On insta she's describing the villa, she points out it's got a gravel drivewayBut remember to quote Kipper at her OF launch. “ I love the camera and the camera loves me “. Sorry to burst your bubble love - I beg to differ
Chain gang would be goodI reckon the only gang coming to visit her at the MM (as per her interview on SPL) are the creditors and bailiffs!
I reckon her vag looks like a kicked over trifleJeez, that filter! Her eyeballs have disappeared
I think it's the demon trying to get out again. Scary eyeballs, scary horn, scary teeth, you name it!
Is that a hand grenade or a bee thing on one of the chuckle brother's chest?
Her blisters must be mahoosive if shes had to literally melt her face with such heavy filtersI reckon her vag looks like a kicked over trifle
Yes you can buy all those things for half the price direct from Natalys themselves! She is just buying it and whacking up the price before reselling it. The big joke when she 'launched' it was that it was 'her' clothing range, as though she had designed it herself and had it manufactured, when all she is doing probably is driving to France once a month to buy what people have ordered, that's why shipping takes 3 weeks! Skanky made a big fuss about 'so proud of Sophie's clothing range' when it's nothing of the sort![
Its not her range though.She just recommends things she likes.Usually high quality items( to be fair), then if you are so inclined, you can order from her.I assume there is some kind of mark up/profit for her as she is in turn ordering the items from the original French source.
I laughed my head off when I saw the prices( not a typo).Nearly sixty quid for a romper suit.Although I admit I have used one of the more expensive items as an example.
The irony of it all , is that SFP could actually come up with a viable idea for this kind of thing.Perhaps she just hasn’t got time to design and promote her own range.I took the piss out of “ Little Pricey” because it was obviously cheapo stuff they were going to import and stick their logo on.
I don’t think either “ranges” will be flying off the shelf.
Is that a hand grenade or a bee thing on one of the chuckle brother's chest?
Looks like a perfume bottle with one of those rubber squeeze things on my nanna had on the sideboard.
Her blisters must be mahoosive if shes had to literally melt her face with such heavy filters
She's lucky that didn't arrest her and chuck her in jail! They don't mess about there. My friend's daughters work there, security is VERY tight!pity they never shot her, im suprized she never said they raped her ........ or maybe that will be said, when shes releasing either another (crap )book or (really bad) album and needs publicity to get noticed
Yes I was referring to SFP's page for her Albert and Me stuff.Nothing on there since about 10 weeks ago.Or she’s lost her “ contract” with J Why Why . Not had a “ shop my new collection “ I’m sure the shit hit the fan around the time the Disaster Plaster classes were binned. Too much HMRC/ bankruptcy heat for Jeyda I think. Wasnt worth the grief. Jeyya has plenty other mugs, oops I mean clients to launder money, oops again Sorry promote the J Why Why polyester intchfanni lounge wear . kK and CF spring to mind
( all allegedly for entertainment purposes only)
I thought this was kippers page but now think the poster meant SFP - oops another oops
Hand grenadeIs that a hand grenade or a bee thing on one of the chuckle brother's chest?
Her blisters must be mahoosive if shes had to literally melt her face with such heavy filters
I wonder if the people who own that villa where she is knows what they are going to be doing there?Seriously, I just don’t get what Skank and these latest hangers-on people think they are doing with her OF. Skank can’t be earning much on OF, literally a few hundred quid if she’s lucky, guys want real hardcore stuff, not this tame no nipples 90s lads mags stuff, a mindset she’s totally stuck in. This trip must be costing a fortune, how is she paying for it, where is the profit, it must be costing her money, surely it can’t all be more freebies.
My bf in the 90s used to buy Loaded and FHM magazines, guilty pleasure 20yo me used to read itRemember it had loads of TV girls like Zoe Ball/Denise Van Outen in it, doing raunchy shoots. Ulrika Jonson sticks in my mind dressed up in leather and chains. Guys loved all that stuff, was all part of 90s lads culture, but that style is gone, Skank seems to think it’s still a thing. OF is nothing like those shoots, it’s full-on nudes and more, dirty chats, fetish stuff etc, no one wants an aged former model with a face and body scared by sun and surgery. Maybe if she had the looks, body and personality of Sofia Vergara she could work it, but we’ve seen the unfiltered photos, she looks years beyond her age now with her comedy nipple-less boobs and a scared heavily tattooed body, she’s just a joke Eurotrash figure. Who would pay hard-earned money to view and Tommy Tank over her. I know there are strange men with weird fetishes out there, but there can’t be many who get-off on todays Skank, seriously who on earth finds her sexy.
