Didn't she say a couple of weeks ago how she loves moving things around when she moved the manky green sofa an dusty dining room?? Well I'm calling a 'move around' of dressing room to garage conversation and lounge to the actual bleeping lounge.
Size 12 feet for dayyyyzzzzzBlimey those ain’t size 12 boobs. I mean fair play they look like a lovely pair (we don’t hate on stuff just for the sake of it eh? And some women would love to have a pair like that....) but she’s got to be minimum 38D cup no?! I can’t imagine the misery and pain of trying to fit them into a size 12 Nike
Because he doesn’t follow her to know he should propose“He can’t wait to put a ring on me” then why hasn’t he yet truff?
Because he doesn’t follow her to know he should propose
This has really made me laugh Sir John Elton's collection just doesn't sound as good. "I'm Standing Still"HahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahaagagaHahahahahahahahahaahahahahahgahahaa- Sir John Elton singing “wind in the candle”.
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I feel like I’m on a (t)roll today....
Surely nobody can be as illiterate as she is??
And I also wonder if she’s not ill, this is to up her engagement ahead of tomorrow?
tit a brick, Kate - please, for the love of god, employ someone to manage your social media. THEY WERE. YOU'RE BEING GENUINE (how ironic). YOU'RE HAPPY. And use a comma or a full stop once in a while before my head explodes.This is a bit rich coming from someone with only 47% real followers!!
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yes and bespoke has slept 7-7 from abar 3 days old so why was she ring 111 in the middle of the night
Poor kid was probably coughing from all the ciggy smoke she breathed in at the raveyes and bespoke has slept 7-7 from abar 3 days old so why was she ring 111 in the middle of the night
bleeping crying here.Hahahahahahahaha. I’ve just been in the gym listening to rockadile cock by sir John as it happens.
My fave is “I guess that’s why they blues it the call” followed by “man rocket”
I thought lateral flow tests were just for testing if you had no symptoms.Why is she doing 17,000 COVID tests? If you did it now and it’s negative, why are you doing 2 more today?
I thought lateral flow tests were just for testing if you had no symptoms.
ahahah bleeping savage hahahahahSIR JOHN ELTON FT. OVER THE SIZED BLAZER
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I’ve just spat my soup all over my desk ahahahahYOU CAN LOVE THE FEEL TONIGHT
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