A few of them are, I reckon it's a sweetener from the salon as she'll be keeping them waiting. And haggis is not pronounced haggUs, what a bleeping moron.
Katie Price #165 Lezzing it up retro style to pass the time whilst I wait on my trial.
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Fans? ...... are they takin the piss 
..... we saw a red letterbox, some bloke hiding behind said letterbox, some kid looking confused .... and a few teens eyeing up the wheels on that car ... waiting for them to go inside, so they could swipe emm, to sell on for some tesco own brand cider 
..... " OHHHHH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN!!! " .... Im still laughing at the pic of her ` TEAM ` hiding her wiv a folder and laptop ... WHY .... No one was clambering to take photos of this clapped out old mare .... this debacle is DELUSION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER 
... carry on pwiccceeee, you are giving us soo many laughs ... I knew your downfall would be worth the watch ... but you're really spoiling us now 
..... we saw a red letterbox, some bloke hiding behind said letterbox, some kid looking confused .... and a few teens eyeing up the wheels on that car ... waiting for them to go inside, so they could swipe emm, to sell on for some tesco own brand cider ..... " OHHHHH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN!!! " .... Im still laughing at the pic of her ` TEAM ` hiding her wiv a folder and laptop ... WHY .... No one was clambering to take photos of this clapped out old mare .... this debacle is DELUSION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER ... carry on pwiccceeee, you are giving us soo many laughs ... I knew your downfall would be worth the watch ... but you're really spoiling us now Attachments
Well she doesn't want people to take any photos for free when she can charge £10 a pop for them does she? Honestly who does she think she is, behaving like some mega hollywood star!I'm pretty sure 'shy' is a word that's ever been used to describe it before
I notice she is still hiding the hole in her crotch as pointed out by @LoolieVeeton earlier. BTW I mean the hole in her cheap manky leggings not the other hole in her crotch. I think that would take a larger repair than a hotel sewing kit.
This advert keeps popping up on this particular thread. 
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Cheeky bastards slagging off our national dish! Haggis is a delicacy, they're more used to that slop they get paid to advertise or a tit show of a roast vomit dinner! duck off and don't come back you work shy slobs 
You so right. Surely Skanky must look at these plaster-classes and see that’s it all over, the glamour days are finished and will never return, reduced to taking the spare cash off people who really don’t look like they can afford it.More punters trying to look like SkankyI don’t want to be rude but most of them don’t look like they can afford their bus fare home let alone £80 for a make up class. She should be embarrassed taking their money.
This was a woman that flew the world 1st class, was invited to the PlayBoy Mansion, Formula 1 races, numerous premier events, and now hawking her butchered body around the wrong end of UK towns. I’m actually embarrassed for her. It’s like watching a grim film where a once big star is playing the end of the pier in provincial towns, to an audience of OAP’s on a day out.
It’s quite staggering how she’s managed to f*ck everything up so badly. Shrewd businesswoman they say….the evidence on this trip shows otherwise, she was just lucky, now that’s lucks run out, gee I just can’t with these photos
Katie was hoping to go for the Tonto look.....
WtAf !!! Nice outfit there KP
and Jesus god - he’s not Scottish surely I don’t know one Scottish guy who looks like that
Perhaps that lady on the left is going to loan Skank her crutches....?More punters trying to look like Skanky
This is hilarious though, love how they are taking the piss using words - handful of fans and 12 fans -
sly dig there
I live in Fife - not near this thank god. It’s actually illegal to drink in a public place. you can be given an on the spot fine by the police
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Has he actually painted on that beard....? Its not real, surely...?
She's a model of 25 years, had 5 children and is still fit and can give those current 18 years olds a good run for their money.
And it's all nutural, no make up, just good lighting and the right pose!
Sad, deluded old hag doesn't realise the only part of that, that is true is that yes, it's a right pose alright.
Slowly but surely the veneers of her superficiality are being stripped away, all too plain for everyone to see that whatever it was that she supposedly had, has gone.
There's actually no coming back from here, the public have seen the queens new clothes and saw through the pretence of good mother and successful women.
She's already a has been, she knows it but the enablers keep telling her she's still got it because of the gravy train and the massive ego refuses to admit it.
Keep cocking a snoop at the law and Joe Public Katie, your downfall is just around the corner and when it finally arrives, nobody will either have sympathy or care.
You had your chance after crashgate but being the megastar diva you think you are you've just continued talking the piss, don't come pleading for pity or help when the end comes, people have long memories.
She’s just back from Thailand
The moschino bag will be fake as well
She can afford a set of decent hair extensions so she is defo no paying £3k for jammies
New thread time (sorry its a tiny bit early....but @265 will spank my bum if i'm late. lol)
Katie Price #166 Katie’s in Scotland on the piss, we’re all hoping she gets a Glasgow kiss
Well done @DC16 on winning the new thread title. ❤ Recaps: She's actually made it to Scotland to teach her cling-ons all about effectively covering up your botched surgeries. Hallelujah! She's yet to understand the complexities of buckling a seatbelt, however. (n) Clunk-click...
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Because it was part of her 'adoring crowd of fans' in her mind!
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