Hahahahahahahaha. I love Nanny Hayes character, she ends an insult with a term of endearment“NANNY HAYES: ILL BLOOMIN COME ROUND TOMORROW WIV NAOMI’S DAD, MY FILTERED TO duck SHOVEL HANDED BABY GIRL”
Omfg @QueenBarb2 you’ll go down for manslaughter after thiscos I’m certified dead, time of death: NOW. May god have mercy on my soul.
Brownie points for you my number one fan
Karl largerfeld has called from his grave! Wants his glasses back
My oh my, reality may have just stabbed her little bubble.Why’s she trying to entertain OHD? She’s a newborn?
*phone rings*
DELO: *looks over at his work mate* duck SAKE ITS KATE. BEEN OUT THE HOUSE bleeping 2 HOURS AND SHES RINGING.. ELLO BABE?
THM: IYA. *whacks her head on the low ceiling in the tiny garage conversion* MMKAY. LIKE WHAT DO I DO, IM TRYING TO MAKE THE BED, SLAP 6 LAYERS OF FOUNDATION ON MY LIPS, ENTERTAIN MISS DELO, MMKAY. IM COVERED IN TYRE TIT JUICE. duck SAKE. SO... YEAH!
DELO: *pointing to nearby panelling hand gesturing that he would have sex with it* .. OK JUST FOCUS ON 1 THING MOMMA, MAYBE USE MY SILK SCARF TO ENTERTAIN HER?
THM: IVE TRIED EVERYFIN. IVE SET A 3 COURSE MEAL UP, SHE SLEPT THROUGH IT MMKAY. I SENT MAXI THE SHOP FOR SOME TREATS BUT HE EYE ROLLED ME, SO HES IN THE SHED, MMMKAY. *tries to fit her whole shovel hand into her mouth because that’s the last thing she was watching on youtube*
DELO: AM AT WORK NAH BABE SO YOULL HAVE TO PHONE YA MA. *puts phone down and goes back to eyeing up local girls in a nearby McDonalds*
*Ring ring ring ring*
NANNY HAYES: BLOOMIN ELLOOOOO MY SLAB BACKED SWEETHEART *looking back over her shoulder at Naomi’s Dad whos lay in bed next to her*
THM: HONEST TO FUCKEN GOD MUM YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN OLIF YET MMKAY SO YOU BEST GET ROUND HERE MMKAY AND HELP ME ENTERTAIN HER MMMMMKAY
NANNY HAYES: BLOOMIN HELL LOVE DONT YA KNOW ITS A PANDEMIC. AV YA BLOOMIN TRIED THE SILK SCARF? *watches Naomi’s Dad as he stand up and starts doing the Hand Jive off Grease*
THM: COURSE I HAVE, TRIED MAKING MYSELF DISAPPEAR BEHIND HIS TRENCH COAT LIKE A MAGIC TRICK AND OLIF WASNT EVEN LOOKING *pulls a ball of hair out of her ponytail, sniffs it’s and throws it behind the green sofa*
NANNY HAYES: IVE JUST GOT BLOOMIN NAOMI’s DAD HERE *Naomi’s Dad starts doing the Macarena lay down* .. ILL GET YA DAD TO NIP ROUND.
NAOMI’s DAD: TELL HER ILL COME AND ENTERTAIN DEM ALL WIV ME SPAGETTI LEGS MERYL.
NANNY HAYES: ILL BLOOMIN COME ROUND TOMORROW WIV NAOMI’S DAD, MY FILTERED TO duck SHOVEL HANDED BABY GIRL.
THM: MMMKAY.
*she puts the phone down, walks to the back doors and opens them, with Olive over her Hunchback*
THM: YEW SORRY LAD? READY TO COME OUT MMKAY? *trips up on a giant 2 week old turd*
MAX: YOU NEED LET ME OUT NOW STEP MOMMA.. IT DOESNT HAVE THE SAME AFFECT EYEROLLIN TO MESELF. ALSO I NEED A tit
THM: COME ON OUT THEN, IM GONNA NIP OUT FOR WINE FRIDAY IN A BIT AFTER A QUICK GLAM SO YOU CAN WATCH OLIF MMKAY? *pops Olive on Max’s back and makes her way to her marble island for a momma glam*
MAX: ALRIGHT GERL.
