hahahaha imagine how tacky it would be and surely if he couldn’t wait he would have done by now....
Anyone that writes things like ‘chair of dreams’ needs to take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror - not a shred of originality with any of them is there. Everything’s amazing, super, cute etc etc every head and fake hun have the same vocabularyView attachment 548572
Jane’s addiction
Gotta get the telescope out to get lost in the moment watching baby diaries that’s why she’s glued to her phone all the time - watching the telly through the zoomed camera lensThere’s a tv above the white chair, where is that in the room? The other end? I honestly can’t figure out how they’re going to watch tv without straining their neck.
Im just embarrassed for her on this one...talk about pressure on the poor guyView attachment 549513
hahahaha imagine how tacky it would be and surely if he couldn’t wait he would have done by now....
HahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahaagagaHahahahahahahahahaahahahahahgahahaa- Sir John Elton singing “wind in the candle”.Sir John Elton HAHAHAHAH
Living on a farm imagine her nails thenShe’s going to keep her business goals private She’s literally just told us she wants to do something baby related with them emojis the daft bleep . I rekon she’s going to come out with a range of tools to strap babies permanently to kitchen islands and baby straighteners.
Truff he doesn’t want to marry you love. If men can’t wait to put a ring on it then they just do it!! or has he got to be told when and how it must happen first
Hahhhaha “hey guys!!! ”HahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahaagagaHahahahahahahahahaahahahahahgahahaa- sir John Elton singing wind in the candle
Omg stop itSir John Elton HAHAHAHAH
I’m in tearsHahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahaagagaHahahahahahahahahaahahahahahgahahaa- sir John Elton singing wind in the candle
Hahahahahahahaha. I’ve just been in the gym listening to rockadile cock by sir John as it happens.Omg stop it
I’m in tears
She literally asked herself this question. Psycho.Im just embarrassed for her on this one...talk about pressure on the poor guy
Fucks sake, I’ve died.HahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahaagagaHahahahahahahahahaahahahahahgahahaa- sir John Elton singing wind in the candle
PahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahajaHahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahaagagaHahahahahahahahahaahahahahahgahahaa- Sir John Elton singing “wind in the candle”.
If you have to explain a pun, it’s not a good one creasedSo apparently ‘Reels are the new black’ is similar to orange is the new black
And ‘story blinders’ is similar to peaky blinders
They are the worst play on words I have ever heard, and from someone who is supposed to be some kind of amazing marketer, wow.
Also, everything Kate said that is included in these packs is the complete opposite to what she does.