Aimees ma’s drive way has big fucking cracks all the way up it.. one for each stomp.Her feet look like the minute she slides them massive shoes off and they hit a carpet - they’ll burn a big foot shaped mark in it like a hot iron.
Yes!! Next Saturday 7pm see ya derrrrrI vote we all have a Saturday night tattle drinking sesh and all just come on here and talk shit
Like the Trex on Jurassic park I bet Aimees mums cup of tea had fucking ripples in itAimees ma’s drive way has big fucking cracks all the way up it.. one for each stomp.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THUDDDD THUDDDD THUDDDDLike the Trex on Jurassic park I bet Aimees mums cup of tea had fucking ripples in it
he brought his panelling step ladder out the garage SORRY living roomI bet Delo couldn’t reach the ring door bell and has to bring a foldable stool with him
Brassic Park. The Lost Conversation.Like the Trex on Jurassic park I bet Aimees mums cup of tea had fucking ripples in it
oh my god next thread title pleaseBrassic Park. The Lost Conversation.
It’s one of Delo’s mates girlfriends companies. Melissa James Gannon. She’s fab but have lost a bit of respect for her after seeing thisReading the wiki its like every day something new is captured. It just gets better and better. Ahhh shes just an awful person. I like to hope one day she has a moment of clarity and is like nah im sorry i need to change and be a good person for my daughter. Probs wont happen but i like to think theres good in people.....sometimes theyre just more fake tan and dior then people though so hey hoooooo
Omgg hahaha sellin her blag shit and getting an even olddddder car. All hopes are on delo’s panelling career. Maybe he can get a big comish panelling the liver building.
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At least theyve got klarna hun. Ps im sure this is one of the amazing wonderful necklaces delo bought our totally bespoke Mr T? Tbh so many its heard to keep track
I picture Delos utility belt like Inspector gadget, where he has adapted all Phills tools to help with his affliction...being vertically challenged.I bet Delo couldn’t reach the ring door bell and had to bring a foldable stool with him
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKIN HELLLLL hahahahahahahaCan you IMAGINE the crumbs and grubs that fall out of her bra when she takes it off from her elongated tyre titsfalling all over the floor like brown coloured hundreds and thousands
I bet there’s unopened gifted parcel boxes, half empty wine bottles and rolls of Max’s poo bags stuck down that sweaty cleavage.
Thats why he brings her the screw fix, she carries all the panel wood under her titsCan you IMAGINE the crumbs and grubs that fall out of her bra when she takes it off from her elongated tyre titsfalling all over the floor like brown coloured hundreds and thousands
I bet there’s unopened gifted parcel boxes, half empty wine bottles and rolls of Max’s poo bags stuck down that sweaty cleavage.
That’s probably how she nicked all that money from SaversThats why he brings her the screw fix, she carries all the panel wood under her tits
Seen on the CCTV opening the collar of her uniform out and quickly dropping swag bags with giant £ signs on the front looking over her shoulder farting with nervousnessThat’s probably how she nicked all that money from Savers
swag bags with pound signs on hahahahahaha while the theme tune to pink panther plays in the backgroundSeen on the CCTV opening the collar of her uniform out and quickly dropping swag bags with giant £ signs on the front looking over her shoulder farting with nervousness
Hahahahahahahahhahahah, takes her smelly bra off and a half eaten sausage roll is nestled under her metre long udder.Can you IMAGINE the crumbs and grubs that fall out of her bra when she takes it off from her elongated tyre titsfalling all over the floor like brown coloured hundreds and thousands
I bet there’s unopened gifted parcel boxes, half empty wine bottles and rolls of Max’s poo bags stuck down that sweaty cleavage.
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