Katie Price #147 Put a tampon in your hair and let us see your underwear. Signed your only fan, Stan.

[Rosiecosy]

Uggh, that's probably why she had those awful white extensions put in recently. So she can turn up outside court to make it all about her...I mean 'support Cole'.

She's probably so glad that for once, she's not the one standing before the judge! Must feel weird to her

A criminal record is not ‘getting away with it’. Having a record will have big consequences: no entry to LV and difficultly getting a credit Licence for offering finance on his dodgy cars. A custodial was never on the cards, except for if he threatened the emergency services. Take heart, there will be consequences. Unless he’s got his proof in black and white, of course

Well said. He's not going to get away with it. It won't be jail or any severe punishment but he may have a criminal record. The black and white proof most likely won't be shown either as that was in relation to her being hit and that's not what the case is about. It's about his verbal threats in public.

 

[AimlessShameless]

We all know it will be a damp squib today. He's going to plead guilty for having a bit of a "gob off" in the street, and will act all smug as it will "black and white" prove he didn't hit his Dolly. He's going to plead guilty to try to avoid evidence disclosure eg bodycam footage.

Skanky and wanky will then act all smug thinking that a)they have got away with their normality again and b)they can do what the eff they like as they are legends rather than bellends.

The papers however will start making more obvious comments with only their diehard leeches believing we are all trolls.

They will continue spiralling however as the hard cash is drying up, but the hard drugs continue until mother nature provides the Karma that, for some reason, our judicial system cannot produce.

Looking forward to mothers day to see what throwback pics she produces - or will there be supervised visits (with no Junior?)

 

[Blessmyheart]

Who thinks he’s going to do an insta rant after court?
I hope so

I’m convinced of it.He will be talking abaht ‘is metal elf, twolls( us),and how ‘ee is incident of fumpin ‘is Dolly wot e worships.
He will fank ‘is brief, change into a twak-a-twoll twaksuit,and wait for Lorraine to phone for the excloosive.
Papers get ready.

 

[WillowTree21]

She's probably so glad that for once, she's not the one standing before the judge! Must feel weird to her


Well said. He's not going to get away with it. It won't be jail or any severe punishment but he may have a criminal record. The black and white proof most likely won't be shown either as that was in relation to her being hit and that's not what the case is about. It's about his verbal threats in public.

Morning Rosie. Had a good nights sleep, hope you did too. Wonder when we will find out anything? Shame there's not a live video link. We will all be waiting, hoping today will be a good day and justice for once is done. I still wonder if his 'brief' has advised her not to attend, to distract from added press publicity? I think she will though, showing her 'support' for 'the one'. KP NEVER misses a paid publicity event. Will his daddy be there holding his hand too? Be strange seeing him in a suit & not a trackie. Face all smooth from a pampering session yesterday. Crisp new hair style. I don't like to be a pessimist, but I think the outcome of today may be a disappointment for us Think the worse & hope for the best

 

[Gem74]

Morning all. I've got a busy day, going into the office for a few hours too. That's why I need everyone to NOT post on here until 3.30pm or it will be too hard for me to catch up. Thanking you in advance!
OR... I could pretend I'm sick and spend the day on the thread with live commentary
Meanwhile back on earth, I'll be at work and the thread will move like lightening!

Same! Although will fit in some extra ‘toilet breaks’ and visits to the ‘photocopier’ I’m also ‘slipping sway’ at 3 for a sneaky cut and blow dry. Phone will be fully charged andMy hairdresser won’t be in a chatty mood!

 

[sausages79]

I've literally had nothing to do so far at work this week. I've got a meeting at 2pm today, but i swear if anyone tries to speak to me or ask for help today then i will explode and have to be escorted off the premises

Looking forward to the arrival pics!

