Wig washing.Marriage guidance
Cooking healthy meals
Beauty segment
101things to flog on deplop.
Cleaning up the Pwicey way (ie not at all).
Katie Price #19 parenting skills clearly not all there, that's why kids all live elsewhere
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101things to flog on deplop.
Cleaning up the Pwicey way (ie not at all).
First aid ( she is after all a paramedic)Oh Christ, now just what 'real life issues' is she qualified to report on then, let's have a think and make a list shall we?
Flog tat & rip people off.
Troll others, then complain about being trolled yourself.
How to abandon your kids and duck off abroad whenever you feel like it.
Debt avoidance.
Avoiding being locked up for driving offences.
Animal (non) welfare.
Carry on guys and gals
Advice on how to sing
Horse riding ( considering shes a tit rider, and rarely wears a safety helmet)
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Steph's Packed LunchPlease God no .....
Katie Price set for regular Steph's Packed Lunch job after Harvey and Me success
EXCLUSIVE: Katie Price is being lined up by Channel 4 bosses to become a regular contributor on Channel 4 show Steph's Packed Lunch, which would see her host a series of real-life issue segmentswww.dailystar.co.uk
The show that managed to achieve an impressive Zero viewers at one point recently.
BBC host Steph McGovern landed her own Channel 4 show six months after her close pal became station's managing editor
TV presenter Steph McGovern has got her own Channel 4 show — seven months after close pal Sinead Rocks became a boss there. The BBC Breakfast star announced in October that she was leaving to front…
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Steph McGovern got that gig after 'close pal' Sinead Rocks got top job at Channel 4.
"Close Pal"??? Try lesbian partner. Those two are in a relationship, and have a kid together, otherwise McGovern would never have got that presenting job!!!
Etiquette lessons for young ladies,Marriage guidance
Cooking healthy meals
Beauty segment
Decorum and deportment for the wannabe page 3 girl about town,
How to film Dane Bowers big toe in your floof,
Flattering camera angles for intimacy to share with The Sun,
Fake tan choices- builder's tea brown or creosote,
Slanging matches in the school playground, when your preschooler's teacher is a "see you next Tuesday"
The only consolation is that 'Stephs Packed Lunch' is a rating disaster and would be worse if Skanky gets on. Lurches from zero viewers (seriously) to about 200,000 per day. To put in context, 'This Morning' gets around 1.5 to 2 million a day and 'Loose Women' around 1.2 million a day. Getting Pwicy on would fold the show, she would talk over all the presenters and guests about herself. Turkey Teef lurking around and trying to get in on the action. Steph, think this idea is classed as career suicide.Please God no .....
Katie Price set for regular Steph's Packed Lunch job after Harvey and Me success
EXCLUSIVE: Katie Price is being lined up by Channel 4 bosses to become a regular contributor on Channel 4 show Steph's Packed Lunch, which would see her host a series of real-life issue segments
SO at 7pm she started selling bath farts bombs again
Oh Christ, now just what 'real life issues' is she qualified to report on then, let's have a think and make a list shall we?
Flog tat & rip people off.
Troll others, then complain about being trolled yourself.
How to abandon your kids and duck off abroad whenever you feel like it.
Debt avoidance.
Avoiding being locked up for driving offences.
Animal (non) welfare.
Carry on guys and gals
- Pet Care (Or non-care)
- Neighbour Relations (how to get driven out of the village by locals with flaming torches like Frankinsteins monster, but on a pink mobility scooter).
- How To Achieve Donald Trumps Ompha Lumpa Tan and Conceal Bald Patches with a comb over.
- Take on Martin Lewis Money Saving Expert, how to scam as much money you can out of selling tat illegally promoted and lie about using the products.
- How to live a 5 star life bankrupt, owing 2.5 million.
- Child Exploitation to maximise income.
Could go on but off to watch Coronation Street!
Thank you 
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No problem, no fucker watches the show.Please God no .....
Katie Price set for regular Steph's Packed Lunch job after Harvey and Me success
EXCLUSIVE: Katie Price is being lined up by Channel 4 bosses to become a regular contributor on Channel 4 show Steph's Packed Lunch, which would see her host a series of real-life issue segments
I really don’t care Cole, like you ever listen to anyone’s opinion anyway... picked it out from daddy’s car lot today probably
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That suits him right down to the ground. What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? A hedgehog has its pricks on the outsideI really don’t care Cole, like you ever listen to anyone’s opinion anyway...
duck what colour it is, try getting a legal number plate carwash you prick.I really don’t care Cole, like you ever listen to anyone’s opinion anyway...
He should wrap it in 50 shades of Ronseal brown to match his missus
Or the same shade Princess was sporting.He should wrap it in 50 shades of Ronseal brown to match his missus
Wipe it down with a cold tea bag, that'll do!
Oh farking hell, skanky has re-discovered twitter.
She has a team??? what the???
She has a team??? what the???
Can picture it now, KP up the corner doing her daily Dear Deidre segment FFSMarriage guidance
Cooking healthy meals
Beauty segment
that program’s a crock a tit, the fake laugh from the camera crew and floor workers is so cringe as the show isn’t funnyMakes my skin itch just thinking about it
Is this not the same as the one last week that they declared was a scam????? #REPORT
Check out KPs top quality sprays, no expense spared on the bottle, what a load of old tit!
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Can picture it now, KP up the corner doing her daily Dear Deidre segment FFS
Makes my skin itch just thinking about it
Is this not the same as the one last week that they declared was a scam????? #REPORT
Check out KPs top quality sprays, no expense spared on the bottle, what a load of old tit!
Yes same ad as last week
she is now selling a jumper and plastic trousers, ( didnt click on the link though)
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Oh here we go.
www.thesun.co.uk
My son was sent to a unit like Harvey Price - it was a prison-like nightmare
AS her 15-year-old son shuffled into the room dressed in soiled clothes that didn’t belong to him, Isabelle Garnett felt her heart break. Matthew, 15, suffers from similar conditions to Harvey Pric…
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This comment had me howlingCan picture it now, KP up the corner doing her daily Dear Deidre segment FFS
Makes my skin itch just thinking about it
Is this not the same as the one last week that they declared was a scam????? #REPORT
Check out KPs top quality sprays, no expense spared on the bottle, what a load of old tit!
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Is she copying my pic which was suggested last night lolxx
Oompa Price
I put two up as I couldn't decide which one I liked the most lol
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That pic got me thiking of a the film
A Clockwork Orange
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