to be selling something here’s a reminder of some of the Masterchef worthy culinary delights we have seen...

Missed the dirty tea towel! I particularly like her attention to detail on presentation. Food splashed all over the plate, cheese hanging of the plate. She really is a dirty tramp troglodyte. Surprised she's not killed anyone from food poisoning, can't imagine her prep area (e.g. microwave) or kitchen are spotlessly clean. Bet she doesn't even wash her hands!

 

[mrbusiness]

Are we all ladies on here or are there gents too ? also does anyone else think Precious is very small for her age ? my daughter got her Frenchie not long before brothel sprout clunge got Precious and he is a chunk now, I know bitches tend to be smaller but not by that much

I think it’s a different dog

 

[liar liar]

With a dirty tea towel on her lap under it.
How do her wigs get in a state so quickly? Obviously can’t be bothered to brush it and has probably always relied on a daily hairdresser.
Whatever the occasion, you can rely on her to be selling something here’s a reminder of some of the Masterchef worthy culinary delights we have seen...

What a gruesome load of unappetising rubbish - let's just throw mash on everything...

New

Just found them on Instagram

New name for Cole - Carl Woo! Who is Archie? Are they seriously trying to pretend that non-prince Archie is a client?

 

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Will she be doing this on MC

What was the story @DC16

 

[Fifthavenue]

I just saw this and it was from 2018! It’s public knowledge that IVF is expensive and equally during that time he was going through the court stuff with Katie.

I agree he’s an idiot, total idiot and he broke the law but the timing of this stinks to me.

He said he had Autism. Katie puts on her Twitter about a military man raising money for Cancer and she doesn’t advertise Harvey’s clothing.

Then since then articles concerning Harvey seem to be missing the word “Autism” from his medical description.

She films you tube video highlighting Ru Paul yet humiliated Alex for dressing up.

Yesterday she was “Happy”.

She always swore Alex would pay.

I’ve done some digging and there WAS an accident.

We were also told not to contact Alex as he’d been through a lot personally and was receiving help. I assume the Autism diagnosis would have been part of this process.

Didn’t someone on here say he was following that Debbie lady? There’s something about this and the fact it’s the Sun that doesn’t sit well with me. @Fifthavenue would the Sun have contacted her to use the photos?

Which photos sorry lots to catch up on

 

[Emeline]

I remember that,also Bisto put a clip on Insta stories doing a make up tutorial then deliberately picked up a Frenchie(don't believe it was Precious) and she held it in front of the camera saying " oh have you all seen Precious, this is Precious say hello to Precious) very staged!

That's Bisto's last You Tube one 5 days ago

 

[liar liar]

@liar liar love it but please don't my poor tummy is already blobby xxxxxxx
Someone send a greasy fry up, that always does the trick,paracetomal (ive none)

My cure is a salty egg banjo...

 

[Warriorqueen]

He doesn't need to be told as he's quite capable of reading for himself.

You have taken issue with me for my opinion on supervising a child still of primary school age online. Well apologies just because you want tattle to know that you know her. Try and be a bit objective ffs.

Oh ffs over 10,000 on this petition already

It’s the way it goes my lovely. We are the only ones who seem to have her number.

 

[liar liar]

She doesn't own any horses, she hires them when she wants to be papped with them.

She can't afford the livery (boarding) charges for them now she doesn't have her own land/yard and can't be arsed with the day to day looking after them now she hasn't got someone to do it for her.

I thought Wallis was her horse... she let the stables use him for rides in exchange for livery.