I've heard on the grapevine he's being used on interstellar sat navs as a place to avoid........'turn around immediately, recalculating'I am sure you can see those teeth from space!
Hello youGood evening all you beautiful people.
I've finally sat on my fat ass, kids in bed,heads in his man cave.
Peace at last. I'm just going to have a quick catch up.
But while i do, did any of you see this?
I had a quick nosey earlier and that aesthetic company she started following the other day posted this.
More crap to come![]()
I couldn't look....not even after half a bottle of ginGod help me i joined the live, didn't stay too long. Cole was in charge. Someone said Petes doing a live with princess and its not good. I checked, looked fine.
Are you listening MayhemI’m guessing the big reveal will be made at midnight (hope she turns into a pumpkin). Better go easy on the gin, wine, tequila, and Bailey’s so as not to miss the great news, Tattlers! And don’t forget the nibbles to line the stomachs. Can’t have anyone getting ulcers in the new year!![]()
We don't have an aldis, I has a sad as that's sounds lush.Aldi fakey Bailey's cream & hazelnut cream liqueur, yummy.
I'm fairly confident that this is the year we'll see old skanky flaps on the new years honours list. Surely she deserved recognition from Liz for her tireless charitable efforts![]()
On the last bottle of christmas shloer facehugger no more baileys til next christmas. I'm going to enjoy a bath and watch the documentary in said bath like a proper celebrity.You need to sit your arse down and get Bailey'd missus x
You'll not miss a thing then. Happy days!And I will be here, not working next week.
Who would buy them? I bet She’s absolutely riddled.Eww is the skank seriously selling her used sports bra on depop![]()
Head or brain transplant? That's all that’s left, I think....unless it’s butt implants?Good evening all you beautiful people.
I've finally sat on my fat ass, kids in bed,heads in his man cave.
Peace at last. I'm just going to have a quick catch up.
But while i do, did any of you see this?
I had a quick nosey earlier and that aesthetic company she started following the other day posted this.
More crap to come![]()
Found them, good job.I also made a few replies to Ron. I just couldn't pass it up to set the record straight
What's this UTTER BOLLOCKS about Dubai? what the duck did I miss?Damage control for her upcoming Dubai ‘Business Trip’
I see that, is he a Simpson? I don't recognise that one.Yes put 265 in it, has anyone else noticed he's now a Simpson?
Well there's a coincidence - did you have cats called Benson and Berkeley perchance?I used to have 2 goldfish called Bubble and Squeak.![]()
I wonder if he has perfected the VB 'crab walk'...What is it with these sudden snarls when he takes pics? Has he graduated from the VB modelling school? Instead of looking moody, he looks like the muppet he is!
And Carwash too perhaps....Sat on the sink constantly peeing on a pregnancy test probably!![]()
It is indeed there![]()
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It looks like a housing development in Chelmsford, Essex.
I'm surprised the prada boots haven't sold. Not!De-pop can't be going that well, as she was advertising a sale last week!