Just come on to say this
Just come on to say thisBaby first aid lessons at Oh Darlingod no
I really hope she does the video editing course... her IGTVs are such poor quality, especially for an account with such a large following.Just come on to say thisbaby first aid. What next? Mummy Self defence classes, hoover line training? Jesus wept. Hahahaha. Done. View attachment 242249
Ohhh ballon decorating - just what I’ve always wanted to do.Just come on to say thisbaby first aid. What next? Mummy Self defence classes, hoover line training? Jesus wept. Hahahaha. Done. View attachment 242249
Oh and becoming vlogger...like I AM VLOGGERJust come on to say thisbaby first aid. What next? Mummy Self defence classes, hoover line training? Jesus wept. Hahahaha. Done. View attachment 242249
bet she constantly say #mumprobs in real life ya knowCan anyone translate what she’s meaning about someone pooing themselves and wiping it on the curtain please?I can’t make sense of it? And also how does a baby poop up a wall??? AND “mat an baby are still asleep in bed” then quickly changed that in the next breath to “well babies in her own cot mats in our bed” shut up Kate the baby is in bed with mat as you first said !!
Yep can deffo look after meself , our lads used to make me go out in the street if I ran in sayin someone had done something to me an make me batter them even if I didnt want too hated them for it at the time but it’s been pretty useful thru life as I grew up , in me late 30s now so more chilled don’t worry am sure we’d get along just fine plus I don’t like to break a nail these days I get them done quite “bespoke” so no ones worth breaking one for
Matt doesn’t follow herI was literally just about to post this and say guys she’s up and getting her steps in feeling those endorsementsJesus shes something else man. Wonder what delo thinks when he sees the stories
She only posted a pic in crimbo pjs coz Rosie Ramsey did. She’s so unoriginal and boring I just can’tDo her legs not look bigger than they did in her pics from today or is it just my eyes
Yeh I saw rosies too but I didn’t click , your rightShe only posted a pic in crimbo pjs coz Rosie Ramsey did. She’s so unoriginal and boring I just can’t
The tea time hours were the hardest for me when mine was newborn they don’t call it witching hour for nothingSo olif has done every jobby scenario under the sun, more than any other dreamy bespoke baby has in her first 5 weeks of life. But now she’s constipated? I also don’t get the colic chat either, surely babies don’t have colic for only 2 feeds out their day? And why is she still saying she’s seeing her midwife when she would be seeing I am Health Visitor now the baby is nearly 6 weeks? Unless it’s different in England compared to Scotland but you are usually signed off by MW by now. I’m sure she’ll be relieved when she does sign KHM off as she seems to be on the phone to her constantly checking what she’s doing is ‘okay’. Just change her formula if baby seems unhappy or ask your momma pals what they usedHate slagging mums off but she’s doing my head in with her posting every single day about how great she is and how fab it all is. She’s has no sense of reality and is making it look piss easy. When in true fact it’s the hardest job in the world.
If she could string a proper sentence together and spell properly then I could probably process all the above info but that will never happen. It’s like decoding utter waffle.
Probably to save himself the embarrassmentMatt doesn’t follow her
THIS. 100%.Baby aid courses. You absolute cheeky cunt having the AUDACITY to teach people how to look after a baby. 1. You’ve been a ma for 5 mins and 2. a shit one at that
Baby aid courses. You absolute cheeky cunt having the AUDACITY to teach people how to look after a baby. 1. You’ve been a ma for 5 mins and 2. a shit one at that
Who at Oh Darlin is qualified to teach blogging/vlogging classes? It sure as hell isnt THM. The course will attract sad wannabes though so I guess it works for themJust come on to say thisbaby first aid. What next? Mummy Self defence classes, hoover line training? Jesus wept. Hahahaha. Done. View attachment 242249
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