Who knew...........
kid is gonna grow up not knowing coloursI know and only 3 years agoduck mewhy has she reposted a photo of herself when she was on holiday with PLF
bleeping hellI’d rather repost a photo of Purple Acki licking me gooch rather than repost a holiday photo I took on holiday with my exI know and only 3 years ago
It’s amazing the transformation in a week from the Rave to the forest
Hahahahahahahaha. I love Nanny Hayes character, she ends an insult with a term of endearment
Anal beadsWaiting for the 'pearl necklace' comments
Wait there, just realised women don’t have goochesI’d rather repost a photo of Purple Acki licking me gooch rather than repost a holiday photo I took on holiday with my ex
..Remember to take your cape off lass.Wait there, just realised women don’t have gooches
How can I not realise when I've squeezed 2 watermelons from there
soz abar me, just going pouring myself a wine it’s been a long day of awkward zoom meetings and juggling babies
Why’s she trying to entertain OHD? She’s a newborn?
*phone rings*
DELO: *looks over at his work mate* duck SAKE ITS KATE. BEEN OUT THE HOUSE bleeping 2 HOURS AND SHES RINGING.. ELLO BABE?
THM: IYA. *whacks her head on the low ceiling in the tiny garage conversion* MMKAY. LIKE WHAT DO I DO, IM TRYING TO MAKE THE BED, SLAP 6 LAYERS OF FOUNDATION ON MY LIPS, ENTERTAIN MISS DELO, MMKAY. IM COVERED IN TYRE TIT JUICE. duck SAKE. SO... YEAH!
DELO: *pointing to nearby panelling hand gesturing that he would have sex with it
THM: IVE TRIED EVERYFIN. IVE SET A 3 COURSE MEAL UP, SHE SLEPT THROUGH IT MMKAY. I SENT MAXI THE SHOP FOR SOME TREATS BUT HE EYE ROLLED ME, SO HES IN THE SHED, MMMKAY. *tries to fit her whole shovel hand into her mouth because that’s the last thing she was watching on youtube*
DELO: AM AT WORK NAH BABE SO YOULL HAVE TO PHONE YA MA. *puts phone down and goes back to eyeing up local girls in a nearby McDonalds*
*Ring ring ring ring*
NANNY HAYES: BLOOMIN ELLOOOOO MY SLAB BACKED SWEETHEART *looking back over her shoulder at Naomi’s Dad whos lay in bed next to her*
THM: HONEST TO FUCKEN GOD MUM YOU HAVENT EVEN SEEN OLIF YET MMKAY SO YOU BEST GET ROUND HERE MMKAY AND HELP ME ENTERTAIN HER MMMMMKAY
NANNY HAYES: BLOOMIN HELL LOVE DONT YA KNOW ITS A PANDEMIC. AV YA BLOOMIN TRIED THE SILK SCARF? *watches Naomi’s Dad as he stand up and starts doing the Hand Jive off Grease*
THM: COURSE I HAVE, TRIED MAKING MYSELF DISAPPEAR BEHIND HIS TRENCH COAT LIKE A MAGIC TRICK AND OLIF WASNT EVEN LOOKING *pulls a ball of hair out of her ponytail, sniffs it’s and throws it behind the green sofa*
NANNY HAYES: IVE JUST GOT BLOOMIN NAOMI’s DAD HERE *Naomi’s Dad starts doing the Macarena lay down* .. ILL GET YA DAD TO NIP ROUND.
NAOMI’s DAD: TELL HER ILL COME AND ENTERTAIN DEM ALL WIV ME SPAGETTI LEGS MERYL.
NANNY HAYES: ILL BLOOMIN COME ROUND TOMORROW WIV NAOMI’S DAD, MY FILTERED TO duck SHOVEL HANDED BABY GIRL.
THM: MMMKAY.
*she puts the phone down, walks to the back doors and opens them, with Olive over her Hunchback*
THM: YEW SORRY LAD? READY TO COME OUT MMKAY? *trips up on a giant 2 week old turd*
MAX: YOU NEED LET ME OUT NOW STEP MOMMA.. IT DOESNT HAVE THE SAME AFFECT EYEROLLIN TO MESELF. ALSO I NEED A tit
THM: COME ON OUT THEN, IM GONNA NIP OUT FOR WINE FRIDAY IN A BIT AFTER A QUICK GLAM SO YOU CAN WATCH OLIF MMKAY? *pops Olive on Max’s back and makes her way to her marble island for a momma glam*
MAX: ALRIGHT GERL.
FFS! This makes sense because everyone knows that the Wardrobe in beauty and the beast is the secret love child of Teapot and Beast(but when he was a normal bloke not after the old woman put the spell on him)I read Nanny Hayes in the voice of the teapot from beauty and the beast
I totally am. My mantra now is “what would Barb do?”Hahahahahahahaha. I love Nanny Hayes character, she ends an insult with a term of endearment
Brownie points for you my number one fan
Never!!!
Sadly though that’s what society leaves young girls to want to look like. I have a stunning 16 year old cousin who has skin to die for but she won’t listen to me when I say she doesn’t need all that makeup. She’s in this insta bubble and believes that’s how she should look.
