Looks like she’s wearing Cole’s long skinny penis tonightWhat the hell
Is this
Not only asking her if she could be pregnant, I went on for a hysterectomy and bladder problems when I was 50 and I had to give a sample to check if I was pregnant! The nurse was laughing at the time but she said they had to do the test anyway!She can’t surely be pregnant. She has just undergone an op with anaesthetic. Surely the clinic’s first question is ”could you be pregnant?”
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“Having more surgery ain’t gonna save ya?”haha *Googles* "What rhymes with labia?"
Hahaha The Messiah!It's like a Monty Python sketch!
That works really well. Thread title is yours if it wins. x“Having more surgery ain’t gonna save ya?”
Tuck your shirt in Cole you scruffy lava lamp.Captions on a postcard please- not for Harv he’s innocent in their games - is crawl demonstrating the length of his pencil?
Lawrence of a labia in those skintight trousers while Carwash models his missus' blouseshaha *Googles* "What rhymes with labia?"
Flabbier? Like her guthaha *Googles* "What rhymes with labia?"
Don’t think she had access to him this time. Maybe he came direct from collegeUrgh, skinny jeans and frickin loafers without socksshe must have bloody known H was going on stage, why the hell could she not have dressed him smartly like last time. Look at the damn state Of those trainers
hahaha Lava lampTuck your shirt in Cole you scruffy lava lamp.
KP must have dressed him!
Her face looks like Aislene here, probably filtered to fuck.Her outfit is too small, really unflattering. I really hope she's not pregnant.View attachment 1040669
Does no one who writes this realize they are all wigs?I just love the long hair out of the bottom of the bandage
Me tooFucking hell! What a complete and utter shit show! What a couple of complete and utter knob cunts! I have literally squeezed out my last cringe. Poor, poor Harvey, but I must admit, I hope he doesn’t win; I cannot bear the thought of their smugness. Aarrrggghh I feel like doing a @Greggs Sausage Roll and jumping ship…
Does she think he’s the beast from the Chase (Mark Labbett)?Lay off the drugs kp what on earth are you even saying
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