Katie Price #105 The coke is back it's not a rap, but an IG attack, Dr Ems is a quack is it time for a

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Foxtotty

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Squirrelina said:
Why are they so lazy? Takes hardly any time to knock out a decent home made meal. They could sniff away whilst preparing it. Skanky does have Masterchef credentials to her name after all 😂
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She was showcasing some of her cookery books the other day. Slow cooking! Another thing that went out in the 90's. Living in the past!
 
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ClivE said:
they said last year that channel 5 was paying for the repairs now it is Katie and family and friends are doing the repairs needed(i suppose Carl is well qualified he did build her a cabin in his garden last valentines day this year he is renovating the whole of the mucky mansion for her lol)it will be a documentry that ends up being filmed for her youtube along with the how easy to get married in vegas one we are all waiting for(not)
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I forgot that it was channel 5 not channel 4 that was filming it
 
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MANDATORY

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Hollytoot317 said:
Can someone mock up a photo of the skank with Boris as the appear to come from the same school of NOT GIVING A SHIT 🤬

Ill wait patiently on the return of the lovely @Pom Bear and plead for a picture 🙏🏻
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I can send you a photo of my French bulldog... no matter what I do he still looks at me like I'm a piece of crap until I cuddle him...then he slivers all over me x
 
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life’s a car crash

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okeep said:
people ask about slapgate
The trauma was intense
I said the truth would come out
To make it all seem sense
I was only going through my phone
doing ,nothing wrong
found a picture of Leandro
said he had the biggest dong

old it, flash bang wallop ,what a drama
took a picture,took a photograph
Coles head exploded in a puff of smoke
enough to make me crash my car boozed up and on coke
used his hands stamped his feet
banging on the big bass drum
i took a picture took a picture
um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
sold the story to the sun

sorting out my stuff on depop
was getting to the end
raking in the money
for stuff ill never send
once again I dont think I
did anything that wrong
picked up some underwear
said this looks like alex's thong

old it, flash bang wallop ,what a drama
took a picture took a photograph
coles head exploded in a puff of smoke
enough to make me crash my car boozed up and on coke
used his hands stamped his feet
banging on the big bass drum
i took a picture took a picture
um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
sold the story to the sun

things had calmed down a bit
then cole had his say
whats that picture doing there
of your and kierons wedding day
I said how it reminds me
how in bed he was dynamite
he lasted all night and day
and shagged everyone on sight

old it,flash bang wallop,what a drama
took a picture took a photograph
coles head exploded in a puff of smoke
enough to make me crash my car boozed up and on coke
used his hands stamped his feet
banging on the big bass drum
i took a picture took a picture
um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
sold the story to the sun

so composing an email to emily
a doctor she is not
she aint a patch on me
she aint even hot
cole said you are obsessed with him
i said your the one my greatest lover
so we sat to to watch some tv
and like every night
i put on me and pete on big brother

old it,flash bang wallop,what a drama
took a picture,took a photograph
coles head exploded in a puff of smoke
enough to make me crash my car boozed up and on coke
used his hands stamped his feet
banging on the big bass drum
i took a picure,took a picture
um-tiddly -um-pum-um-pum-pum
sold the story to the sun
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Tremendous- sang that in me Ed with me best Tommy Steele voice
 
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Jwren

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Jwren said:
There is never an excuse for driving under the influence risking lives, let alone when she’s on a ban. She didn’t put her children in appropriate child seats, not even in seatbelts on occasions. She had Jet on her lap in the front passenger seat putting his life at risk. She doesn’t always put a seatbelt on Harvey. She uses her disabled son for profit and likes and her other children when she can. She bullies people and publicly so we have seen it for ourselves. Owes millions whilst living a lavish life, rubbing it in peoples faces when so many are struggling and not paying her debts has no doubt caused some businesses to go under. She’s seen not wearing a mask where it’s mandatory and when she does not properly putting others at risk. I could go on........
So NO Katie you will NEVER change my opinion of you whatever lies you tell because most of us see you for the narcissistic bully you are!
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I meant to say Jett, predictive text 🤷🏼‍♀️
 
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