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Very much enjoyed reading itI enjoyed dreaming it up, thank you!
Boris is known for liking the white stuff isn't he and I bet they all got in there for an VIP Oligarch Orgy, KP thrusting heads between cleavage left right and centre, Joan Collins too (why is she always at these things!!) Feck, it's beautiful, it's so outlandish for people to say don't be daft but almost so obvious to be hidden in plain sightVery much enjoyed reading itshe must have something on SOMEONE to keep getting away with stuff. Maybe it's the ol white powder? Rumours abound that's what she has on Piers Morgan? Or maybe she had a threesome with BJ and a Russian oligarch? I would literally saw off my little toe for this to a) be the case and b) be leaked on video. Bring down Boris AND KP AND a Russian oligarch, what a hat trick! (Time for MY meds now)
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I could imagine Price being part if a spit roast with Johnson and the Russian.Boris is known for liking the white stuff isn't he and I bet they all got in there for an VIP Oligarch Orgy, KP thrusting heads between cleavage left right and centre, Joan Collins too (why is she always at these things!!) Feck, it's beautiful, it's so outlandish for people to say don't be daft but almost so obvious to be hidden in plain sight![]()
ThisBoris is known for liking the white stuff isn't he and I bet they all got in there for an VIP Oligarch Orgy, KP thrusting heads between cleavage left right and centre, Joan Collins too (why is she always at these things!!) Feck, it's beautiful, it's so outlandish for people to say don't be daft but almost so obvious to be hidden in plain sight![]()
Have to say if it was a choice between Boris, Joan and Katie Price, I'd have Joan.Boris is known for liking the white stuff isn't he and I bet they all got in there for an VIP Oligarch Orgy, KP thrusting heads between cleavage left right and centre, Joan Collins too (why is she always at these things!!) Feck, it's beautiful, it's so outlandish for people to say don't be daft but almost so obvious to be hidden in plain sight![]()
I think its always been the case that every date, one night stand, or quick grope in the toilets ,she has fantasiesed that they really want her , they want a relationship and cant accept it when they want nothing to do with her . Many a guy shes called out for ignoring her , they wanted a quick fumble. She wanted the fairytaleI’ve just been musing , on the last thread DY was mentioned , how Skanky was shagging him & they were both shagging other people ….. I’ve not long read her first book ( charity shop 99p) purely because people kept referencing parts of it on here .
Anyway , even though she didn’t write it herself , it still read like a 13 year old wrote it, but I digress .
The poster on the last thread said clearly that she wanted to be a WAG …. And that’s something that comes through VERY obviously in the book .
She wanted to land a rich man, a footballer would have been a bonus & a lot of them very much on her level .
It should have been really easy for her to achieve this. Easy pickings , low hanging fruit.
So she shagged DY ,probably the first one to give her attention - hardly a Prince amongst men - in lots of ways- and got pregnant .
I think what I was musing that despite so many opportunities that , quite frankly , were underserved , she is utterly incapable of getting anything right .
Getting up the stick by a footballer , if played right ( pun not intended) should have been a passport to a lifestyle she craved , but no , it had
drugs , men , alcohol , attention seeking , spending , fleecing etc etc
She could’ve lived a really quiet life & wanted for nothing if she’d played it right , but she is the product of her own ineptitude .
At the same time she was setting her cap at Schumacher who she convinced herself really liked her , but never once made any sort of move on her despite countless meetings , dates and “ flying her out” here there & everywhere .
Guessing he liked the look of her back in the day, but when the reality of that awful gob on a stick with it’s greasy extensions , chavvy dress sense & lack of decorum arrived in his suite , his dick shrivelled back in on itself![]()
I believe she’s shagged bj and then she’s shagged a russian and now we have another (albeit hefty and classless) Christine Keeler….but to keep a lid on it she gets away with everything.Boris is known for liking the white stuff isn't he and I bet they all got in there for an VIP Oligarch Orgy, KP thrusting heads between cleavage left right and centre, Joan Collins too (why is she always at these things!!) Feck, it's beautiful, it's so outlandish for people to say don't be daft but almost so obvious to be hidden in plain sight![]()
Reminds me of that programme, snog, marry or avoid. I know who we all would avoidHave to say if it was a choice between Boris, Joan and Katie Price, I'd have Joan.
And as its a miserable day here, to cheer people up I'll admit it took me about 3 threads to work out that Prince Chow Mein was meant to be Prince Charming rather than him really loving chinese food![]()
My comment was deleted - my money is on EdnaNot a single true comment on this new post…. Someone must be working overtime deleting them and keeping the deluded gushing ‘Great mum’ narrative.
‘I don’t like loud noises’ so my mums taking me to a nightclub so I can make her some money.
Thread recap - katie is still a massive bleep
Well done Foxtotty, great thread name.New thread, title by @Foxtotty
Rubbish at recap, but will try for a small bit feel free to add.
They've been in Thailand, he's spending his holiday squeezing her spots whilst she wants to sell her old implants. Harvey had his fashion show which she didn't attend.
Katie Price #141 Spongeblob Squareskank is back, new body, she ate all the pies, drank all the voddy
She’s on the beg Think the devil would be interested in going into partnership with her. So many similar characteristics. Large teeth, cloven feet. Fierce & cruel. Arrogant & Self centred. A deceitful liar. No heart. Like's the heat, living in an inferno. Yes, a match made in hell.tattle.life
Oh I’ve missed Prince Chow Mein, makes me snort laughHave to say if it was a choice between Boris, Joan and Katie Price, I'd have Joan.
And as its a miserable day here, to cheer people up I'll admit it took me about 3 threads to work out that Prince Chow Mein was meant to be Prince Charming rather than him really loving chinese food![]()
Wearing nylon in the heatDon’t they look happyon another note if I see that horrible green tracksuit top again….
Lol I nearly put snog marry avoid then thought I wouldn't want to touch Boris either, the description of him as a bin bag full of custard from celeb gossip put me offReminds me of that programme, snog, marry or avoid. I know who we all would avoid![]()
Her new I’ve eaten all of Thailand belly isn’t eitherNew tat isnt even on there![]()
Is this Insta? She looks scared and like she's been crying to me. (Agree BTW).Don’t they look happyon another note if I see that horrible green tracksuit top again….