Katie Hayes #205 Barry, Tom girl and Mary Delamere, the dummy is too big but Kate doesn’t care.

[Glittercandy12]

why is she obsessed with making berry sleep all the way through at a couple of weeks old, she was the same with oluv
It’s normal for babies to wake in the night for feeds isn’t it
She’s a lazy twit who wants a full night sleep an doesn’t care about her babies needs

 

[noseycow08]

Oh the lies Katie hayes the liesssssss

 

[purplepower]

Wry has she blurred the sleep position out

That’s weird we use the nanit setup for baby purple & it comes with a free trial on the app…
After that it’s £104 a year. Big back gorilla won’t pay that so she will keep tagging them trying to get a deal or some tit I bet

 

[Purple star]

It was a tough one because she's fuckin boring lately

She is very boring at the min you have done a fab re-cap tho as always
..The only thing she is showcasing at the min is what a tit mother she is to them girls …..
And how good make up is because without it she looks ruff ….

 

[Foodaholic]

Should Berry be laying flat down when having her bottle? She looks horizontal.

 

[giogio]

Big pat on the slab back to our girl @Fluffyducks for this corker of a winning thread title. Your B perfect Chroma is in the post troll

The previous thread did get a little bit mumsnet and while we wouldn't normally indulge in repetitive posts about a person's parenting style, trolls are becoming concerned and rightly so.

Following elderberries discharge from hospital Kate was ever so dramatic about the whole experience and updated Instagram with a mostly illiterate post. Because when your newborn 'stops breathing' strangers on the internet must always be top priority. Well we see where Kate's priorities lie here with these pictures submitted by @Glittercandy12 showing that Kate turned her like count on once she seen them validation likes where coming in thick and fast View attachment 2869849
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As well as creaming her knickers off reactions from strangers on the internet, Kate did what any mother would do on the day of her baby's discharge from hospital, and got on the ale. Interestingly, this wasn't posted to Instagram because she has to have her followers be of the impression that they're still in hospital and it's all very serious. A clever troll found this little gem on Snapchat though nothing gets past us top trolls Katie Jane 🫡
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And rather than keep her baby home after she was hospitalised because she 'stopped breathing', the next day the Make-ups where stomping round the marine lake. And despite them having PTSD from this medical emergency, they where comfortable with Mulberry being completely out of view behind a pram apron, very confident that their newborn wouldn't suddenly 'stop breathing' again
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And on the subject of PTSD, I'm not sure if trolls are aware of this brand new information because I know myself that I haven't read the latest medical journals. But did you know that apparently PTSD can now be self diagnosed at a day post traumatic event? No. Me neither.
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On the subject of not letting anybody hold Blueberry anymore .....
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Awkward

Anyhooooooo,

As I said earlier, trolls are becoming concerned about Kates parenting which is why it's been discussed at such great length on the previous thread. I think the main worry is the fact that Blackberry has got the biggest dummy known to man constantly shoved down her throat, completely blocking off her ability to breathe through her nose all for the asfetik
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It would appear that this unexpected week long (2 day) hospital admittance played havoc with Easter leaving poor little Olive so deprived Despite her being out at an easter party with a family member on Saturday then following that, grabbing at the donated easter eggs for the seriously ill children hospitalised over Easter from a very intimidated easter bunny, it would appear that they where home in time for easter. So she missed out on nothing... whereas the genuinely sick kids missed out on the easter gifts that the make ups scavved from the donations
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We seen they grabbed the easter bunny for a photo for the gram
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That poor bunny looks proper intimidated and now I know why... Kate told us herself. Her daughter is a grock!
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Charming way to describe your petite tanned daughter with the highlighted locks

As I mentioned earlier about truffle tits dramatising the whole hospital stay...
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"Berry was let off the machine for the first time in days".....
She went into hospital on Thursday. This picture of her holding Berry minus machines was taken on Friday. They where home Saturday

The math ain't mathing hunnay!


So now the twits are in their stay at home era with their self diagnosed PTSD, they've turned to Olive to provide the entertainment for when daddy DIY comes in from a full day's graft to eat his scran sat on his daughters bed. So wholesome
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I guess her staying at home era also means more free time to get on the ale while responsible for minors. With one of them being known to 'stop breathing'
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Staying at home era also means lecturing your followers to turn off their televisions and play a bloody board game while your television is blatantly switched on in the background... the idiocy is strong with this one
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Staying at home era means less content... so what's a mother to do? Of course, let's make a big song and dance about the new baby having something seriously wrong with it Because a bit of colic and mild milk rash just doesn't cut it in the hun world. So panic stations are go, time to swing the poor kid around manically while ranting about her potentially suffering from tongue tie, lactose intolerance, CMPA etc etc. And these conditions are just not spoken about enough so here comes guru Kate with her fountain of knowledge as a result of the medical degree she has that we've seen absolutely no proof of. Because she knows best
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Credit to @BBC1HD for the spot the difference pictures... I'm struggling to find a single one!

