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the_moonins
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Run down? From what?! Facials? Baby classes? The new sofa arriving? Going out for dinner? She’s done no work for 3 straight weeks now! I expect she’s more likely got a virus because she’s constantly mixing with different people in public places
Hereforthegossss
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I'm crying laughing here at her stories.... Shes calling Home & Bargain.... A BRAND.
Fucking hilarious !! She's making out she'a doing a line with CharlotteTilbury or something. Boss
This is the equivalent of when Ferne McCann and Jess Wright done lines with Poundland.
Can't cope - I really don't understand what she thinks is going to be so life changing about this hahahaha, That Olivia Hale stuff is always rammed full on the Shelves. This is why she's been encouraging cheap makeup all year. She's going to get a shock people like what they like and will pay big for Mac, YSL etc
Look at Morphe that's really good valuable the young ones buy that they won't be all buying KHM... she's deluded. This is the pinnacle for her now - Home and Bargain !!
Fucking hilarious !! She's making out she'a doing a line with CharlotteTilbury or something. Boss
This is the equivalent of when Ferne McCann and Jess Wright done lines with Poundland.
Can't cope - I really don't understand what she thinks is going to be so life changing about this hahahaha, That Olivia Hale stuff is always rammed full on the Shelves. This is why she's been encouraging cheap makeup all year. She's going to get a shock people like what they like and will pay big for Mac, YSL etc
Look at Morphe that's really good valuable the young ones buy that they won't be all buying KHM... she's deluded. This is the pinnacle for her now - Home and Bargain !!
Hereforthegram
Active member
Where’s the door?
Neveragain.
New member
Never comment on here but I read constantly! But this is super embarrassing and unprofessional that she said the announcement is at 5.30pm and it’s nearly 6pm and she’s not said anything! I don’t know why I’m even surprised with this shit show ha
JessicaFletcher36
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Just stuffed my child in her car seat in honour of our Kate so she doesn’t interrupt the revel. Ive already shouted across the room ‘awwww, ye ok??’ Im such a good momma #blessed.
Just me who thought that was a bog brush??!
Where's me glasses 
And whats the basket about??!!
The whole thing.. It's bad. It's really bad.
CatHun
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Oh trolls I can’t cope with this. It’s too much.
I actually really like the couch, but you know, in a living room.
Feeding my new bespoke who didn’t get the OHD sleep through the night memo and I must have startled the poor thing about 50 times reading the thread, you bunch of funny bastards. If I’d known how much mileage we’d get out of this, I’d have unblocked the Suez Canal myself so we could have had the big garage conversation revel sooner, it’s too close to the home bargain revel for my liking.
I actually really like the couch, but you know, in a living room.
Feeding my new bespoke who didn’t get the OHD sleep through the night memo and I must have startled the poor thing about 50 times reading the thread, you bunch of funny bastards. If I’d known how much mileage we’d get out of this, I’d have unblocked the Suez Canal myself so we could have had the big garage conversation revel sooner, it’s too close to the home bargain revel for my liking.
TaylorMomsen
Chatty Member
My bed is literally wider than her "living room"
chattycatty
VIP Member
Sorry is this person drunk?
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Thekinsley
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Imagine trying your hardest to be relatable, but the reality is you look like a friggin bloke called Barry who hangs round Lidl car park poking his arse crack and sniffing his fingers constantly, whilst off his tits on a prit stick and a can of white lightning.
I can’t get over how unkept she is. Why would you want to buy anything associated to this cretin? The brushes will be crawling with covid, cholera and an icing of Olive poop
I can’t get over how unkept she is. Why would you want to buy anything associated to this cretin? The brushes will be crawling with covid, cholera and an icing of Olive poop
trixiefrog
Chatty Member
‘Making a marketer, which is similar to Making a Murderer and is dead clever hur hur hur’. How is it clever you daft twat?! What correlation is there between some shite social media course and a documentary about a killer?! How is that clever? Never known anyone as Fucking STOOPID in my life.
Can also confirm that the big H&B on the Lancs is still free of her environmentally unfriendly single use plastic crap.
Can also confirm that the big H&B on the Lancs is still free of her environmentally unfriendly single use plastic crap.
gashycrash
Active member
Excuse me? She has measured her inside palm temperate with the handheld thermometer & a temperature came up, like the true pro she is. DuhhhhhYou can pick them up from the chemist
And who the fuck has a temperature when there stressed or doing to much
Houseofscouse
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reCAPTCHA
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To be fair if the pinnacle of my influencer career was a make-up range in Home Bargains I’d be crying too 
It’s the last place on earth that people buy make up from, surely?? 
It‘s the equivalent of being an ‘cooking influencer’ and Burger King offering to stock napkins and plastic stirrers with your name on, no?
It’s the last place on earth that people buy make up from, surely?? It‘s the equivalent of being an ‘cooking influencer’ and Burger King offering to stock napkins and plastic stirrers with your name on, no?
Hereforthegram
Active member
Sofology haven’t re posted or put it in their stories cos it’s a show!