Id imagine an unwashed arsehole to smell like a mix of fake tan, a freshly microwaved rustlers burger and gangrene
Kate boss baby momma ceo, the baby doesn't want you either the fucking time she's taking. Can imagine her scraping her bespoke dior heels in thereTHM Taking about Olive “wouldn’t want her anyway” charming
Fucking rank then!Id imagine an unwashed arsehole to smell like a mix of fake tan, a freshly microwaved rustlers burger and gangrene
He’s just as bad don’t worry.God its all going off tonight
Seriously though, what a year for KHM when you think about it. Life was all going well until 2020 for her
Pregnancy announcement in January - the start of tattle kicking off when everyone discovered she has used her cousins scan picture as her own (so strange it actually gives me shivers). Kate has insta breakdown.
Gender reveal party - rainbow baby themed to HUGELY insult every poor person who has suffered with real fertility problems... NOT a single chemical pregnancy and getting pregnant straight away within the next cycle. Again tattle kicks off. Kate hires private investor and has an insta breakdown.
Covid happens - the world stops and Oh Snarlin is shut down - Kate has insta breakdown.
Breaking lockdown rules and not self isolating in pregnancy as advised by the government - unessential trips, tattle pull her up on it - Kate has a insta breakdown to BOB
Covid Baby Shower - Kate unable to post all the self indulgent pictures of the shower I’m sure she longed to do the day she started trying for a baby as she knows lockdown and social distancing rules have been broken - people start complaining rightly so - Kate has insta breakdown
Tattle find out babys name is Olive - Kate has insta breakdown
Gifted £1000’s of baby stuff when she can afford to buy the things herself - people complain to the companies which they are entitled to do - she kicks off on other pregnant girl - following day has a breakdown on instagram
My god girl, ask yourself... IS INSTAGRAM WORTH IT????????? It really isnt.
Im actually starting to feel for Matty i have to be honest, no straight fella likes this much drama. Most men like simple happy lives with laidback happy girlfriends with no drama. That is something he definitely doesnt have, and it will start to grate on him even more when the newborn tiredness kicks in.
I’m feeling a bit sorry for delo. Those ten cumberlands swinging off THM’s palms must be making him feel inadequateAnyone who feels sorry for Delo or THM, get off this fuckin thread
Have I missed this on a thread somewhere!?He’s just as bad don’t worry.
Making his ex stand naked for hours on end whilst he watched the narcissistic cunt
He must have the patience of a saint or enjoys being a kept man? I’m sure he will sicken of all this drama at some point. My fella would have packed his shit up long ago and ran for the hills!!God its all going off tonight
Seriously though, what a year for KHM when you think about it. Life was all going well until 2020 for her
Pregnancy announcement in January - the start of tattle kicking off when everyone discovered she has used her cousins scan picture as her own (so strange it actually gives me shivers). Kate has insta breakdown.
Gender reveal party - rainbow baby themed to HUGELY insult every poor person who has suffered with real fertility problems... NOT a single chemical pregnancy and getting pregnant straight away within the next cycle. Again tattle kicks off. Kate hires private investor and has an insta breakdown.
Covid happens - the world stops and Oh Snarlin is shut down - Kate has insta breakdown.
Breaking lockdown rules and not self isolating in pregnancy as advised by the government - unessential trips, tattle pull her up on it - Kate has a insta breakdown to BOB
Covid Baby Shower - Kate unable to post all the self indulgent pictures of the shower I’m sure she longed to do the day she started trying for a baby as she knows lockdown and social distancing rules have been broken - people start complaining rightly so - Kate has insta breakdown
Tattle find out babys name is Olive - Kate has insta breakdown
Gifted £1000’s of baby stuff when she can afford to buy the things herself - people complain to the companies which they are entitled to do - she kicks off on other pregnant girl - following day has a breakdown on instagram
My god girl, ask yourself... IS INSTAGRAM WORTH IT????????? It really isnt.
Im actually starting to feel for Matty i have to be honest, no straight fella likes this much drama. Most men like simple happy lives with laidback happy girlfriends with no drama. That is something he definitely doesnt have, and it will start to grate on him even more when the newborn tiredness kicks in.
Dena lost our vote aswel thereAnyone who feels sorry for Delo or THM, get off this fuckin thread and go eat at Opera
Not sure what gangrene smells like but bins/sweat and pure shite.Fucking rank then!
Screaming at pew pew pewNa wtf is that pink blazer she's wearingit doesn't look flattering at all. One breath and the buttons are gonna go pewww pewww pewww
Reminded me of a quote from a wise 42 year old lady: "when a wife has a good husband it's easily seen in her face"I’ve sent my other half to the naughty room to kip tonight . His breathing/snoring will spoil all the crack on here. He’s not best pleased, but HAPPY WIFE HAPPY FUCKING LIFE.
That’s why I have a face like a slapped kipper and look like a miserable cunt.Reminded me of a quote from a wise 42 year old lady: "when a wife has a good husband it's easily seen in her face"
That you Cheryl?Reminded me of a quote from a wise 42 year old lady: "when a wife has a good husband it's easily seen in her face"
We are still team Dena?Dena lost our vote aswel thereshort lived
That was as funny as out. Proper howling.That you Cheryl?
We are still team Dena?
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