Anyhow, that brings me to the end of my Ted talk. And if I haven't credited a troll in anything that's because I don't follow trends, I don't give a tit about what people think and I will create threads in my own way. Thankyou

But just before I sign off the mumsnet thread, I do have to credit our star of the show @Tomi2015 who yet again came in with something totally irrelevant to the thread and stole the fuckin show
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Catch him Derry

A work of art! Hang it in the louvre

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

Wry has she blurred the sleep position out

she keeps some things privet.

 

[noseycow08]

The way they have to huddle in to the half a conservatory to relax and olive having her brekfast on the couch because there’s no dining table to sit at I wonder if deep down she realises how upside down her ‘house’ is

 

[Fashungoth]

Are the local feeding team midwives? Just curious as to what qualis you’d need to be doling out freelance advice. I AM MIDWIFE

No, I think the main qualification for the ones I saw is that they've successfully breastfed at least one baby of their own, and then they do an initial training course and CPD stuff. Lots of knitted boobs as teaching aids, dishing out leaflets, that sort of thing. Don't get me wrong, they were lovely and helpful and supportive, but they're not medical professionals - if they suspect anything is wrong beyond Mum just not knowing how to feed, they're referring to a midwife, health visitor, GP etc.

 

[Brooke Davis]

The way they have to huddle in to the half a conservatory to relax and olive having her brekfast on the couch because there’s no dining table to sit at I wonder if deep down she realises how upside down her ‘house’ is

And poor max looking round like when am I going back to my real ma?

 

[Fashungoth]

The BF brigade are a funny bunch - my pal fed her daughter and it was hell, she was literally bleeding from the nipples, in agony etc but the BF specialist just gave her nipple guards and told her to keep going, so I highly doubt a GP would tell you to stop cos your baby had a little red rash!

To be fair, I saw a GP after a couple of weeks - I was in the same state as your friend - and she was really pragmatic and said 'you know you don't have to keep doing this if you don't want to, he'll be fine on bottles'. But I think she was unusual it that approach and said it more out of concern for me than BabyGoth.

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

 

[Not_A_Troll]

To be fair, I saw a GP after a couple of weeks - I was in the same state as your friend - and she was really pragmatic and said 'you know you don't have to keep doing this if you don't want to, he'll be fine on bottles'. But I think she was unusual it that approach and said it more out of concern for me than BabyGoth.

Saying it’s ok (which obviously it is, as long as baby is fed, who cares) is a bit different to “I’ve been told to stop breastfeeding”

Everything just has to be exaggerated so much with her.

 

[Fluffyducks]

Big pat on the slab back to our girl @Fluffyducks for this corker of a winning thread title. Your B perfect Chroma is in the post troll

The previous thread did get a little bit mumsnet and while we wouldn't normally indulge in repetitive posts about a person's parenting style, trolls are becoming concerned and rightly so.

Following elderberries discharge from hospital Kate was ever so dramatic about the whole experience and updated Instagram with a mostly illiterate post. Because when your newborn 'stops breathing' strangers on the internet must always be top priority. Well we see where Kate's priorities lie here with these pictures submitted by @Glittercandy12 showing that Kate turned her like count on once she seen them validation likes where coming in thick and fast View attachment 2869849
View attachment 2869848
As well as creaming her knickers off reactions from strangers on the internet, Kate did what any mother would do on the day of her baby's discharge from hospital, and got on the ale. Interestingly, this wasn't posted to Instagram because she has to have her followers be of the impression that they're still in hospital and it's all very serious. A clever troll found this little gem on Snapchat though nothing gets past us top trolls Katie Jane 🫡
View attachment 2869856
And rather than keep her baby home after she was hospitalised because she 'stopped breathing', the next day the Make-ups where stomping round the marine lake. And despite them having PTSD from this medical emergency, they where comfortable with Mulberry being completely out of view behind a pram apron, very confident that their newborn wouldn't suddenly 'stop breathing' again
View attachment 2869863
And on the subject of PTSD, I'm not sure if trolls are aware of this brand new information because I know myself that I haven't read the latest medical journals. But did you know that apparently PTSD can now be self diagnosed at a day post traumatic event? No. Me neither.
View attachment 2869874
On the subject of not letting anybody hold Blueberry anymore .....
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Awkward

