Well my laptop says its now 26F and I'm on the Isle of Wight about half a mile from the sea. And just to make you jealous, I'm tucked up in bed, watching TVWell it's just hit -5 degrees on the east Yorkshire coast and i've got another 8hrs of my shift left and no paperwork to do so can't skive off in the office.
pissed as a fart xmas day,as reported by a neibour'I have not drunk nothing'! If you have not 'drunk nothing' then I assume you have drunk something. Double negative....
did she go on a train looking like that ?She prob brags about it to him rather than be ashamed.
But she would still sell the story to the paper even though it wasn’t hers to tell
But she would still sell the story to the paper even though it wasn’t hers to tell
she looked like a black pudding .
50p each icelandOnly type i eat bad boy king pot on offer in tesco.
who was he on about had poohed herself ? please,please,please let it be skankyThe poor bloke doesn't know where to look lol
that bloke in the middle, gives me the creeps,i get BAD vibes from himI don't believe everything on CDAN necessarily but maybe the older guy is a punter and he bought her all the designer stuff? He might have a fetish for oozing foot dressings, spaghetti hair extensions and dirty tracksuits?
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There we have a mega money making and publicity scheme for Skank.Made your fantasy a reality, well in the form of a photographic representation, I’m certainly getting a bit of satisfaction seeing her recoil here, as is Holly Willoughby…..though reckon there would be a queue of us fighting each other to get in that ring
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Bless! He probably thought his Granny had come along to the event to surprise himIf this was a 44 year old male celeb with a 20 year old girl I'm sure there'd be outrage.......... She's coming across as a predator, convinced all the people she targets and exposes herself to like it.
''One onlooker told The Sun: "She was on a mission to have fun, shouting: 'The MILF is here' as she came in.
"Katie was flirting away with the rapper ArrDee, draping herself around him.''
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Here's a reminder of what goes on in her house too,
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Add in there that he was overtaken in his flight to escape Recruitment by a young lad dressed in yellow who passed him at light-speed on the stairs to the car parkThe Sun's reporting versus the true reporting:
"At one point, he kept a protective arm around her, and was letting her listen to something on his phone - she had it clamped to her ear, and he took a selfie with her.
Katie Price made a beeline for the young rapper, Ardee. Sadly he had no option but to put his arm around her to stop her from keeling over after it was apparent that she was shit-faced, and drugged up. He sensibly decided his only escape route was to falsely tell her he would record a rap (she has form) with her and pretend to take a selfie before a hasty retreat.
"He later said goodbye and went away downstairs with his mates, to watch the fight, leaving her at the bar."
He then made a swift exit and got as far away from her as possible, hoping that her damaged trotters would stop her from following him downstairs.
The partygoer added: "People at the event were surprised and tickled in equal measure as she certainly livened things up."
People at the event were shocked and sickened and wished she had stayed home as the lingering smell clung to their clothes for days.
Still doing her gang signs though; She is patheticSo she got HR carriages to take her to the fight.
Seems to me she's after finding another Gareth Gates to destroy en route to rebuilding her EmpireJunior is 17 and starting his career in music - same age as Gareth Gates when he was starting his. Except a heavily pregnant Skanky took his virginity, sold the story and then ruined his career.
I bet his Mummy is mighty relieved that he escaped a SkankingOMG this child is now a failed egg shot
They'll have to wear a full Haz-Mat suit when examining the thingIf that is true, and I have no evidence to say it is, that's fucked up. But would we expect anything less of Skanky pants?
She really would be a forensic physiologist's dream.
Edited as I had inadvertently written a double negative - I AM NOT KFP before anyone jumps to conclusions!
Everybody knows it DRUNK EVERYTHING it could get it's hands on, likewise the'I have not drunk nothing'! If you have not 'drunk nothing' then I assume you have drunk something. Double negative....
Plus DC, she's got to fit in the house work too! Mucking out the horse & grooming them, after out for a ride. And getting someone to take the pictures for her OF account. But....more importantly, sitting down with an accountant & getting all her paperwork & facts right, ready for BH. Of course, she'll not be doing any of those things.So Ms Price what can you bring to the role for your paramedic training…?