 

[karma4klattie]

A criminal record is not ‘getting away with it’. Having a record will have big consequences: no entry to LV and difficultly getting a credit Licence for offering finance on his dodgy cars. A custodial was never on the cards, except for if he threatened the emergency services. Take heart, there will be consequences. Unless he’s got his proof in black and white, of course

From gocompare:

" Having a criminal record will increase the cost of your car insurance, whether your conviction is motoring-related or not, because insurers see you as a greater risk. All convictions matter to your insurer, regardless of the crime, including robbery and driving under the influence of drink or drugs. "

I hope Cole gets off scott free, with an apology from the police and compensation so that he and his beautiful Skank can go to LV for their dream holiday. Hehe.

 

[Mellow Yellow]

Welcome to #147, well done to @PhoebeBuffaysSmellyPussy for the winning title.

Previous thread - https://tattle.life/threads/katie-p...irty-old-hag-you-belong-in-jail.28428/page-50

From the Pom Gallery.

Carry on.

Brilliant Pom it took me a few seconds to register where his head was NOT

 

[Gem74]

I’m convinced of it.He will be talking abaht ‘is metal elf, twolls( us),and how ‘ee is incident of fumpin ‘is Dolly wot e worships.
He will fank ‘is brief, change into a twak-a-twoll twaksuit,and wait for Lorraine to phone for the excloosive.
Papers get ready.

Love this!

 

[Cakky Prize]

Morning all, found this funny photo of Kakky on Twatter..

 

[Rosiecosy]

Morning Rosie. Had a good nights sleep, hope you did too. Wonder when we will find out anything? Shame there's not a live video link. We will all be waiting, hoping today will be a good day and justice for once is done. I still wonder if his 'brief' has advised her not to attend, to distract from added press publicity? I think she will though, showing her 'support' for 'the one'. KP NEVER misses a paid publicity event. Will his daddy be there holding his hand too? Be strange seeing him in a suit & not a trackie. Face all smooth from a pampering session yesterday. Crisp new hair style. I don't like to be a pessimist, but I think the outcome of today may be a disappointment for us Think the worse & hope for the best

Morning Willow. It will be interesting to see if she does attend and whether the foghorn speaks to the press.
Yeah its possible that he might get away with it all (not even a criminal record) but it's ok.... there are plenty more court cases heading their way! maybe skanky will get locked up in her next one

 

[DC16]

I understand KP won't be going as she has to attend cs

 

[Rosiecosy]

Same! Although will fit in some extra ‘toilet breaks’ and visits to the ‘photocopier’ I’m also ‘slipping sway’ at 3 for a sneaky cut and blow dry. Phone will be fully charged andMy hairdresser won’t be in a chatty mood!

I think I'll be needing a few extra loo breaks today too!
Show your hairdresser skanky's latest look and ask if she/he would ever touch that!

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Oh god she’s back to sharing old photos AGAIN, because she hasn’t seen her children for so long. BORING

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Happy Colemas everyone, even if we don't get the present we all wanted, it's Boxing day tomorrow.

Katie has been santa for cole, she's shat down the chimney.

 

[Rosiecosy]

I understand KP won't be going as she has to attend cs

Ooooh brilliant! So Cole won't get any "support" from his dolly? Oh dear. That will look good. "The victim in all of this is currently doing CS for driving whilst high and drunk and banned for the 6th time. We're all victims 'ere your 'onour!"

 

[DC16]

Ooooh brilliant! So Cole won't get any "support" from his dolly? Oh dear. That will look good. "The victim in all of this is currently doing CS for driving whilst high and drunk and banned for the 6th time. We're all victims 'ere your 'onour!"

Whether she turns up or not is a different matter....

 

[Rosiecosy]

Happy Colemas everyone, even if we don't get the present we all wanted, it's Boxing day tomorrow.

Katie has been santa for cole, she's shat down the chimney.

Coles been a bad boy. Maybe he'll get a lump of coal?
I'll see myself out!

 

[DC16]

Wonder if there will be any show of public support for him from the rest of the Price family today?

 

[Eureka]

Today's the day!! What time is he due in court?