Katie Price #204 Klatty thinks she's cool, but she's as popular as a turd in a swimming pool

[hugothebear]

Ewww that’s way too close to me for my liking

Just seen PA’s post of Emily stitching in name tags in their kids school clothes. Could you even IMAGINE skank doing this? Nah, didn’t think so!

She hasn't got a clue about the basics of being a mum. Those kids were all used just to make money. She hasn't got a maternal bone in her body

 

[Sarivng2022]

Where to begin.
I’m going to admit that Im flummoxed as to what dominant farting chat is,
and I praise everything that is holy that that is the case.
As for pissing in a Fanta bottle......
Cole, if you’re reading .Is this really the life you want?
Fiddling with yourself for a fiver almost seems highbrow in comparison.

I’m editing this to say,I’ve realised that my grandson has a talking Minion who makes slightly rude farty noises.We got it off Amazon for less than a fiver.
That’s a little tip for the perverts who are feeling the pinch( not a pun), in these austere times.You could put the saved £235 towards the gas ( so to speak).

You can get Alexa to make all kinds of fart noises if you're that way inclined

 

[BabeOne]

So predictable wearing the boots this weekend - they knew photos would get taken. She wants one and all still to think problems with her feet still - probability there is, but all down to her not doing what doctors have told her to do. Effin idiot. She knows best!
Both of them look rotten - unclean and a right bloody state.

 

[Ecosse]

We all know she was walking sooner than she said she would. I suppose the question is, was she advised not to bear weight for x period of time and she broke that rule? Or was it a case of them predicting that she wouldn't be able to walk sooner than x and she worked hard to prove them wrong?

OR is it just all a load of nonsense?

 

[Ekathrina]

More comments from LSPG, Crawl is even more disgusting than we thought so I've put a spoiler alert, think twice before you look.

Spoiler

“Yeah the fart video one was 1 hour long of him doing loud farts naked and him doing dominant chat whilst farting. It was a requested one off video I paid him £240 for it.. so NO I won’t be sharing it.”

“Yes please shut up about the finger video! The ikea carpark video is the best one”

“The £100 video of him pissing in the fanta bottle isn't worth it.”

People actually pay that amount of money for blokes to walk around farting and talking? They should just get in a long term relationship - lots of blokes will do that for free!
It’s a bit mind blowing really. Most of the population are worried about feeding their families or keeping the house warm, and yet these sad wankers are paying people large sums of money to fart or piss in bottles.

 

[Ambrosie]

Are these sympathy-seeking boots really ones that you are meant to walk about in? When I had plantar fasciitis in my foot I had a splint like this that I was meant to wear at night, in bed. Not to be worn when guzzling beer at a skanky fete. And is IF you would drink alcohol at a family event when everyone knows you’re a drink driving scumbag. She really has no sense of tact.

 

[Pisspotshow]

We all know she was walking sooner than she said she would. I suppose the question is, was she advised not to bear weight for x period of time and she broke that rule? Or was it a case of them predicting that she wouldn't be able to walk sooner than x and she worked hard to prove them wrong?

OR is it just all a load of nonsense?

It's all bollocks, just like everything that issues forth from its rancid herpes infected gob.
Must about be time for some CS, so out comes the broken trotters boots for an excuse in the hope they will send her to another sitting on her arse telling tall stories session.

 

[Here again.]

People actually pay that amount of money for blokes to walk around farting and talking? They should just get in a long term relationship - lots of blokes will do that for free!
It’s a bit mind blowing really. Most of the population are worried about feeding their families or keeping the house warm, and yet these sad wankers are paying people large sums of money to fart or piss in bottles.

I think these are people with money who just like to degrade them. It is all a bit Dubai Porti potty. (something I learnt here, you never stop learning!) It is all really rather sad. Do you think we could make money out of OH being in the shower and me going sorry love I really need a pee!

 

[life’s a car crash]

More comments from LSPG, Crawl is even more disgusting than we thought so I've put a spoiler alert, think twice before you look.

Spoiler

“Yeah the fart video one was 1 hour long of him doing loud farts naked and him doing dominant chat whilst farting. It was a requested one off video I paid him £240 for it.. so NO I won’t be sharing it.”

“Yes please shut up about the finger video! The ikea carpark video is the best one”

“The £100 video of him pissing in the fanta bottle isn't worth it.”

So he’s making a few 3 figure drops but at what cost. Ohh sink boy stop now before what’s left of your dignity finally call it quits .

Good grief. Speechless. Just typed fart porn into Google…people ‘go’ for this? Wow. Don’t know what else to say? Gosh. I’ll never be able to look at people bulk buying baked beans in the same way again.

Sorry, still going on…£240! What is wrong with these people..? Is this genuine? bleeping ‘ell…

Exactly what I said. I will be scrutinising peoples shopping trolleues. Baked beans and Brussels sprouts will be getting the side eye from me

We all know she was walking sooner than she said she would. I suppose the question is, was she advised not to bear weight for x period of time and she broke that rule? Or was it a case of them predicting that she wouldn't be able to walk sooner than x and she worked hard to prove them wrong?

OR is it just all a load of nonsense?

It is Rubbish. I think once the boots are off they are off. No need to use them after everything healed. She just shoved them on when she us manipulating something / someone

 

[Here again.]

Cacky and Skany leaving the summer fate with their
dosh.