Anyhooooooo,

As I said earlier, trolls are becoming concerned about Kates parenting which is why it's been discussed at such great length on the previous thread. I think the main worry is the fact that Blackberry has got the biggest dummy known to man constantly shoved down her throat, completely blocking off her ability to breathe through her nose all for the asfetik
View attachment 2869892View attachment 2869893
View attachment 2869895
View attachment 2869897

It would appear that this unexpected week long (2 day) hospital admittance played havoc with Easter leaving poor little Olive so deprived Despite her being out at an easter party with a family member on Saturday then following that, grabbing at the donated easter eggs for the seriously ill children hospitalised over Easter from a very intimidated easter bunny, it would appear that they where home in time for easter. So she missed out on nothing... whereas the genuinely sick kids missed out on the easter gifts that the make ups scavved from the donations
View attachment 2869911View attachment 2869913View attachment 2869915
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We seen they grabbed the easter bunny for a photo for the gram
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That poor bunny looks proper intimidated and now I know why... Kate told us herself. Her daughter is a grock!
View attachment 2869926

Charming way to describe your petite tanned daughter with the highlighted locks

As I mentioned earlier about truffle tits dramatising the whole hospital stay...
View attachment 2869933

"Berry was let off the machine for the first time in days".....
She went into hospital on Thursday. This picture of her holding Berry minus machines was taken on Friday. They where home Saturday

The math ain't mathing hunnay!


So now the twits are in their stay at home era with their self diagnosed PTSD, they've turned to Olive to provide the entertainment for when daddy DIY comes in from a full day's graft to eat his scran sat on his daughters bed. So wholesome
View attachment 2869944
I guess her staying at home era also means more free time to get on the ale while responsible for minors. With one of them being known to 'stop breathing'
View attachment 2869948

Staying at home era also means lecturing your followers to turn off their televisions and play a bloody board game while your television is blatantly switched on in the background... the idiocy is strong with this one
View attachment 2869958
Staying at home era means less content... so what's a mother to do? Of course, let's make a big song and dance about the new baby having something seriously wrong with it Because a bit of colic and mild milk rash just doesn't cut it in the hun world. So panic stations are go, time to swing the poor kid around manically while ranting about her potentially suffering from tongue tie, lactose intolerance, CMPA etc etc. And these conditions are just not spoken about enough so here comes guru Kate with her fountain of knowledge as a result of the medical degree she has that we've seen absolutely no proof of. Because she knows best
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Credit to @BBC1HD for the spot the difference pictures... I'm struggling to find a single one!

Anyhow, that brings me to the end of my Ted talk. And if I haven't credited a troll in anything that's because I don't follow trends, I don't give a tit about what people think and I will create threads in my own way. Thankyou

But just before I sign off the mumsnet thread, I do have to credit our star of the show @Tomi2015 who yet again came in with something totally irrelevant to the thread and stole the fuckin show
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Catch him Derry

This is SENSATIONAL

I think this is my first ever thread title. I AM AUTHOR

 

[Tomi2015]

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Chavtastic

 

[Shazblag]

This is SENSATIONAL

I think this is my first ever thread title. I AM AUTHOR

Now that if you were truff that should read. I AM ARTHUR

 

[Fashungoth]

Saying it’s ok (which obviously it is, as long as baby is fed, who cares) is a bit different to “I’ve been told to stop breastfeeding”

Everything just has to be exaggerated so much with her.

Oh I agree, she's obviously taken something and made it sound like much more than it was. She's an absolute clown.

 

[moreteavicarXoXo]

Should Berry be laying flat down when having her bottle? She looks horizontal.

OMG I was thinking the same thing she’s gonna drown the poor wee soul feeding her like that.
Has she not been gifted a feeding pillow

 

[Violetx]

Saying it’s ok (which obviously it is, as long as baby is fed, who cares) is a bit different to “I’ve been told to stop breastfeeding”

Everything just has to be exaggerated so much with her.

I think she’s gone in and cried about how hard it is *for her* and, knowing that she’s cognitively impaired, the GP has suggested she just focus on bottle feeding. The whole trip to the GP will have been all about her, not Barry.

As others have said, feed your baby how you like, but don’t lie about it to make yourself look a martyr.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

I bet she hasn’t even mentioned Bf to the doctor cos she never done it - she has just said that she’s been told to stop so she doesn’t slip up on her lies anymore