Might add, if this is a work shoot, then she requires a work visa now for Spain, and will have had to inform Spanish immigration on arrival that was her purpose for the trip. Wonder if the BH people can use that against her in some way, bet she doesn’t have one.
In summary, this shoot will just be more hideous comedy bikini photos with that awful pout she does….I Just Don’t Get It
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Do you have to apply for a work visa, as in it's not an instant online thing? Also, some countries have strict rules about what is not acceptable. The same with advertising etc. Didn't They run into trouble in Thailand for plugging dodgy gear?Seriously, I just don’t get what Skank and these latest hangers-on people think they are doing with her OF. Skank can’t be earning much on OF, literally a few hundred quid if she’s lucky, guys want real hardcore stuff, not this tame no nipples 90s lads mags stuff, a mindset she’s totally stuck in. This trip must be costing a fortune, how is she paying for it, where is the profit, it must be costing her money, surely it can’t all be more freebies.
My bf in the 90s used to buy Loaded and FHM magazines, guilty pleasure 20yo me used to read itRemember they had loads of TV girls like Zoe Ball/Denise Van Outen in it, doing raunchy shoots. Ulrika Jonson sticks in my mind dressed up in leather and chains. Guys loved all that stuff, was all part of 90s lads culture, but that style is gone, Skank seems to think it’s still a thing. OF is nothing like those shoots, it’s full-on nudes and more, dirty chats, fetish stuff etc, no one wants an aged former model with a face and body scared by sun and surgery. Maybe if she had the looks, body and personality of Sofia Vergara she could work it, but we’ve seen the unfiltered photos, she looks years beyond her age now with her comedy nipple-less boobs and a scared heavily tattooed body, she’s just a joke Eurotrash figure. Who would pay hard-earned money to view and Tommy Tank over her. I know there are strange men with weird fetishes out there, but there can’t be many who get-off on todays Skank, seriously who on earth finds her sexy.
Might add, if this is a work shoot, then she requires a work visa now for Spain, and will have had to inform Spanish immigration on arrival that was her purpose for the trip. Wonder if the BH people can use that against her in some way, bet she doesn’t have one.
In summary, this shoot will just be more hideous comedy bikini photos with that awful pout she does….I Just Don’t Get It
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Didn't we get a pretty good idea what it looks like in bungalow bill's flange pan...I reckon her vag looks like a kicked over trifle
And that description is exactly why I'm not going to my future daughter in law's hen do next month!You know on hen do's there always seems to be a couple of mature ladies asked to tag along same thing here so like them she is the purse who pays for everything probably raided her piggy bank at AFP's .
can I take your order please?Yes you can buy all those things for half the price direct from Natalys themselves! She is just buying it and whacking up the price before reselling it. The big joke when she 'launched' it was that it was 'her' clothing range, as though she had designed it herself and had it manufactured, when all she is doing probably is driving to France once a month to buy what people have ordered, that's why shipping takes 3 weeks! Skanky made a big fuss about 'so proud of Sophie's clothing range' when it's nothing of the sort!
I wonder if she meant 50/50 for weekends and holidays rather than every day life? That would make more sense. Looks as though Bunny was there at the weekend for once.Yep and then get KP another 5yrs RO
Think she will use that as her get out clause. I cant drive so cant do school runs, and I have a career
His gnashers are beyond ridiculous, says everything about how dim this guy is letting skank talk him into getting those god awful gum shields
Bit unsure how it works, just know a mate of mine had to do it (maybe can be done online if it’s a day tripDo you have to apply for a work visa, as in it's not an instant online thing? Also, some countries have strict rules about what is not acceptable. The same with advertising etc. Didn't They run into trouble in Thailand for plugging dodgy gear?
I do hope she's broken some laws...but I'll settle for more broken trotters.
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