 

[SewerGrapes]

But apparently the new ‘victim’ lives in Windsor which I believe is in Berks! But I suspect the way she was dressed means he’s not there. She looks like a woman. Didn’t make any effort to look smart . What the F does she look like lately? If it was me, I would make much more effort. . She really looks dirty & terrible. I come back from looking after the little wildlife poorly animals, looking better than that. Awful X

Those dreadful equestrian clothes hardly look fresh out of the packet.
Looks like they've all been worn before and probably smell of damp and body odours

you make me laugh pom, brilliant


1, she dont remember their names,2. she dont know how to spell them,3,she dont know how to sew and 4,she dont know what year there in,5, she dont know how old they are,5, she knows who their dads are, because they made her take tests,but cant understand why she would be responsible in any way,shape or form

Yeah but, but...
She makes her own curtains doncha know, lol!

 

[Minty_socks]

She didn't break her feet, it was yet more lies upon lies. Isn't it funny how she's wearing those for this photo opportunity when she's been mincing around in heels for months and months. This crap that she wouldn't be able to walk for years, she's round the bloody twist. This is the fundamental problem with stupid people!

Broken feet anyone..??

 

[flowerpotno7]

I remember reading Spike Milligan’s war time memoirs, and I think there was a variation on this theme with the phrase” fall out the Officers”.
I had an elderly relative who ( I’m convinced), was able to store wind.
He used to wait until a politician he hated was on tv and then “let rip” with....and that’s what I think.....

my dad used to say to me and my brothers when we were little " hold my finger a minute",and let one rip, then laugh like hell

 

[Gx2018]

I thought this was Amy bleeping price at first glance

 

[flowerpotno7]

But apparently the new ‘victim’ lives in Windsor which I believe is in Berks! But I suspect the way she was dressed means he’s not there. She looks like a woman. Didn’t make any effort to look smart . What the F does she look like lately? If it was me, I would make much more effort. . She really looks dirty & terrible. I come back from looking after the little wildlife poorly animals, looking better than that. Awful X

please dont tell me the new egg is prince andrew and she met him when she was 17 ,his mom got a castle in winsor and according to law,no one can be arrested in the presence of the ruling king or queen,which is proberbly why hes mostly with her...can you imagine a princess katie ???? singing a whole new world,knighting people with cardigans and making the royal guards ditch their red and black uniforms for barbie pink nylon with kp crown insignias...... stop the world,i want to g et off now!

 

[mrspig99]

A big thank you to all the lovely Krusties who have wished me well on my broken ankle, I suspect I will be spending way more time than usual on here in the next few weeks while I heal! I feel so stupid for having done this, just slipped and fell down a couple of steps but landed awkwardly and broke it. Yes I had had a couple of glasses of wine but by no stretch was I pissed, I wish I had been, it may have hurt less than it did! I have a boot and I can tell you now once I don't need it I certainly won't be wearing it anymore for sympathy! It hasn't been the best weekend, it's a long weekend here and we always come here to the beach for it as it's my daughter's birthday and she loves it here. So I fell on the evening of her birthday, which was the first day of the long weekend. It has also rained every day so we haven't even made it to the beach, even though it's only about 500 yards away! Yet despite that we have had a lovely time just hanging out together with my two grandchildren, one only 2 weeks old and one age 2. I bet we have had way more fun than skanky has on all her holidays with SB, where she always looks miserable. Edited this to say even the dog has been kind and coming up to nuzzle me and give me love!

I see it's been buying more "likes" for it's tiktok account, I don't think you get it dear, you are history!

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Yeah, because likes always happen in even 100, 000!

Are these sympathy-seeking boots really ones that you are meant to walk about in? When I had plantar fasciitis in my foot I had a splint like this that I was meant to wear at night, in bed. Not to be worn when guzzling beer at a skanky fete. And is IF you would drink alcohol at a family event when everyone knows you’re a drink driving scumbag. She really has no sense of tact.

No you can wear them to walk in.

 

[Cakky Prize]

A big thank you to all the lovely Krusties who have wished me well on my broken ankle, I suspect I will be spending way more time than usual on here in the next few weeks while I heal! I feel so stupid for having done this, just slipped and fell down a couple of steps but landed awkwardly and broke it. Yes I had had a couple of glasses of wine but by no stretch was I pissed, I wish I had been, it may have hurt less than it did! I have a boot and I can tell you now once I don't need it I certainly won't be wearing it anymore for sympathy! It hasn't been the best weekend, it's a long weekend here and we always come here to the beach for it as it's my daughter's birthday and she loves it here. So I fell on the evening of her birthday, which was the first day of the long weekend. It has also rained every day so we haven't even made it to the beach, even though it's only about 500 yards away! Yet despite that we have had a lovely time just hanging out together with my two grandchildren, one only 2 weeks old and one age 2. I bet we have had way more fun than skanky has on all her holidays with SB, where she always looks miserable. Edited this to say even the dog has been kind and coming up to nuzzle me and give me love!


Yeah, because likes always happen in even 100, 000!


No you can wear them to walk in.

Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that Mrs Pig, it must be so annoying and painful for you, I hope you feel much better soon xx

 

[Minx103]

I see it's been buying more "likes" for it's tiktok account, I don't think you get it dear, you are history!

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Her IG followers has gone down from 2.7m to 2.6m

 

[L3moning]

“Yeah the fart video one was 1 hour long of him doing loud farts naked and him doing dominant chat whilst farting. It was a requested one off video I paid him £240 for it.. so NO I won’t be sharing it.”

Clearly some people have more money than sense.

 

[Cloud ChaserT]

I think she wore the boots for two reasons. 1: she had an excuse to not ride or be seen on a horse.

2: She’s going with mental and physical difficulties to drum up trades help with fixing up the MM for Ch 4 programme.