Katie Price #12 Flogging tat, where’s the rat, is Katie pregnant or just getting fat?

[Pom Bear]

Haha, looks like his rolled up socks need washing again.


Vulcan, Romulan, even Klingon or Mongo, it's like 50 shades of eyebrows

My first Photoshop pic I've made on this thread I had to make this lol xx

 

[Moobiemoo]

How I imagine KP and Cole’s relationship

Picture scene
Bedsheets are all stained with fake tan and make up, bits of hair extensions mashed into the carpet around the bed. Large pile of grotty thongs flung down the side of the en-suite, along with a load of old loo roll cardboards and eyelashes stuck to everything. All their clean clothes are mixed in with the dirty in all the corners of the room and KP just pays someone to bag it up to sell on Depop when it gets too large

KP stomps around in her Ugg’s with all the backs flattened down, occasionally lifting a leg to let off an eggy fart. Lying in bed Cole has to have a window open

KP: Cole oh I love you, you are SO FIT *shouts in his face even though he’s right next to her* *licks teeth 5 or 6 times*
Cole: oh yeah I know you told me. What do you think of me with this Disney Princess filter on?
KP: OH COLE YOU LOOK SO FIT I COULD EAT YOU ALL UP LET ME LICK YOUR FACE *licks teeth*
Cole: Um ok well I need the toilet
KP: DONT CLOSE THE DOOR COLE IT WILL BREAK THE PACT WE HAVE WITH THE SUN TO NEVER BE APART *shovels coco pops into her mouth*
Cole: hold on I had better flog some more of these snide watches, they are well clogging up the garage now. Stop spraying me with coco pops babe please
KP: MAKE ME A BABY COLE, DO IT NOW
Cole: ok well if you put that bowl of coco pops down I will ride you like a stolen bike
KP: OH COLE I LOVE YOU THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE WORLD.
Cole: *passes out from lifting the covers and being hit with KP’s noxious gasses*

 

[Pink Squirrel]

Bloody hell, she's on fire today (wish she was). A vomit inducing Insta post. Anyone gonna email big clothing 4U & ask why they're affiliating with the biggest troll of all? Working really hard at protecting Harvey by being in Cawl's house with yet another person, all close together, no masks . Maybe the police should visit Cawl's house too? I really wish she didn't wind me up so bloody much. She's an absolute arsehole in every way. She's a shite mother. Exploits all her children. Claims to take care of Harvey all on her own. As a carer for my additional needs kids, I can assure her I don't get to fuck off on 3 week holidays, swan around shops all day, have a succession of hairdresser's, mua's, nail technicians, days at spa's, actual paid carers etc, endless meals out & takeaways. She has mocked the disabled with her pathetic lies about her feet & wheelchair use. And her miraculous recovery. She is robbing gullible people with her cheap tat. She is the biggest troll & bully going. She's constantly laughing in the face of those she owes money too. She is responsible for the demise of many pets. She wears & promotes real fur. She trashes her exes & their new partners. She destroys everything in her path with no fucks given. She will use anyone & anything to keep a £1 coming in. She would not survive 1 day in an actual job. She'd have been punched in her plastic face. Rant over....thanks for reading

 

[Shelb1990]

I never really thought much of katie price but the other day me and my boyfriend was shopping and he was telling the woman in the shop that I'm 7 months pregnant (he literally shouts when he talks nornally) so everyone around us would of heard what he said. About a second later someone barged into me from behind and I turned around it was a woman with ratty extensions dragging a white juicy tracksuit up the floor. I moved away and was looking in the mirror saying that I want to be able to wear my tracksuit once I've given birth and she kept pushing into me and barging me. I only realised it was her when I saw her standing in the que with princess. I made awkward eye contact with her boyfriend a couple times as well and by awkward I mean he was literally looking around waiting for someone to notice him. Literally no one was paying them any attention either but the way she was walking about barging people n that like shes an a list celebrity is a joke. Didnt think she was a nice person this literally confirmed it for me

 

[Moobiemoo]

You know what Katie, I am pretty sure that Pete wasn’t poor when you met him, although wasn’t as rich as you were, but he is more cautious about spending on useless shit of wigs and shoes. Pete invested his 90’s pop income into property and also bought Harvey a present for his 18th. He ain’t a tight bastard like you make out. Between you, you earned a shitload before you split, and while Pete was sensible, you wasted it all on partying, surgery and toy boys. Kris also has his OWN HOUSE and car, which you did not buy, he still has those and you do not. You tried to move into it remember?

