Katie price #127 hi ho, hi ho, it's under the bus you go

[itslifebutnotasweknowit]

She always was better looking and classier that the Skanky thing.

Dockyard Doris is more classier than Skanky.

 

[wise after the event]

That's only 6. Did you forget Cheesy?

gobby and farty

 

[lovesthegossipmx]

Legal teams? They cant afford a solicitor.

i doubt it,they know eveything so wont and cant afford a solicitor

 

[Tamar]

Haha, wouldn't surprise me if he was. He specialises in going down the cop shop at 3am apparently.

Yes that him, he likes a drink and got caught drink driving

 

[Rosiecosy]

I know rosiecosy when I have washed all the curtains nets etc I say to the OH do they look nice and white, he says they don’t look any different But he does say I would notice if you didn’t do it mmmmm

This was my week off and I planned to relax. You're making me want to go on a mad cleaning spree now! what if I do and I miss something really juicy on Tattle? Or I get so behind that it takes me another few days to catch up?
Stop it Hog!
PS post that to skanky. Might make her start cleaning her filth up!

 

[MrsCranky]

I hope you are in a better place now , My dear old dad used to stand on the balcony of our maisonettes looking over the grass square surrounded by the flats, i was about 8 or 9, a girl was winding me up, so i hit her, my dad called me up, he said why did u do that? i was so self righteous, i said she started it, my old dad never raised his hands to me , i got the biggest hiding in my life , he said, NEVER ever raise your hands to a woman , and even though hes gone , i would never whatever the provacation , and its not because i think women are the weaker sex, they are the equals of men , but you should never pick on anyone of any sex just because you can

Great lesson

 

[mrbusiness]

If she had an ounce of sense (and she hasn’t) - she wouldn’t be with someone who hits her and is deemed to be dangerous around her children.
She has backtracked on her original story as she wants to remain with him, now blaming the Sun for making up a story and throwing make up on her.

The problem she has now, is that there is no boyfriend lined up to replace Cole.
I think she would have a tough job getting one now, so she will want to keep him - despite him hitting her and the children being afraid of him.

Some fucking idiot will show up

 

[YellowTail]

What’s my next upgrade? Chatty?

Well known

 

[sleepdeprivedandobsessed]

Silence broken….. they’re on a road trip guys eating sweets

 

[catlady29]

I'd completely forgotten about this attention seeking video Back in 2014 when she revealed the troof about Kieran's affair...

Omg what is that

 

[Constantlychargingipadnow]

I’m Woking too exciting!!!

I’m about 14 miles away

 

[sausage rolled]

Carl must have his reasons for all this. It's just that we don't know what they are yet.
It will all come out at some point. But it's NOT because he loves her.

He’s madly in love with her, I don’t think she’s as madly in love with him, she’s just clinging on out of shear desperation, she has nothing left

 

[Drumsticklolly]

Good spot

Might not be dandruff sniff sniff

 

[Webster1357]

Are they even legally binding in this country in a relationship? Imagine it, girlfriends mother shouting sign this you fucker

Probably only if you could afford to pursue a breach through private court

 

[Foxtotty]

What’s my next upgrade? Chatty?

In your case they are going to award you a different title, could be one of these:
Bashful
Doc
Dopey
Grumpy
Happy
Sleepy
Sneezy

 

[mrspig99]

On Carl’s stories right now and I’m thinking that cake is their wedding day

I suspect 16/6 was the day they first met? The other one is the day they got engaged I think.

 

[hugothebear]

I don't understand his reply either. He probably wrote it that way on purpose. Will that be his defence in court? "No, your honour. It's bollocks. All bollocks!"

Wouldn't be surprised that is about the limit of his vocabulary

 

[kirajodie]

He needs a bottle of ‘Head and Shoulders’ he got bad dandruff and I have prooooooof, it’s in black n white I tell ya! What a pip head!

Not sure it's dandruff

Her IG account is still there, could she have blocked you?

She's deleted her last post , but she's still there if you search

 

[Foxtotty]

Do you look like her

If you have a look at my 10.5k tweet on KP twitter page you can see for yourself lol The 'Love you sis' article

 

[Milfordcubicle]

dont ruin your evening thinking about those twats, sit back, relax, enjoy your tipple , and give me a shout when Karma chameleon , buffalo soldier , sweet dreams or True(like that one ) come on and we'll all sing along with you

lots of karma chameleon but my fave was deffo Tracey Ullman “They don’t know”. Lots of eurythmics and mj. Some cure and Thompson twins