Driving offences
Poorly feet
Massive boobs
Admits she can’t concentrate
Can’t listen or take advice
Admits she can’t fill out forms
Druggie
Calls her own son disgusting names
Needs weekly hair and nail appointments
Needs weekly therapy for her MH
Needs time to do her volunteering at the local food bank
Needs to care for 5 kids and do the school run
Needs a monthly holiday
Needs to do pap shots
Needs to be inappropriate with her best friends b/f
Needs to ride her six horses
Needs to take her x amount of dogs for a walk/s
Needs to fit in all her cosmetic procedures
Needs to break multiple ROs
Needs to chase after any bloke with a heartbeat who looks her way
Needs to run all her businesses
Needs to train as a life coach
Needs to open her care agency
Needs to pay her bills
Good luck with the interview Katie
Well 6 years, he had been seeing Hayley Evetts from the X Factor who was 24 just before too,I wonder if people call her a predator etc? Not defending Katie,I can’t stand her,just pointing out some of the details of that time!It's still an imbalance of age and experience, one could say exploitative. She was 10 years older. He was 1 year legal
Yes, he was.He wasn’t a virgin….
No, skanky was his first ever "relationship". They both said it.Well 6 years, he had been seeing Hayley Evetts from the X Factor who was 24 just before too,I wonder if people call her a predator etc? Not defending Katie,I can’t stand her,just pointing out some of the details of that time!
Yeah whilst holding Harvey, she said that Gareth had tickled his head before he was bornDidn’t pwicy say something on the lines of Gareth gates penis was banging off your head Harvey! Anyone remember that
I think the old tarts perverted
Thanks for that @RosiecosyYes, he was.
No, skanky was his first ever "relationship". They both said it.
He confirmed it in multiple interviews after. Skanky even mentioned it in her book.
When it comes to skanky, we know our shit!
Yeah whilst holding Harvey, she said that Gareth had tickled his head before he was born
Gareth Gates says losing virginity to Katie Price made him QUIT fame
The former Pop Idol star was just 17 when he slept with the glamour model and he took a break from the industry so he wasn't recognised "for the wrong reason"www.mirror.co.uk
She thinks she made his career?? She destroyed it!
Katie Price makes fresh dig at sex with Gareth Gates as she declares it ‘started his career'
Model Katie Price has made a new dig about sex with Pop Idol star Gareth Gates in her latest autobiography Harvey and Mewww.entertainmentdaily.co.uk
None of this is exaggerated either lolSo Ms Price what can you bring to the role for your paramedic training…?
Driving offences
Poorly feet
Massive boobs
Admits she can’t concentrate
Can’t listen or take advice
Admits she can’t fill out forms
Druggie
Calls her own son disgusting names
Needs weekly hair and nail appointments
Needs weekly therapy for her MH
Needs time to do her volunteering at the local food bank
Needs to care for 5 kids and do the school run
Needs a monthly holiday
Needs to do pap shots
Needs to be inappropriate with her best friends b/f
Needs to ride her six horses
Needs to take her x amount of dogs for a walk/s
Needs to fit in all her cosmetic procedures
Needs to break multiple ROs
Needs to chase after any bloke with a heartbeat who looks her way
Needs to run all her businesses
Needs to train as a life coach
Needs to open her care agency
Needs to pay her bills
Good luck with the interview Katie
How do they get in anywhere looking like this, if they were carrying a coffee cup someone is likely to put change in it, thinking they're begging.This is the J Why Why equivalent of the Westbrook Burberry disaster. How 1 powerful photo can kill a brand! (If it wasn't already on its arse?)
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Next stop Dubai. Getting urinated on by Arab men for a few hundred thousand.Skanky getting closer to the plughole, not much interest from the media or tattle any more
He's aged well!Didn’t she make some weird comment about his “tight foreskin” too? Crass bint.
Has anyone seen Gareth Gates lately? Saw him online the other day and was most surprised.
Urinated? I think you meanNext stop Dubai. Getting urinated on by Arab men for a few hundred thousand.
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