Both Pete and Kieran are raising your kids on their own income as you are fucking bankrupt. Get over yourself love

 

[NOID-phal]

The question is what do men keep in their "man bag"?

Their dignity.

 

[Pom Bear]

Your pics always make me laugh out loud! Can’t wait to see your next one!

That's great to hear xx
Thank you
Here you are..Cole is starring in his own toothpaste ad xx

The white is like a shine from his teeth lol..looks abit strange but I thought I keep it in

 

[lozenger]

No words

Katie Price branded a 'gold digger' by son after Carl pays for 14 pairs of shoes

KATIE Price has been branded a ‘gold digger’ by her son Junior after her boyfriend Carl Woods surprised her with a pair of Louis Vuitton trainers during an epic spending spree in Selfri…

www.thesun.co.uk

I am utterly baffled why they constantly insist how much they love eachother and that Coal pays for EVERYTHING, and spoils her so much, not like anyone else ever has, finally a real man who pays for everything and did I tell you how much we are besotted with eachother? look AT US- look at us slurpy snogging, Look at us in bed, Look at us pawing eachother, See how we gaze lovingly into eachothers eyes. Nobody has ever had a love like ours, we need to capture every second on camera. Junior - tell them how cole pays for everything.

Its just too fucking weird!!

 

[Moog77]

Omg! There is a comment from Michelle - Kierans girlfriend - on KPs post about Carwash being the only man that pays.

Michelle Penti hahahahaaaaa

 

[nomorefakers]

My first comment ever. I found this site from comments in the Sun. Those comments made me laugh a lot during the lockdown. I used to think that k was attractive from pictures that are probably 8 plus years ago. I am sickened by all of the surgery and she has totally ruined her looks now. I am extremely mad about how she is getting away with this so called bankruptcy. And if Cowl was not interested in fame, he certainly would not be flogging tat ranging from eyelashes to ear candles online and being constantly online via every method possible all day long. He would sell cars instead. I also can't believe how they get away with breaking all covid rules. The group here is brilliant and I applaud you for reporting their rule breaking wherever possible. That is not being a "Trowel" as Klattie calls us, but is a result of both of them showing everyone 2 fingers regarding any rules or manners. Keep up the great work!

 

[MaxieMoo]

I do however need a constant reminder of all their names, date of birth and who lives where.

 

[freda19]

Fact is, princess is flirting with him. She's at that age and clearly 'likes' him a lot(too much) and is testing her developing sexuality and control.
The problem is his reaction. He should have knocked this on the head months ago, but instead he's encouraging it. He disgusts me. Her ma is a fucking disgrace letting this situation develop, but it gets her more time to use her child and pretend she's mum of the year.Note that Junior is less in evidence but Princess is practically living there full time these days and there is nothing her dad can do about it. To kick up a fuss will only bring on a shit storm of the type pricey revels in. "Pete has a dirty mind and is just a jellus hater cos my prinny luvs her new daddy Coal." She would LOVE it and be dining out on it for the next year.
Woman, open your eyes and deal with this before it gets out of control.

 

[Hunnybubbly]

Pair of chavs, teeth like hags, off to Turkey for knock off bags!

 

[Pom Bear]

Seconded. She's a little golden nugget is our Pom, can't help but smile when she's around.

That's very sweet Thank you xx

I must put this up I made after the Mr and Mrs video posted earlier...he reminds me of the annoying orange from YouTube years back, due to looking orange (he did on my phone but more of a dark pink on my kindle lol ) and then her long nails..so I've added Edward Scissorhands hands for Katie and an annoying orange head for Cole xx

 

[liar liar]

Smitten Katie Price smooches beau Carl Woods in bed

The former glamour model, 42, told how 'obsessed' she was with boyfriend Carl Woods, 31, in a PDA-filled Instagram video of the pair in bed on Friday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

The DM have this, article based on that vomit inducing snog Insta post.

