HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I was just coming on to say this Barb! Unless you’ve hired him for a panelling quote which is WEIRD as duck.duck off your talking out yer arse
Where did you speak to Delo you absolute fruit loop
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Maybe Emily is the attractive young mother from London/Kentduck off your talking out yer arse
Where did you speak to Delo you absolute fruit loop
Explains how she knows that Kate goes to his jobs and runs his Instagram as she came on claiming the other day???Maybe Emily is the attractive young mother from London/Kent
Can you image though! You book some panelling for your house and open the door to let Delo in. You’re about to shut it when you see the Truff stomping up your drive in her 2 day old gym stuff and Olive being carried in car seat (obv). “Awwww yeah alright hun? I’ll just set up hereeeee okay? Don’t worry I spoke to an expert and they said it was alright for me to come into your house because me fellas a dirty bastard who can’t be trusted. If you’ve got any issues though hun you can give me 24/7 legal team”
Bet she leaves brown sharks in their toilets.
Just calling CharlieFarlie to borrow the tweezers Joe!CAUGHTjust call us the investors
Hahahahaha yeh that’s fucked 100% My fella would bin me if I started turning up to his work meetings looking like a wardrobe in an old mans outfit.
BUT imagine booking in for a quote so you can write it on tattle
Looking like a wardrobe in an old mans outfitJust calling CharlieFarlie to borrow the tweezers Joe!
Hahahahaha yeh that’s fucked 100% My fella would bin me if I started turning up to his work meetings looking like a wardrobe in an old mans outfit.
BUT imagine booking in for a quote so you can write it on tattle
These morning motivational speeches do my fukin head in. Wouldn’t be half as bad if the illiterate bleep could string a proper sentence together
Whats the obsession lately with this filter?
Colour pallette for olives new walldrobe
QueenBarb what would be the point in me lying? U lot don’t know me what would I have to gain? Ha and well I can’t actually say because if truffle butter reads this she’ll lock him in a basement somewhere!duck off your talking out yer arse
Where did you speak to Delo you absolute fruit loop
but I tit u not Barb. Brownies honour!
also I will say this again he isn’t like his pictures he’s much nicer in real life and a really nice lad. Poor lad is trapped and she is tapped
OMG can't cope this morning... Teeting 
I'm pretty sure your not meant to give babies frozen ice sticks meant for keeping drinks cool? it has to be unsafe?! What if it leaked from the chewing The stuff inside isn't edible How does she keep herself alive never mind a baby?!
I'm pretty sure your not meant to give babies frozen ice sticks meant for keeping drinks cool? it has to be unsafe?! What if it leaked from the chewing The stuff inside isn't edible How does she keep herself alive never mind a baby?!
Genuinely one of those quotes you see on a t shirt in a tacky shop in Thailand that they think is a properly formulated English quote
The teething toys are a quid in Tesco, imagine giving your kid primark sticks to chew! God knows what’s inside!OMG can't cope this morning... Teeting
It’s probably just hydrochloric acid don’t worry mum policeOMG can't cope this morning... Teeting
God help the baby when she’s bringing her comprehension homework home from Nursery
You can say though? Like you said no one knows you so why would you be arsed abar Kate reading here (like we know she does anyway) And locking him awayQueenBarb what would be the point in me lying? U lot don’t know me what would I have to gain? Ha and well I can’t actually say because if truffle butter reads this she’ll lock him in a basement somewhere!
..Where did you see him?
How was he flirting?
What was the Convo?
Its so easy for anyone to come on and say you’ve seen them in real life.. as much as I love the tea like everyone else I don’t like fantasists who just wanna come on here spin a random stalker vibes tale just to be mentioned on Truffs IG stories
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Exactly she’s one patronising bleep ya know. My fella’s alarm woke me up at 4.45 then my bespoke came in at 6am, so despite being awake for an hour before the baby I can’t go for a run you moose because who’s watching the bespoke at that time of the morning. Turn it in you twit. Does she think people are lying in bed till midday? I wish!
This must be Delos reaction everytime Kate picks her phone up and chats out of her arse
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