Katie Price #140 What's going on with the boulders? You're the shape of spongebob with ¼back shoulders

[Blockedbyadmin]

She’s the shape of the Honey Monster (but with fake tits too)

@Pom Bear surely this is one for you!!??

 

[MrsCranky]

Sorry to derail and backtrack, but I can't believe those Lorraine Kelly and Sue Perkins photos.

I don't think I want to see them in the nude. I'm not going to look

 

[wimble womble]

So KP going on about doing more stuff for charity, yet she hasn’t even publicly acknowledged Anna K’s birthday or Harvey’s catwalk today

Give it a few hours it will be in the headlines lmfao
Just gotta get those buzzwords spelt correctly
“ moved to tears” “ heartwarming” “fans are gobsmacked”
Etc etc etc etc

 

[LoolieVeeton]

C-word, not n-word...jesus I should just stop, I'm only under the influence of pain relief I promise

You were thinking of her noonie, that’ll have caused your confusion

 

[Lollypops]

Acapulco club on now, ITV

 

[Noggin]

Her eyes in the video, wtf, looks Cole punched her, horrible lines under the eyes

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Definitely think she's sporting a black eye and it can't still be from the surgery!

 

[kirajodie]

The absolute STATE of this tattoo. She obviously doesn’t check the quality of her tattooists’ work before committing, because this is absolutely terrible!

Yep as someone else pointed out earlier, shes covered the tats of kids name. The one with Carl and katie like a bracelet gone too

 

[Foxtotty]

It's been obvious for a long time they don't have sex. She's too revolting.

She'll be going down the turkey baster route for that baby I expect now

 

[MrsCranky]

Seriously though, wtf is going on with her neck?!

I'm more concerned in what's going on in her head

 

[life’s a car crash]

I’ve been dying my hair since I was about 37 too. I’m not ready for grey hair

I think I must be the only person who asks the hairdresser what % of grey I have. Can’t wait for the 90% I’ll be leaving it. How easy - no roots just a toner. Saving £££

 

[mrbusiness]

I wonder if she did it because she will never get her kids back for anything other

She eats like a pig. Talk with food in her mouth. HOW can he be seen with her? He’s definitely got a game plan.

but why has he tattooed her all over himself? That’s what I don’t understand

 

[Private2407]

I'm more concerned in what's going on in her head

I don't want you going there...we may never get you out

 

[Winepig]

We'll be seeing similar headlines about Cole, in years to come...

That’s him , that’s the bugger
Jeff - GOOD (Y)
Jack - BAAAAD

 

[Winepig]

I won't tell you about the Sue Perkins leaked phone pictures then. I seriously need to put a child lock on this laptop for my own sake.

I’ve had to look now

funny because I’m reading her Autobiography presently

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

What happened to those wide open bright eyes of last week. ?

They're pissholes in the snow now (quite literally I expect )

 

[Private2407]

i can not she the Melia chain of hotels offering her a free stay in exchange for staring in her youtube(they do not need that kind of publicity),it is quite a large chain of hotels all over the world(they have 360 hotels in 46 countries)(i have stayed in 3 of them they were all nice)and i would be surprised if they thought she was a big enough star to advertise their hotels(just because she seems to indicate that it was free by saying thankyou for having us does not mean it was free we know she lies to make out she is a bigger star than she thinks she is)melia was named best luxury hotel chain in 2021 they do not need a washed up ex page 3 person to promote them

She has previous for not doing anything that doesn't benefit her in some way so I wonder what the crafty old bint is up to then

 

[NoodleNips]

Ok - Skanky takes us for a hour of the gym - she is out of breath by the time she gets there - she can manage 10 mins on the Stairmaster -can’t do the running machine because of the broken hooves. We see her room - all her clothes are in a pile at the bottom of a wardrobe along with all her Boombod and JYY stuff because she still has to post! Wigs all hanging up in bags. No sign of Crawl anywhere.
Lots of food being presented - lots of “l LOVE IT” Crawl and Kate in the pool where he picks a spot on her nose and she says he has tiny balls - lots lots more to come apparently!
IT WAS THE LONGEST 10 MINS OF MY LIFE

That we'll both never get back...why do we punish ourselves
[/QUOTE]
We did it for the cause wine time!!

 

[Private2407]

Has this mono boobed fool actually got sunburn on her one giant bap? Jesus! That’s the first thing they tell you “keep covered in the sun for a couple of weeks”

I think she actually had them done last December not now, the media just span it that way.

 

[wise after the event]

Ffs no, we dont want her
I cant see her coming all the way to saltash, it is in cornwall

another fucking holiday for her......if she turns up!

 

[Foxtotty]

Paying off her creditors.
Staying clean and sober.
Apologising to those she sold stories on or bullied.
Giving all her pets away to proper homes and never getting one again.
Getting a proper job.
Speaking, instead of shouting (and maybe investing in a dictionary).
Thank the stepmothers for raising the kids
And once she has done this for a while, she can start trying to be a proper mother to the children. Step one being, no more photos and exploiting them.

Well said but the first line is a cracker considering she sells barf bombs ans all that rubbish. Doesn't look like she ever uses it herself
I noticed she had the old Boom Bod in her suitcase too. Cue another advert for that company soon then methinks