This made me laugh, Speaking to The Sun, she said: 'We know we are going to get married and have kids. We have trademarked the name Price Woods'

How on earth can you trademark two random surnames - I have friends called Woods and if they married a Price I'm sure that could legally become Woods-Price, Price-Woods... whatever. These two are delusional muppets - no insult to the muppets intended. Why does she put so much store in looks? They don't bring in money, make you faithful or anything else. Fancy being 42 and still so totally clueless about what a relationship actually is. It is frightening - she must have a mental age of 13. I'm still trying to work out what he is getting from this 'relationship'. Look at any ex-reality 'star' and they are moaning about what that 5 mins of fame has done to the rest of their lives. Leave the mad woman, go back to selling 2nd-hand cars and going out with a woman actually home-making abilities who will have a child with you because you both want one and to both look after and nurture it. Price will put a barcode on its head from birth.

 

[Rockin' Robin]

Katie Price is like Japanese knotweed - impossible to eradicate, and it keeps coming back!

 

[Moobiemoo]

If you want the time line she was pregnant with Danes baby but he was behaving like a massive prick to her. Some pap had taken photos of him snogging another woman, he was an arsehole to KP and was very nasty, controlling jealous and unpleasant. He tried to stop her modelling and played her off against VB. I think she said she just knew it wasn’t the right time and they pretty much split up straight away, both pretty young and not settled. I don’t think she did it to spite him but probably knew he would be a crap dad/partner and she would be on her own.

She then got pregnant with Harvey by Dwight and still ended up single, and slept with both Dane and Gareth during that time. She has always said Dane was the real ‘love of her life’ but I think he was the one who really ruined her emotionally and deeply. She seemed to kind of stayed in touch with Dane although I think they fell out again, but he’s a nasty bastard and was convicted of domestic violence against his ex girlfriend in 2015. She made jokes about the sex tape I think which pissed him off

She has always wanted a relationship, she was very young when she got with Warren (ace from gladiators) and also Dane were both long term relationships. She liked having all kind of secret dalliances with blokes so she could write books about it but she has pretty much overlapped or had a couple month break MAX between each and every single guy she has publicly dated. She cannot be single

Teddy Sherringham 1996
Ralf Schumacher apparently at some point
Warren 1996-99
Dane 1998/99-00
Held David Beckhams hand 2000
Dwight 2001-02 - Harvey born
Gareth - not really clear but 2001/02
Dane again - sex tape
Scott 2002-04
Pete 2004-09 - P&J born & lost £2million lawsuit to him
Love affair with drugs began here?
Alex 2010-11 - sued for revenge porn he won
Danny Ciprinani 2011
Leo 2011-12
Joe Hart rumour? 2012
Kieran 2012-18 - J&B born
Life seems to get even worse - kids removed?
Kris 2018-19 - bankruptcy hits and gets banned from driving
Drury 2019
Some guy Alex Addison? 2019
Some other guy who filmed only fans at her house? 2020
Cole - 2020

 

[Dinkydonut]

I honestly can’t stop looking at this. I am slightly younger than her and have none of this on my face, I don’t get it! Why did she do it?

Im almost 46 and from my profile pic u can see I have wrinkles here and there but it makes me pleased to know that after 3/4? facelifts and multiple gallons of Botox and filler and lord only knows what else she’s had done, my skin actually looks better than hers.

 

[Pom Bear]

Another Star Trek one lol x
This time as well as Katie as Dr Spock..we also have Cole as James T Kirk x

 

[Pom Bear]

There's obviously a special offer on 'old bags'/'bags for life' ...

Looool xx

The Katie Price bag for life..

Yay, been hoping you would give us some good pictures. Always enjoy your stuff on Smeggy's thread

Thank you xx
I look forward to adding more pics, might not be everyday but will certainly add again on here xx